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☮ The Myspace Madame☮

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

♥♥Sex is the question, no is the answer.♥♥ Purple has been my most favorite color for 8 years.♥♥ I have a lip gloss fetish.♥♥ I love vintage italian art.♥♥ I find beauty in everything.♥♥ I'm too lazy to water my plants, so they end up dying.♥♥ I have a scar on my wrist from my big toenail. ♥♥ I don't keep friends very easily.♥♥ Trying to hide your flaws is a full time job. ♥♥ I don't have sheets on my bed. ♥♥ If you need an explanation on that let me know. ♥♥ I get pimples in very odd places.♥♥ I have over 3 dozen purses.♥♥ My boobs are bigger than my face.♥♥ I never use a towel to dry off.♥♥ I never put the cap back on the toothpaste. Ever.♥♥ I am perhaps the loudest person you will ever meet.♥♥ I never lie.♥♥ I think cats are the spawn of Satan.♥♥ I love folk music.♥♥ I think Gina Gershon is the hottest woman alive.♥♥ I think your poetry stinks.♥♥ I've done the dirty outside in the day.♥♥ I enjoy taking pictures of myself.♥♥ I am strangely attracted to Conan O'Brien.♥♥ I love interior decorating.♥♥ My favorite alcoholic drink is Long Island iced Tea.♥♥

My Interests

Music:

Patty Griffin (the best folk singer ever), Mariah Carey, Bette Midler, Whitney Houston, Eisley, Duffy, Natalie Merchant, Shakira, Presidents of the United States of America. Hall and Oates, Otis Redding, Spandau Ballet, Sara Bareilles, Casting Crowns, Natalie Grant, Sophie B. Hawkins, Journey, Ryan Shaw, James Morrisson, Regina Spektor, Neyo, Aerosmith, Metallica, Guns N Roses, Bon Jovi, Katy Perry, Craig David, Tool, Thread, Nelly, Fall out Boy, Joss Stone, Merril Bainbridge, Deana Carter, Rascal Flatts, Tyrese, Sara Evans, Brighten, Lydia, Sandi Thom, The Wreckers, Jessica Simpson, The Fray, The Afters, Inner 61. Toni Braxton, Joss Stone, Maria Mena, Usher, Kelly Clarkson, Christina Aguilera, Sydney Price, David Bisbal, Cyndi Lauper, Boyz II Men, Nelly, Jennifer Lopez, Alicia Keys, Beatles, Superdrag, Jackson 5, Weezer, Sex Pistols, The Carpenters, Radiohead, Oasis, Greenskeepers, The Doors, Cheap Trick, Simple Plan, Alice Cooper, KISS, The Beach Boys, The Velvet Underground, Journey, Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Elvis, David Bowie, Rick Springfield, Barry Manilow, Bob Dylan, Rod Stewart, James Brown, Kool & The Gang, The Commodores, Jill Scott, John Legend, Jamie Fox, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Busta Rhymes, Juvenile, Missy Elliot, Eric Hutchinson

Movies:

Goodfellas, Blow, Beaches, The Notebook, Troy, Gladiator, Cyrano Debegerac, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Princess Bride, Harry and the Hendersons, Super Troopers, Office Space, Cold Mountain, The Illusionist, DEWEY COX: The Walk Hard Story.

Television:

Southpark!, Alf, Out of this world (remember that one?), Land of the Lost, House, Perfect Strangers, Dinosaurs, Rainbow Brite, American Idol, Airline on A&E, Last Comic Standing, Deal or no Deal, Price is Right, Survivor, Kitchen Nightmares. Anything educational involving archaeology or space, The Office.

Books:

I am an avid reader of multiple talented artists. There are too many to name.

Heroes:

My hero is my husband. Any man who can put up with me day in and day out is a hero in my book.

My Blog

Myspacer of the Day.

Everyone take a look at this guy. I got a friend request from him today. CLICK HERE...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:27:00 PST

Blogexperiment

WHY DO WE YAWN? It has long been assumed that yawning is used to get more oxygen to the brain when we're bored or tired and releasing carbon dioxide. Teenagers shown music videos ...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:04:00 PST

Jon LaJoie

Jon Lajoie is not one of those rappers that brags about how rich he is. He is just an everyday normal guy. And on Sunday's he picks up his place and buys black socks. ...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:30:00 PST

440,000 per year, 36,666 per month, 8,461 per week, 1205 per day, 50 per hour. Will you be one?

I never go off on a tear and tell people what to do.....so allow me this one pleasure. If you don't want to hear it, leave now. Information both true and false are poured into our minds everyday....
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:51:00 PST

Pickled Pork Rinds

Pickled Pork Rinds While perusing the "Good Lord, NOOOO!" aisle of the supermarket, I came across the atrocity known as Dolores Brand Pickled Pork Rinds. These are not the crunchy pork rinds you'll ...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:11:00 PST

7 Foods that actually get you high.

7 Common Foods That Can Actually Get You HighRye BreadRye grain is occasionally infected with the ergot fungus. Ergot contains several psychoactive chemicals such as ergotamine, a compound used in the...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 10:13:00 PST

Dressing Room annoyances

(Our store was pretty dead on this night; no one came in for at least half an hour before closing, but like good employees we kept the doors unlocked until our registers read 8 o'clock on the dot. ...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:44:00 PST

This blog has the potential to change your life forever.

Since I will not be here to entertain the masses today I leave you with a link. This link will change some of y'alls lives. Some of you will never be the same. Some won't care.CLICKSome of you will sa...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:56:00 PST

New job, a Firefox add-on, and a joke.

Some of you already know that today I started my new job. I am going to be working permanently for a new Family Practice doctor near downtown Dallas. I am really excited about it as I have worked here...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:16:00 PST

Gorgeousity.

I know this is JUST a video but I thought that you all might enjoy it. I thought it was gorgeous. Sorry judales. Sorry. glumbert - Guitar never seemed so hard...
Posted by . The Myspace Madame. on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:47:00 PST