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Squrtr™

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About Me

I am an open book. Ask what you will....
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Sun Sign: Capricorn
Sun 25° Capricorn 30' Capricorn Horoscope
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Moon Sign: Scorpio
Moon 4° Scorpio 03' Scorpio Horoscope
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Rising Sign: Leo
Ascendant 25° Leo 11' Leo Horoscope
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My Interests

Reading, sleeping, Autumn, tattoos, piercings, camping, gambling, baking, my computer, blowing ganja, pornography, I really dig music of all kinds(see below), watching TV and movies, going on road trips, nature and gardening...I got a sewing machine for Christmas so I am going to try my hand at sewing.......if I have the patience for it!
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I'd like to meet:

-The Virgin Mary that resides in the fridge -A real live pterodactyl -Paris Hilton -Adrian Grenier -Your dad!

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

-jay-z- best rapper alive!!! -metallica -archers of loaf -the vandals -pharrell williams -vast -michael bloomfield -bob dylan -phish -grateful dead -method man -wu-tang clan -widespread panic -tool -papoose -face to face -a perfect circle -cky -mushroomhead -a tribe called quest -de la soul -talib kweli -mos def -krs one -bdp -H.I.M. -janes addiction -zz top -the flaming lips -keller williams -misfits -gbh -bad brains -dead kennedys -black sabbath -turbonegro -slayer -gangstarr -pete rock I also like blues, jazz, jungle and drum n bass and thats only a smattering........

Movies:

Fight Club, Training Day, Pulp Fiction, Jackass the Movie, Donnie Darko, Oceans' 11 AND 12, Full Metal Jacket, The Jerk, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Return of the Living Dead,Lucky Number Slevin, Nightmare on Elm Street, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Half Baked, the whole CKY series, Haggard, the list goes on and on and on and on....

Television:

Cops is my all time fave, but I also dig E.R., Entourage, The Wire, MTV2, Dexter, L&O Criminal Intent, Forensic Files, House MD, Woody Woodpecker-best cartoon EVER!, ATHF, DOG the Bounty Hunter, Forensic Files, Prison Break, Vanished, lots more.......... DO NOT kill your televison people!

Books:

Anything Dean Koontz or James Patterson.... also like Steven King and anything true crime....... Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein is my favorite!

Heroes:

George Carlin, for teaching me 7 beautiful dirty words at the age of 9! You rock George!!!!! The actors/actresses whom they recruit to star in the Valtrex genital herpes commercials, who in the fuck would want to be remembered as the "Herpes Woman" or "Herpes Dude", Tyrone Biggums and most of all my momma!

My Blog

todays adventure.......

okay so last night i got cross-eyed on pills ( a pletheora of pills mind you, RD got some new pills so we did some switching) oh yeah, plus the big turkey baster full of promethazine w/ codeine (as if...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

crazy shits----- what can i say? its monday!

ugh! its monday and i got to drive into the neck cuz my fat lazy ass couldnt get up before noon on saturday to go to the bank! fuck me running, its raining its ass off and id much rather chill in the ...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boyeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I LOVE the fucking citay!

gawd, i love going to baltimore! if i had a cock it would be huge and rock fucking solid!!!!! even before i started eating tuna again (and going to the city for it) i loved going to the city regardles...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST

its a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

what a nice day... its almost 50 degrees! ive got one load out of the car and ive got to get the rug and the barstools that i picked up from dude on the freecycle list- for those that dont know. freec...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

home.... at LAST!

man, as much as i hate this fuckin tiny ass apartment, i am GLAD to be home! the cats were both very happy and pleased to see me and no dead mice this time....... ive been up since 330am..... adri wok...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST

disgruntled......

i am going home today........ i miss my cats...... and my apartment (as much as I hate it!) and my tube....... oh yeah, and i hope my car makes it home! ...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 04:34:00 PST

Which Tarot Card are You?

You are the World Completion, Good Reward. The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion. The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

(holy fuckin shit) How Gross are You?

  You Are 72% Gross You're pretty dirty, and there's a good change you're living in a total dump.And your body? Not too clean either. Watch out for killer bacteria, Pig Pen! How Gross Are ...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:13:00 PST

How Aquarius are You?

heres a shocker.... pee ess.... im not really aquarius, i just play one on TV....   You are 93% Aquarius How Aquarius Are You?...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST

making spirits bright!

what an odd day....... i didnt feel good at all today but i knew i had to eat something so i went to bakerton market to get 2 blt's.... i realized that they were collecting can goods for the needy peo...
Posted by Jizz Splizzniff" on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST