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About Me


Those who know me, feel free to laugh. Yeah, I went and got a myspace. But it's not what you think, I swear! (she said while looking sheepishly up from the whipped cream)
People keep directing me to THEIR myspace pages, to look at stuff, and I never frakkin CAN, cause I'm not a darn MEMBER, and it's just happened one too many times that it pissed me off enough to do this.
That and, 10 years is rolling around, and I have a morbid curiosity as to what people I went to high school are up to. Call it the imp of the perverse.
Anyway, let the mocking ensue.
If you actually want some info on me because you forgot who I am, or don't know me, here goes. Artist, musician, craftsman, writer, woman of the world. I’m a songwriter and musician with the knack for never being in that right place, at that right time. I’m a hack gonzo journalist who occasionally stumbles into freelance work in the same way that others step in bubblegum- by accident. I’m a photographer without a portfolio, an auteur without a muse, a rebel without a cause. I like thunderstorms and sushi. I would rather converse with an interesting asshole than a dull sweetheart. I am an avid student of world religion, culture, and cuisine. I think that Diet Rockstar is quite possibly the most fabulous beverage ever invented by man, with Dogfish Head Punkin Ale running a second that is so close, I would not want to live on the difference. I think that celebutantes with tiny dogs should perhaps take some of that money and invest in underpants. I also think that if I told you any more, I might have to kill you. But I promise I’d make it fun.
Y'all should go take this Tarot card quiz, it's pretty cool!
You scored as II - The High Priestess. The High Priestess is a card of intuition, instinct and hidden knowledge. She knows all your secrets, you can hide nothing from her. Yet you will never know the secrets she herself protects.If well aspected in a Tarot spread, this card can indicate the use of intuition to solve problems; trust to your instincts. If badly aspected, it can mean suppression and ignoring of such instincts - following your head at the expense of your heart.

III - The Empress


94%

IV - The Emperor


94%

II - The High Priestess


94%

XI: Justice


81%

XIII: Death


81%

XV: The Devil


75%

XVI: The Tower


75%

VIII - Strength


75%

I - Magician


63%

0 - The Fool


63%

VI: The Lovers


56%

X - Wheel of Fortune


50%

XIX: The Sun


31%
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You?
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What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly

Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind. You talk to everyone and anyone, keep people laughing, and with enough liquor you become the professional comedian. You get into deep-thought topics with fellow drunks, get people crying on your shoulder when they vent to you, and end up with hundreds of phone numbers of people that you simply can't recall in your cell-phone all the time.


The rock-star party animal
Bar Slut
The Socialite
Hardcore drunk
The Lurker
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting humans, people I used to know and haven't talked to in forever, so we can exchange that kind of awkward moment of "OH! You! Hey, I remember that you exist!" and be done with it. That and, anyone that wants to buy me tshirts from Tshirt Hell. I just recently discovered the wishlist function and am now abusing it. It's here, so click on it already!

My Blog

i am a liar

i have always sworn, over the years, certain things. some of them turned out not to be true.i swore that i am a smoker, but in the event that i see it getting in the way of my vocal proficiency, i wou...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 23:31:00 GMT

Ani DiFranco is a genius

I just feel like sharing. This song always gets me.ani difranco - school nightshe went over to his apartmentclutching her decisionand he said did you come hereto tell me goodbyeso she built a skyscrap...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 02:34:00 GMT

Assorted Observations of a Retail Rat - Part 2

I am not the biggest fan of Capri pants to begin with. Either wear pants, or shorts, that is my idea. Do not try to combine the two and somehow pass it off as chic, and/or formal. However: my dislike ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:42:00 GMT

Assorted Observations of a Retail Rat - Part 1

My name is Jennifer. I am 27 years old. I have been cursed with a general fascination with everything and a relative lack of focus since childhood. Ever since I understood the question, "What do you w...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:45:00 GMT

Simple Joys

Sometimes one can appreciate good fortune only in the face of adversity. The day did not start promisingly. Accidentally passed out at a friends house, who did not see fit to wake me up. They then pro...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 18:36:00 GMT

And now - your moment of zen.


Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:00:00 GMT

Scientific Progress Goes 'Oink'

So, I'm driving home this morning, from a delightful evening of kicking holy ass at pool (Jesus and Buddha really need to learn to stop betting $50s), when the nice men on the radio inform me of somet...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:05:00 GMT

Defending Daniel

[SPOILER ALERT: I am an unabashed, indefensible gate-dork. I have already seen the entirety of the last season of Stargate SG-1, because it aired in Britain on skyone. The second half of season 10 wil...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 14:31:00 GMT

A brief perspective on the South

I was at the always fine Deus Ex Malcontent blog, where the hysterical and talented Chez was speaking on what he calls "The Dance That Time Forgot". You know the one. Where they finally had their firs...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 13:20:00 GMT

Something does not make sense here...

I have a shirt. I like it very much. It is a dress shirt. It is stretchy and black, with silver stripes. The brand name inside the label is someplace called "Cotton Express". According to the tag, it...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:07:00 GMT