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About Me

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I am known by many names. None of which I am happy about cause my friends think its funny to give them to me. But I am a man. I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am.I like poptarts and string cheese. Vodka and Redbull.I regard midgets as celebrities as in I would be shy to go up to one even though I think it would be badass to be friends with them, you know...maybe have a beer, talk about chicks and stuff.I think people should use the words "drats" and "swell' more often. I think making up new words like "Badtastic" should be rewarded not shunned. And the word "Rad" is never going to die, I won't let it.I hold my cellphone up to my ear while I drive so I can sing to all my cd's and no one will be the wiser. And when its a heavy metal screamer then I just make an angry face so it looks like I'm really reaming someone.I will wear a viking helmet or a fake mustache even in private just to cheer myself up. It works so don't knock it until you try. (You might discover that a cookie sweeping man-stache is what you are missing in life.)I love cheat codes. I just wish they made em for real life. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a.....sweet! I'm totally wrecking into this guy that just cut me off in traffic. See, no harm. I have 99 lives.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Midgets (as covered in my "About Me" section.) But I don't want to meet Mini Me or the guy who plays Leprechaun. I think they have been tainted by the media.I also want to meet Mike Patton, not just buy him a six pack of Tequiza with the promise of meeting him. I really think he owes me that much now.
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LOLSKORPED?!

I CAN HAS SKORPING?Kat and Sarahhh have this new thing where they constantly put the LOLCats in each others blogs because they have way too much time on their hands and are easily amused.So yesterday ...
Posted by Skorp on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:48:00 PST

Grand Theft Sleep Deprivation

It started out innocent enough.Sunday afternoon I made my way to the local Gamestop and picked up the new Mario Kart Wii and a couple steering wheel controllers.We spent the next couple hours reliving...
Posted by Skorp on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

KLC

I've never lasted longer than 4-5 episodes of American Idol.I like to watch all the freaks and idiots that think they are gonna make it big only to be laughed off the stage.But once it gets serious I ...
Posted by Skorp on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:14:00 PST

Id vote for me and LiveLinks

I know I haven’t done the photoshop contests in a long time.And I know that’s why I’ve lost over 200 subscribers because of it.I would like to get back to doing it someday but I just...
Posted by Skorp on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 04:10:00 PST

"Razmatazz"

We’ve created a new video for FunnyOrDie.com.If you like it, please vote "FUNNY"...not "DIE".This video will make you feel better about yourself and keep a great song in your head all day long a...
Posted by Skorp on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

Whos the CRAZY one?

I’ll admit it.I’m a guy.I like boobs and I have never been opposed to recieving pictures of them in my mailbox. I’ve never asked for them but if they showed up, hooray for me.If some...
Posted by Skorp on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:17:00 PST

MAN Map

I’ve been busy all morning coming up with the greatest country on Earth.The United States of MAN.Check it out on MANoverse.com for the full view....
Posted by Skorp on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 12:02:00 PST

I’m a huge star, I just forgot.

This weekend I was laying around watching movies and I happen to pop in my Clerks 2 dvd.Between that and Anchorman, it’s probably one of my most watched movies in my collection.So while I’...
Posted by Skorp on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST

My Beer Advertisement

I made a beer advertisement from this picture I found.The original caption was "Raise your hand if you look good in a bathing suit!" which was pretty damned funny in itself.Just because I thought it w...
Posted by Skorp on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:47:00 PST

Music Video Madness!

This is a total plug for ManOverse.comNow that I got the obvious out of the way...I had to put this video on ManOverse because it contains so many scenes of awesomeness that I thought it rightfully de...
Posted by Skorp on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:17:00 PST