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"...Breathe love in my ear, use me, don't abuse me, love me 'cause these herbs are rare...If you wan't to feel me, baby, better be divine. Bring me water for these flowers growing out my mind..." -Erykah Badu, "Kiss Me On My Neck"
"Become the change that you want to see in the world." -Mahatma Ghandi
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it." -Mary Engelbreit
"If the Earth is my body, my head is in the stars!" -Maude
"It's just a box of rain or a ribbon for your hair. Believe it if you need it, or need it if you dare..." -The Grateful Dead
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your ability to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
HA!
I will never let a man make me feel anything UNHEALTHY OR UNCOMFORTABLE again. I will settle 4 nothing less than a perfect romance and love. I deserve this and I want this:
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I live in the gray area, I am both Yin and Yang, Darkness and Light, Nature and Nurture, Hunter and Hunted (Samara and Dumbledore!). A walking contradiction, scatter-brained, lazy-as-hell, I make people laugh, and am usually very well-intentioned. I put my foot in my mouth a lot, so 2 speak. I have a capacity 4 love and forgiveness that amazes me, yet there is a mostly-dormant mean-streak as well. I appreciate beauty in all forms, even when others don't see it. I see nothing but beauty in the art of God and of man.
Find out your Harry Potter personality at LiquidGeneration!
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WHEN I LOVE, I REALLY LOVE & TRY 2 HOLD ONTO IT EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD 4 ME. WHEN IT'S GOOD, I TRY 2 CHERISH IT. I LOVE MY KIDS. I LOVE MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, EVEN THOSE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT @ TIMES. I SELL THE BEST KNIVES $$$ CAN BUY, SO I HAVE RECENTLY TURNED IN2 A TOTAL KNIFE GEEK! I ALSO LOVE FAERIES, DINOSAURS, ZOMBIE FLIX, JEWELERY, CRYSTALS, AND OF COURSE LIFE WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE W/OUT ALL OF THE LOVELY MIND-BROADENING-AND-ALTERING THINGS, U KNOW, THINGS THAT MAKE PEOPLE...um...HAPPY, ESPECIALLY THE ZOMBIES, THEY MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY, RIGHT? OH, AND ASTROLOGY... I AM PRETTY FUCKING AWESOME AND ALSO a little fucking crazy, but in a silly way. I AM REDUNDANT, NICE TO LOOK AT, FLIRTY, AND FUNNY FROM WHAT I AM TOLD, BAD AT MATH WITH A WORSE SENSE OF TIME, NOT EASILY BORED, NOT EASY TO DESCRIBE ACCURATELY, SO VERY FULL OF LOVE, AND ONCE I WAS WAY TOO FORGIVING... BUT NOT ANYMORE. I NOW ACT ON THE WRATH OF THE TRUE GODDESS IN ME, AND HAVE BEGUN MY "PERPETUAL MOTIVATION." I'M NOT A MAN-HATER, I HAVE JUST PUT UP WITH ENOUGH SHIT, ENOUGH IS REALLY ENOUGH!!! "I'M GONNA BE ME... I'M GONNA BE FREE... WALKING ON MOONBEAMS... STARING OUT TO SEA..." To be continued...
GODDESS...ARIES...~~~~~~♥♥♥♥&hea rts;♥~~~~~~
You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappointment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.
You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.
Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
You Are Kermit
Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone knows it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies! The Muppet Personality Test ..
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People Envy Your Compassion
You have a kind heart and an unusual empathy for all living creatures. You tend to absorb others' happiness and pain.
People envy your compassion, and more importantly, the connections it helps you build. And compassionate as you are, you feel for them. What Do People Envy About You?~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥~~ ~~~~

My Interests

GENERAL: Film, Theatre, Art, Music, Books,
The Paranormal (chasing ghosties and ghoulies!)...
COLLAGES & MIX TAPES! I love animals & being outside & hugging trees, but I am allergic to everything! It sucks!

According to my Death Clock, this Cemetery Girl
is going to die @ age 72:
"Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, July 24, 2052."

I'd like to meet:


Dave & L'il Jon
Tori Amos... (I had the pleasure of meeting Lloyd Kaufman and Guy Maddin recently, and in 2006 I met the man himself: George A. Romero, plus Tom Savini, Nancy Kwan, and Marion Ross.)

THE TOXIC AVENGER!!!
THIS LOVELY AND DIRTY OLD MAN IS MY UNCLE LLOYD!


Music:



- Tori Amos Lyrics ..
TORI AMOS, NEVER WAS A CORNFLAKE GIRL
(I am very much a Tori Girl!)
Movie Soundtracks. Rock and Roll!!!
I will elaborate more on this later. There is just too much great music to try to list it all, but I will try. To be continued...

Grateful Dead Lyrics ..

Movies:


I love HORROR flix. (top 20 horror list to be posted...)
I LOVE Star Wars.
I Heart Huckabee's.
El Labyrinto del Fauno
Thank You For Smoking
The Royal Tenenbaums
The Science Of Sleep
Little Miss Sunshine
The Virgin Suicides
The Blues Brothers
Cecil B. Demented
Reservior Dogs
Animal House
Donnie Darko
Ghostbusters
Adaptation
Annie Hall
Zoolander
Labyrinth
Rushmore
Waitress
Clerks
Crash
ONCE
Clue
Grease
Half Baked
Factory Girl
The Birdcage
Boondock Saints
The Dark Crystal
Rules Of The Game
The Breakfast Club
Singin' In The Rain
Lost In Translation
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Take The Money & Run
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Harold and Maude is my All-time Favorite Film!!!!!!
To be continued...

Television:


Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sex and the City, Gilmore Girls, Degrassi, Charmed, WEEDS, Law and Order, C.S.I., Arrested Development, The Office, The Simpson's, Family Guy, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, to be continued...

Books:


Free and Magickal Graphics by MyspaceMagick.comEndless Night by Richard Laymon
Tao Te Ching by Lao Tse
Tori Amos' Piece By Piece
Dean Koontz's Watchers
Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions
Geoffrey Eugenides' The Virgin Suicides
James Redfield's The Celestine Prophecy
C.S. Lewis' Till We Have Faces: A Myth Retold
Goddesses In Everywoman by Jean Shindoa Bolen M.D.
The Tao Of Pooh/ The Te Of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff
Elizabeth Clare Prophet's Fallen Angels & Origins Of Evil
Finally worked my way through the whole Harry Potter series!!!! (Re-reading them now. Some of them multiple times.) To be continued...
ASTROLOGY:
March 23, 2008
Aries (3/21-4/19)
It's one thing to keep your hopes high, it's quite another to be in complete denial as to what your real chances for success are. Be realistic, today. You are doing yourself no good by ignoring the facts that are confronting you. Face them head on, and you'll see they are not as bad as you fear. Renewal is in the air right now, so if you can just hold on and stay motivated long enough, you will be able to enjoy a change of tides. This new tide will sweep in a much happier era in your life.
This is funny:
ARIES- The Irresistible One- Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
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PHILOSOPHY & WORLD RELIGION:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very Low
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Heroes:


People who make me laugh, like Monty Python and Gob Bluth. Those with a kind heart, eyes of a child, and virtue of the small... and ALSO THE GODDESS IN ME!!!

My Blog

"THANK YOU FOR SMOKING" SOUNDBOARD: LISTEN...

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Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:41:00 PST

I KILLED A LIVING THING WITH A CAR TONIGHT...

6/20/08I was driving home after dropping off my friend Duff tonight when I saw a furry grey/white thing moving in the road. Then it was under the car with a sickening sound & a horrible feeling. ...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:00:00 PST

I Am All About CAFE MOM!!!

Check out my profile at CafeMom My CafeMom screen name is: HopeAndWisdom ...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:54:00 PST

Tori Amos, Teenage Hustling

- Tori Amos Lyrics.....
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 10:32:00 PST

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me: Relaid Audio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu1RP34FLXUMusic video by Rockwell performing Somebody's Watching Me: Relaid Audio(C) 2004 Motown Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc."IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE SOMEBO...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 10:22:00 PST

Narcolepsy Cat

Narcolepsy Cat CAT CAT CAN'T STAY AWAKE!...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 02:53:00 PST

RAMBLINGS OF A WOMAN OBSESSED WITH BREASTS...

BOOBS. UDDERS. TEETS. THEY ARE A WONDEROUS THING. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THEM WHEN THEY ARE NOT MINE. I REALLY LIKE THEM FOR SO MANY REASONS: THE WAY THEY FEEL WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THEM, THE NIPPLES, THEY'RE F...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 08:22:00 PST

I GET 2 B IN THIS FILM, AND GUY MADDIN IS A SWEET GUY!

Guy Maddin and Ben Meade team up to make 'Death of the Reel'By ROBERT W. BUTLERThe Kansas City Star.. --> --> --> START /pubsys/production/story/story_assets.comp -->.. language=Javascript>function Po...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST

REBUTTLE TO AN ARTICLE ABOUT TORI AMOS & PAT KOCHIES FAERIE DOLLS:

HERE IS A LINK TO THE ACTUAL PAGE WHERE I FOUND & REPOSTED THIS WITH PERMISSION--GREAT PHOTOS OF TORI AMOS!Spin MagazineNovember 1999Updated March 15, 2000Tori was on the cover of the November 1999 is...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST

What Kind of Soul Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz...Deep down, what is your soul like? You Are a Prophet Soul You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone. Selfless and kind, you...
Posted by EinKleinerJägerMILF... on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:56:00 PST