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Goddess Kumquat

We don't take that kind of attitude here in Flapjack Waffletown!

About Me

Shhhhh...I'm thinking. Don't interupt me or I'll have to start all...ooh! A butterfly!


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My Interests

Books, movies, playing City of Heroes online, reading comic books on Sunday mornings with a bottomless cup of coffee, web surfing for obscure facts about really dumb subjects, shopping cart races in the grocery store (I love the way the wind blows through my hair in the frozen foods aisle), private parties with imaginary co-workers, dancing naked in the woods under a full moon with fauns and dryads, the ocean, the mountains, anything Disney related, especially the parks, and office supplies.

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people may approach the Goddess and speak. All others will be fed to the Kraken.

Music:

80's music, Bowling for Soup, Uncle Krakker, classical, jazz, soundtracks from musicals, Disney music, old rock, anything my kids are listening to so I can learn the words and embarass them by singing in the car, Dr. Demento, Tom Lehrer, They Might be Giants, Anna Nalick...I'm a very moody girl. I have to have a little of everything available just in case my mood changes.

Movies:

Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars (3-6), Chronicles of Narnia, good sci fi, bad sci fi, horror, fantasy, adventure...anything that takes me somewhere else for 2 hours. Why go to a movie if you're going to see something that could actually happen?

Watch the Trailer on Yahoo! Movies

Books:

Yes, of course. All of them. Thank you for asking.

My Blog

Half-Year Resolutions

Okay, so the blog has lain dormant since fall.  After my last one, you know I'm not a fan of cold weather, so you'll understand when I tell you I've been hibernating since the first cold gust of ...
Posted by Goddess Kumquat on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:06:00 PST

Winter Cow Farts

I'm cold.  I don't like to be cold. I'm a California girl transplanted to the midwest.  I watch the news and the scientists keep heralding the good news - global warming for all!  And y...
Posted by Goddess Kumquat on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:17:00 PST

Of Shoes, Goats and Spontaneous Combustion

I spend far too much of my time worrying about things that not only don't concern me, but aren't even remotely important to anybody. Where did that guy walking down the highway come from? There were n...
Posted by Goddess Kumquat on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST

I've never been so terrified in my life. I'm lucky to be alive today...

Today I went shopping for school clothes.  Sure, I'm 38, but I'm going back to school tomorrow and I didn't want to look old.  If only I weren't so vain, none of this would have happened tod...
Posted by Goddess Kumquat on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST