Hercules Isadore, Teacha Man

About Me

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I'm from the future. That's the most important thing you oughta know ABOUT ME. Time traveling astronaut from the future. I'll tell you some more about myself and the strange post appocolyptic future world I come from soon enough.
But first...
Good news human race fans! All over the world, animals are being humanely* experimented on in labs, so that you can not die as fast or at all if you contract a disease! Click this video, and watch the magic happen!

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*-(The word humane now = cruel.)
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This is me and my cat... we're cool.
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Urinating, Discharge of Fecal Matter, Expectorating or Blowing of the Nose are all Strictly Forbidden Whilst in the Pool.
Now that you know the rules I'll introduce myself:
Hi, my name's Josh. Josh Sutter: Aspiring writery/teachery guy from the future time. I'm not so great. But I do try. Which probably just makes me all the more pathetic...
Click here to experience life graduation.
TUBA = The United Bastards of America. An exclusive club of which so far I am the only member. Wanna join? ... Ehh ... I didn't think so. Ah well.
Click here to see what Israel said to Palestine.
I substitute teach teach in innercity schools across the Bronx. Seriously I do. I mold young minds! I'm certified, biatch! Also: I tutor privately! Need help with your homework? Send me your money, and I will send you my brain!
I'm cool with Pluto being a planet, on account of how
My Very Educated Mother Just Slew Umpteen Ninjas.
The only reason that life is not a musical, is that pussies like you are too pussy to spontaneously burst into song. That's right, I'm talkin' to you!
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This is my newpaper.
If you'd like a copy... just print it out on your color copier... or if you don't have one, send me a buck, and I'll send it to you! (Seriously!)
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After my career as a time travelling astronaut temporarilly ground to a halt thanks to my lampooning myself in your time, I worked with Flix Video for awhile on 72nd Street in New York City. Near the 1 train. Bike delivery boy job. Hey by the way if you are ordering movies, don't have your doorman pick them up or drop them off for you, because they won't give us the tips you're giving them to give us they'll just sit on their asses all day and keep all the money for themselves, and hey if you're not giving us tips, than fuck you! We're biking all over the city man! Free delivery does not mean you're not expected to tip! It means the tip is not included in the price! So you should fucking tip! Got it?... God I hate you people. Lousy cheapskates...

My Interests

Indian food. Good food. Other things that are good. My dislikes include bad food including burnt toast, and things that are bad.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody. If I don't already know you, go away.

Actually... I would not like to meet you slightly less, (but not significantly less) if you subscribe to my blog. I'm a charity case attention whore. I've come to terms with it. I DO need the attention! I do... nothing can be done.
I may even like you alot if you add this video to your site, and help draw some attention to, and maybe even make an attempt to do something about the sick shit like this that goes on in this fucked up world o' ours:

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Learn more at peta2.com
Got it off the Peta2 myspace... :(

Music:

The Band!!!
The Dave Matthews Band!!!
Fenrik Lane!!!
Garbage!!!
Gaate!!!
(pronounced goatuh)
Kelly Ozbourne, Kent, No Doubt,
REGINA SPEKTOR!!!!
The White Stripes!!!
(Alphabetical Order.)

Movies:

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This is my family... enjoy! Apocalypse Now (for the title alone. [Redux version is better]), All Cohen Brothers Movies, Dark City, Heathers, I heart Huckabies, All Jackie Chan movies, Life Underwater with Steve Zissou, El Mariachi, Natural Born Killers, Romeo and Juliet (Dicaprio one), Sin City, All Spike Lee movies, All Star Trek Movies except for the first one... (man did that suck), True Romance. (Alphabetical Order.)

Television:

The Ben Stiller Show, Due South, In Living Color, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Show, Northern Exposure, The Osbournes, Slings and Arrows.

Books:

Alias - by Brian Michael Bendis, The Creator - by Jeremy Niven, The Punisher - by Garth Ennis, Satan: His Psychotherapy and Cure, by the Unfortunate Doctor (... something) Kessler JSPS (Just Some Poor Schmuck) - by Jeremy Niven.

Heroes:

(in alphabetical order)
Batman,
Ben Stiller,
Chloe O'Brian,
Christina Ricci,
Deforrest Whitaker,
Emily the cow,
The Gallagher Brothers (and the rest of Oasis, whose names i keep promising myself to look up...)
Garth Ennis
Harold Ramis
Jack Bauer,
Jack Black (and other guy on Tenacious D... I forget his name. Sorry dude, if you're reading this.)
Jessica Lange,
Jesus,
Jon Stewart,
Jude Ciccolela,
Lassie,
Michael Moore,
Nick Nolte,
PINK!!!
Stephen Colbert,
Superman,
Tim Robbins.

My Blog

Come Play Super Heroes With Me!

My game is called Super Clash. No specific rules to speak of. You can be anything you want! Only in the game tho, IRL you gotta be yerself... I think...CLICK HERE!!!...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

Hair

"So this it then... Shawn and Belle's future rests in Chelsea's hands... God help us all." -- Hope Brady.Some fucked up shit going on, on the DOOL. So yeah, I woke up yesterday to find Desmond the ado...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

tagged...

so I got tagged... or something. Now I have to answer any 3 questions anybody axes wif complete honesty and all that nonsense. So ask away if yer reading this.And I'm sposed to tag ten more people, an...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:03:00 PST

My Fans

I can't honestly say I appreciate my fans. Well not fans... I don't have fans... you're readers honestly. Not even readers, really. Occasional readers. Let's be honest. But it not about how badly you ...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

The Philosophies of Mophat

01-01-07 (Josh diary, writ yesterday)You ever watch much on the BBC? (the Brittanian Broadcasting Channel)My dad is getting me into it. A show called the Robinsons is my favourite. (We spell favourite...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:03:00 PST

The Problem With Airports...

... this is probably no goodThe problem with airports is that there is nothing spectacular about them. Planes are spectacular... in that they fly, but their look and construction and general feel... (...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

More Smidgeons ...

Wrote more Smidgeons... here it is......previously on Smidgeons the Fish...It was with this in mind, that Smidgeons allowed himself and his entire family to be captured and placed in small plastic cup...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

A New American President

I wrote Literally Rules Chapter 2. Bono wasn't really eaten by a bear... I just said that out of hurt from my lack of popularity.here's the link:http://bonoliterallyrules.blogspot.com/2006/12/new-amer ...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:14:00 PST

Things that smell good, but shoudn't be a candle scent...

So I thought I should immortalize blog-wize this list of smells I added to, as an ode to how clever I am... enjoy...Things that smell good, but shoudn't be a candle scent...Gasoline Becki -Potato sala...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:25:00 PST

Not leaving my room today.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah.First off. Not enough people responded to my Bono story to my liking so Bono was eaten by a bear. As was everyone at Bush's dinner, except for Bush himself and the se...
Posted by Josh Scopeblog on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:07:00 PST