Those who know me, feel free to laugh. Yeah, I went and got a myspace. But it's not what you think, I swear! (she said while looking sheepishly up from the whipped cream)
People keep directing me to THEIR myspace pages, to look at stuff, and I never frakkin CAN, cause I'm not a darn MEMBER, and it's just happened one too many times that it pissed me off enough to do this.
That and, 10 years is rolling around, and I have a morbid curiosity as to what people I went to high school are up to. Call it the imp of the perverse.
Anyway, let the mocking ensue.
If you actually want some info on me because you forgot who I am, or don't know me, here goes. Artist, musician, craftsman, writer, woman of the world. I’m a songwriter and musician with the knack for never being in that right place, at that right time. I’m a hack gonzo journalist who occasionally stumbles into freelance work in the same way that others step in bubblegum- by accident. I’m a photographer without a portfolio, an auteur without a muse, a rebel without a cause. I like thunderstorms and sushi. I would rather converse with an interesting asshole than a dull sweetheart. I am an avid student of world religion, culture, and cuisine. I think that Diet Rockstar is quite possibly the most fabulous beverage ever invented by man, with Dogfish Head Punkin Ale running a second that is so close, I would not want to live on the difference. I think that celebutantes with tiny dogs should perhaps take some of that money and invest in underpants. I also think that if I told you any more, I might have to kill you. But I promise I’d make it fun.
Y'all should go take this Tarot card quiz, it's pretty cool!
You scored as II - The High Priestess. The High Priestess is a card of intuition, instinct and hidden knowledge. She knows all your secrets, you can hide nothing from her. Yet you will never know the secrets she herself protects.If well aspected in a Tarot spread, this card can indicate the use of intuition to solve problems; trust to your instincts. If badly aspected, it can mean suppression and ignoring of such instincts - following your head at the expense of your heart.
III - The Empress
94%
IV - The Emperor
94%
II - The High Priestess
94%
XI: Justice
81%
XIII: Death
81%
XV: The Devil
75%
XVI: The Tower
75%
VIII - Strength
75%
I - Magician
63%
0 - The Fool
63%
VI: The Lovers
56%
X - Wheel of Fortune
50%
XIX: The Sun
31%
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What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Social Butterfly
Not quite as bad as the 'bar slut', you like to get a bit ripped and become everyone's new best freind. You talk to everyone and anyone, keep people laughing, and with enough liquor you become the professional comedian. You get into deep-thought topics with fellow drunks, get people crying on your shoulder when they vent to you, and end up with hundreds of phone numbers of people that you simply can't recall in your cell-phone all the time.
The rock-star party animal
Bar Slut
The Socialite
Hardcore drunk
The Lurker
The designated driver
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