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J.T.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a superhero, charged with a seemingly impossible task: To Save the People of the World From Their Own Stupidity. Not their ignorance, books can handle that, but their STUPIDITY...Now that I think about it, I might need a team of some sort.Oh, and I don't really change my top friends around. It's more an "order of appearance" thing. Sorry. It's just not right, all this shuffling people. Or, maybe I just don't like having to choose. Regardless, it'll be a rare day when I change these babies around. It's ok, though. The WHOLE F'N LIST is elite! *5/4/07 ok, I've changed my top friends. Just cuz there's some people who REALLY should be up here now... still ALL ELITE, just rearranged a bit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Sohpocles Sophocleous. Yeah, and still Keisha Knight Pulliam. And now Sam Raimi, so I might plant one of my size 14's in the crack of his hubris-filled ass.

My Blog

ASK ME ANYTHING 2008!!!!!

Alright, we tried this a while back, and it was kind of fun. You people ask me the questions, and I will give you the awesome-awesome answers, once again proving that I know EVERYTHING. Go ahead, tr...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Hot as a MoFo 2008: The things GUARANTEED to "really grind my gears"

I'll keep adding to this, as time goes on. 1) Moronic boys who wear their pants sagging all the way down, DESPITE THE FACT THEY HAVE BELTS ON - Really, cut it out. I was on the basketball court, an...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:04:00 GMT

levity... albeit a year late

You know, with all the utter crap going on in the world today, I needed a laugh. Actually, I've desperately needed a laugh. And so it began...You all know that I took a recent quick foray into the w...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:14:00 GMT

One of my favorite words:

My television has been broken for weeks, so I wasn't actually watching it when that verdict came down. This is probably for the best, as I may have actually taken a rock and smashed the screen in upo...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 22:21:00 GMT

My Boy is a Prodigy

Every once in a while, I question my cat Desmond's drive to succeed in this crazy world. Tonight, he has managed to yet again delay his trip to the Unemployment Office. There I was, watching tv, whe...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:15:00 GMT

If it’s meant to happen...

There are no 5 more patronizing words in human language. And no 5 words piss me off more than these. Know why? Because we all know what follows, don't we? Say it one time... pleeeease?"it will hap...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:03:00 GMT

a quick laugh.

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it?"I don't care WHAT anyone thinks of the guy, or the situation on the whole... THAT quote is FUNNY!
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:31:00 GMT

Enjoy Your Yeast Infection

Dear Girl With the Tight, Tight Booty-Shorts,I know you must be soooooo comfortable, standing there in those shorts, eating the icee from the mexican dude on the corner.  This summer heat makes p...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:34:00 GMT

This is what I get for only reading ONE line...

So, there's a flip to that whole personality thing, and here it is:http://kevan.org/nohari?name=Jason+ToddSame thing, different words
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 13:58:00 GMT

You Think You Know Me

(Meh, might as well put it here, too...) Actually, I think you know me. Probably better than I do. So, try this out. Five or six words that best describe me. Thanks Sar, this is a cool lil' thing.http...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 10:58:00 GMT