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The World Famous Mad Goat

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

First of all. I don't have a bunch of stuff on my profile page because I spend more time on my blog page than my profile. As far as I figure, the profile page is more like skin and my blogs are the meat and bones of who I am. SO don't bother with the profile and dig the blogs.So here's me in a nutshell.I'm a bitter alcoholic with a bad habit of quiting jobs and moving. I've lived in at least 30 houses, had at lest that many jobs and have had around 40 roommates, all in 27 years! I gave up sunny skies and the smell of cow shit in Texas and traded it in for cloudy skies and the smell of pig shit in Germany for about three years. That kicked no small amount of ass.I just got done spending a few months in Hawaii Contrary to popular belief, Hawaii actually sucks. They work really hard to not show people how dirty and ghetto that place is. For some reason T.V. doesn't show the miles and miles of homeless families living on the beach because they can't afford to live anywhere else. Oh, all the meth freaks and transexual hookers are pretty interesting too.Now I live in beautiful San Marcos, TX where I will be attempting to finally finish my schoolin'. of course this is my fourth college I've been to so who knows.Aside from bieng so damn sexy, I am also the greatest blogger of ALL TIME! At least my Mom thinks so, then a bunch of other people think I'm pretty good. So read them and subscribe. Friend requests are always a plus, unless you are some fake site trying to get me to look at your web cam. I have an extensive porn collection. I do not need to look at your web cam.
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My Interests

Traveling, Watching bad 80's movies, reading, self medicating, video games

I'd like to meet:

I'm here to find old friends. I would also like to meet really really hot chicks with the morals of an alley cat, people who aren't stupid, and people that are so bored that they'll read my blogs.

Music:

NOFX, Tom Waites, Enya, O-Zone,The Dresden Dolls, Wir Sind Helden, Seeed, Fet Brott like a mother fucker, and anyone who dosen't sound like Beyonce, or Sean Paul, may they burn in hell for polluting the world with complete and utter shit...I mean they really, really suck.

Movies:

Rockula, Young Einstein, UHF, Big Lebowski, Mirrormask, 40 yr old Virgin, Grandma's Boy

Television:

Don't watch T.V, except Buffy and Lost.

Books:

Anything by Terry pratchett, Neil Gaimen, Stephen King, Laurel K. Hamilton, Robert Heinlein, John Steinbeck, and who don't love those Harry Potter books.

Heroes:

Who the fuck else would I want to be other than me?

My Blog

Cobweb Vagina Syndrome

I would like to talk about something. In fact I think it may very well be the most important thing I have ever talked about in my life; Cobweb Vagina Syndrome. Cobweb Vagina Syndrome is a particularly...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:42:00 PST

Diamond Vagina Syndrome

I posted this yesterday but every time anyone tried to click on it an error page came up so I deleted it and am reposting it. I hope this works. The World health Organization asked me to bring attent...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:49:00 PST

Dry Penis Syndrome

In my last blog I was warning the world against the evils of Diamond Vagina Syndrome. Aside from a small percentage of gay men DVS only affects women. Well men, there is an equally disabilitating dise...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 06:18:00 PST

Dead Cats, Beer Pong, and Kayaks

Whazzup fellow Myspacers. Sorry I haven't been around in about a week. I had some peeps come in from out of town on Tuesday and then my buddies Bone and Messy came in from Paris, TX on Thursday night ...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 09:10:00 PST

Stupid People, World Records, and Stupid People

Several years ago I was working at a Sears in Amarillo and I overheard some old people talking about the fact that they got in a wreck because they were driving in an ice storm with their cruise contr...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 07:36:00 PST

Concerts, Sex Tapes, and Midget Porn

So last night I was enjoying a quiet night at my filthy apartment feeling guilty about my apartment smelling like old horseradish but not guilty enough to actually do anything about it and was reading...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:47:00 PST

My first Vlog

So this is me, if anyone actually gives a shit.  ...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 03:12:00 PST

Me, Tila, Raymond, and Idiots

So if you aren't blind you might notice the banner at the top of my blog page that states pound for pound I am the most vulgar blogger on Myspace. The little caption next to my profile pic says that I...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 09:30:00 PST

Malt Liquor, Menthol Schnapps, and Bake Sales?

So the God squad here on Myspace has been getting people deleted that they deem vulgar and a threat to their delicate sensibilities, which puts me center stage for a deleting. Actually I'm continuousl...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 11:46:00 PST

Give Unto Caesar His Twenty Bucks

So I was having a conversation about masturbation and the merits of pulling out as a viable form of birth control when I came to the realization that I am in fact a devout Christian. So I decided to d...
Posted by The World Famous Mad Goat on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:51:00 PST