the lindsay

I know what I like and what I don't like. People often say to me, "Tell me how you really feel!" I've been called an opinionated hippie, which means I love trees and I'll tell you about it. Elephants are my favorite animal and have been since I learned they mourn their dead. I notice things like the word 'empathetic' can't be spelled without 'pathetic' and that 'psychotherapist', when broken down sounds like an evil clown's name: Psycho The Rapist. I hate clowns. I like people, and finding out the answer to 'why'. I like to smoke, drink, and dance the hootchie coo. Ok, rarely do I smoke, or drink, and truthfully, the only time I dance is when no one's lookin'. Unless I'm in that special moment when it just doesn't matter if someone is. I believe things happen for a reason. I listen to myself a lot. Pink is not my favorite color. I find anything supernatural intriguing. I believe the children are our future, so teach them well. I like the kind of puns that make you groan and I always intend mine. I know how to laugh at myself and cry with myself too. I treasure the little things. I love music and sing along with any song I know. Brussel sprouts, the phrase 'blood sausage' and haggis should never have existed. I'm a big fan of peace, love and understanding. I'm open minded, and I'll listen. I swear when it's appropriate and sometimes when it's not. I have a cat, I like my cat, but that does not mean my house is decorated in small cat statues or that I am the cat lady. I heart hugs. Sometimes I speak in an English accent just because. People that don't bring the cart back should be shot. I like to write. I like spending time with my friends, talking about nothing and everything. I'm happy getting lost in a bookstore or hanging out at home watching movies. Kevin Costner bugs the shit out of me. I like walking around downtown Seattle, playing tourist in my own town. I like to get away too, by going camping or visiting the ocean. It irritates me when public clocks aren't set to the correct time. I like photography, both taking it and admiring other people's work, and visiting art museums. I like traveling, especially road trips, and meeting new people. I don't mind if the door is opened for me. I like sparkly things, but don't need them to make me happy. I like fresh flowers from farmer's markets. And alliteration. I am in love with the moon and thunderstorms. Breakfast is my favorite meal to eat out and I have a coffee habit that should require rehab. I believe in love and I like life, mine in particular.