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I am the Goblin King

And I'd rather play here with all the madmen for I'm quite content they're all as sane as me.

About Me

Really, what do you want to know about me? Music obsessed, skinny, goofy guy with great friends. But really, I can always use a few more, eh? I'm pretty easy going & like to do quite a bit of things... simply put, if you take the time to get to know me, I'll return the favor. So, don't be shy :^)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith
Birthday: "early morning, April 4, a shot rang out..."
Birthplace: Cincy 'nati
Current Location: Cincy ''nati
Eye Color: Brown, with a yummy black center
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'-2", 6'-5" w/ my shaggy mop
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German mostly. Dutch, English.
The Shoes You Wore Today: one of my many pairs of Chuck High Tops
Your Weakness: chocolate of any sort
Your Fears: being eaten alive by a bear (what? this is sensible)
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage. no need to be complicated!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make it to the next one!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I donno, I rarely use it
Thoughts First Waking Up: I usually hear my bed calling my name
Your Best Physical Feature: Hmmm... I made it to 30 with a full head of hair & no body fat. How awesome is that?
Your Bedtime: usually 11-12 pm
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandfather
Pepsi or Coke: Coke mostly
MacDonalds or Burger King: I've eaten at both maybe 6 times in the past 3 years
Single or Group Dates: sure! good company is welcome.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: don't care
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (ice cream), chocolate (everything else)
Cappuccino or Coffee: not a coffee person
Do you Smoke: I smoke crack on the sixth Wednesday of every month
Do you Swear: I try to watch my fucking mouth
Do you Sing: horribly? Sometmes
Do you Shower Daily: 6 or more days a week...
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: why repeat the past?
Do you want to get Married: to the right person, sure
Do you belive in yourself: you might want to spell 'belive' differently! But yes!
Do you get Motion Sickness: easily, yes
Do you think you are Attractive: most of the time
Are you a Health Freak: no, but I'm trying to do better
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, I live alone, it's easier to do...
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely. I have such fond memories of watching them
Do you play an Instrument: used to play trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, Godiva chocolate liquor baby!!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription? otherwise no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, I work right by one
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh I wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: probably not
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, let's go!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: uh huh
Ever been called a Tease: EVER? gee, I'd hope so...
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: when I was a kid
How do you want to Die: in my sleep would be my first choice
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, Australia, Australia!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Ummm.....
Favourite Hair Color: need
Short or Long Hair: we
Height: be
Weight: so
Best Clothing Style: superficial??
Number of Drugs I have taken: does prescibed drugs count? otherwise, zero
Number of CDs I own: about 600 CD's, 1,100 records too
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: zero again!
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My Interests

Interests? Isn't this kind of similar to the "about me" section on here? Well, I'm an easily amused guy. I collect a few things, like vinyl records & music memorabilia, eclectic artwork, Converse shoes, other nerdy stuff. I like playing cards, reading, leisure time w/ friends, going to clubs to dance and hear good music, travelling (although I don't enough these days. Sometimes I watch TV.

I'd like to meet:

If I could sit down & have lunch with 4 people it'd be Jon Stewart, David Bowie, Frank Oz, & my father. These are some smart people...but I'd like to meet anyone who feels that they are worth getting to know.

Music:

I own over 1700 albums so the list of "favorite artists" is really long, but I'll try: Frank Zappa, David Bowie, Pixies, Ween, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Devo, Talking Heads, Lou Reed, Tom Petty, Traveling Wilburys, Primus, PJ Harvey, They Might Be Giants, Bloodhound Gang, Rolling Stones, Tori Amos, The Ramones, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Iggy Pop, Roy Orbison, Fleetwood Mac, America, Pink Floyd, Moby Grape, The B-52's, Fabulous Poodles, Mott the Hoople, The Clash, The Cure, Beastie Boys, The Cars, Mothers of Invention, The Who, Alice Cooper, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Stray Cats, The Mammas and the Pappas, The Cramps, Moby, Joe Satriani, Weezer, Spinal Tap, a lot of old-school rap & classic rock, etc. I like all that obscure crap your parents listen to, esp. the offbeat material that isn't played daily on the radio. .. width="425" height="350".. .. ....

Movies:

I like a lot of cult films, cheesy horror, and good comedies. Many others too, but the movies that I still watch over & over are: This is Spinal Tap, High Fidelity, Goonies, Mars Attacks!,Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (b/w version), Big Fish, UHF, The Breakfast Club, Star Wars 3 4 and 5, Spaceballs, Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money, Carrie, Still Crazy, The Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Death Race 2000, Kentucky Fried Movie, Planes Trains and Automobiles, The Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Top Secret!, Splash, The Game, Clue, Falling Down, blah blah blah...

Television:

Arrested Development, My Name is Earl, The Office (US), Friends, Married... With Children, FOX's Sunday Lineup, The Daily Show, Ren and Stimpy, Turkey Television, YCDTOTV, South Park, Heroes, The Crocodile Hunter, The State, Buzzkill, Trigger Happy TV, Sketch or standup comedy, cartoons, a few others, mostly from "back in the day". I don't watch too much TV anymore. We'll miss you Steve.

Books:

Stephen King got me reading outside of the classroom when I was younger. I've read most of his work. I enjoy a good Poe story, the original master of horror. I read some non-fiction of events/ famous people that interest me. I am currently reading "Black House," & enjoying it very much.

Heroes:

When I was a kid I worshipped Animal from The Muppet Show. The Incredible Hulk too. Growing up, rock & roll became my hero, as well as those close to me who are a positive influence on me. They know who they are. This world could always use a few more heroes.

My Blog

Okay, JC Penny 1977 catalogue to laugh at

Now seriously, if you by chance get an email forwarded to you about this, it was a cousin of mine that discovered this wonderous item... behold, a 1977 JC Penny catalogue! I can honesly say that in al...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

If I never left my apartment again...

If I never left my apartment again, I'd be okay with that. Perhaps if I could just get a comfortable chair that included plumbing I'd never have to get up off my ass again either. "Why", do you ask? Y...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

Merry Christmas (I don't want to fight tonight)

Well, it's that time of year again. I genuinely like Xmas, but that time leading up to it makes me want to jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks to allieviate the pain. The holidays. Ugh. I work rig...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:53:00 PST

Tag You're it...Weird tidbits about lil old me.

"The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state these rules clearly. ...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:51:00 PST

Cooking for bachelors

So, the day has come where I really have to make a concerned effort to take better care of myself. Recently, I was inspired to do so by someone, but quickly lost interest as they did. Well damn.....
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:54:00 PST

101 things you might have remembered

Okay, so recently I've been a nostalgic sap. Don't worry, I'm usually like that. I've written a few blogs about this, & this one will perhaps help me get it out of my system. Mostly this blog is s...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:08:00 PST

I've collected.... memories.

You know, I've come to the realization recently that I've got a LOT of stuff. My mom moved, & now it has been bestowed upon me all of the things I left in her basement. Man, I have a lot of stuff....
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

When am I supposed to grow up?

At a crossroads, you know? I'm not as young as I used to be (duh!) & my heart weighs heavy upon my life as of late. I'm about to turn 30. Crap. So, okay, here's the deal- to those who have spent a...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 04:14:00 PST

My totalled car...

Here's some pics: Whew. The right side is all messed up too, but I've had problems posting pictures. I collided with a firetruck. No one was cited, thankfully. I hobbled away from this mess, my righ...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 10:38:00 PST

Should I be sharing this?

I think I should. I had a very bad day not too long ago. This is a long story but a good one. Read it, you'll laugh at me. I don't care, in fact I want you to. I used to have a girlfriend. I'm single ...
Posted by I am the Goblin King on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:38:00 PST