I can spot a fake profile too |
The amount of "fake" profiles being busted lately has led me to investigate my friends a little further, and let me tell you that some of you have some pretty kinky shit on your record..Robb..That tim...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:46:00 PST |
Tonight, you blog with the fishes |
I swear, if I get "tagged" one more time..I'm just gonna have to do another tag blog, because seriously, I don't want to piss off the "Blog Gods"..I heard Joey Epstein once fucked with the "Blog Gods"...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 07:27:00 PST |
It's either do tag blogs, or pay a shrink |
I love tag blogs like Bulimics love Ex-Lax and ipecac cocktails..If I don't get tagged at least 5 times a week, I will be forced to see my shrink, and that's not good, because last time I did, I ended...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Wed, 30 May 2007 09:56:00 PST |
Big fat hairy guy in Speedo |
Why would you want to click on this??Since it's a holiday, and no one will be around to read this, I may as well get this tag blog out of the way:)Oh lucky you, thanks to Gabbi , you get to hear about...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:47:00 PST |
My Myspace brings all the boys to my page |
So, this morning when I wake up, I see my usual 3 pages of friend requests from spammers, no big deal except..They're all fucking guys!!..What??..When the hell did spammers decide for me that I was ga...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:01:00 PST |
I had better not make any plans |
For the next couple of days..I will be busy giving oral to the 13 people who guessed my bullshit right on YESTERDAY'S BLOG..20 minutes X 13 people = I'm going to need to pack my tongue on ice after I'...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:28:00 PST |
1 of these will turn my eyes shit brown |
Yayyy...I've been tagged yet again, and normally I wouldn't bore you with 2 tag blogs in a row, but this time I was tagged by a Goddess named Demeter, and I've found it best not to piss off Goddesses....
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:15:00 PST |
According to Myspace law, I have to blog sometimes |
Since it's some sort of holiday weekend, and most people are off doing holiday things like dressing up as a bunny, and eating candy (which is a typical Tuesday night for me)..I'll go ahead and do a ta...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:48:00 PST |
Get this F'n dead Jedi master out of my head |
So, I'm jacking off while watching Star Wars Episode III the other day (Hey, I was bored, and my computer died..Like you've never done it..Don't judge me!), and it comes to the scene where Mace Windu,...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST |
I've been pimp tagged like a bottom ho |
Thank you Jen (That tall chick) for making me your stalker, but you might regret that, Tom invented the Myspace restraining order, or block function, because of me..It was hard to pick just 10 p...
Posted by Put me in your top 8, or the puppy dies!! on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST |
