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DRUNKEN DAVE

NUMBER ONE PIRATE KAREOKE DUDE

About Me



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I GIVE YOU THE POWER TO ROCK ONE TIME !!!

I SEND YOU COMMENT ON YOUR PAGE ONE TIME !!!


I WAS A MEMBER OF A CLUB ONE TIME ! I COUGHT THIS BIG FISH WHILE USING BOOZE BAIT ONE TIME!!!!

I MAKE A MIX TAPE FOR MY FRIENDS ONE TIME !!

I MADE FRIENDS WITH JAMES BROWN ONE TIME !!

I GOT TO RIDE IN A SPACESHIP ONE TIME!!

I HAD A FUN JOB MAKING BURGERS ONE TIME!!

My Interests

The Beer Prayer:

Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink, Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as I am in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us, and lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers, For thine is the beer, The bitter and the lager, Forever and ever, Barmen

MY KEREOKE TRAVEL MACHINE FOR HOTEL PARTIES

I'd like to meet:

I USED TO SELL AN OAT DRINK ONE TIME!!

Music:

Bungalow Joes is great !! they give me FREE BEER and let me sing good songs for you one time!!

The Cure, Alice Deejay, Aqua, Public Enemy, Cake, Beastie Boys, Men at Work, Coldplay, Counting Crows, Dave Mathews Band, Crash Test Dummies, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, Black Eyed Peas, No Doubt, NWA, Inspiral Carpets, Social Distortion, Pegboy,Drunken Dave, Peter Gabriel, Presidents of the United States of America, P.U.S.A, Moby, Sublime, Suzanne Vega, Sugar, The Beatles, Tom Petty, They Might Be Giants, AC/DC, Poison Tom Waits, Tracy Chapman, Van Morrison.

Movies:

The thing with two heads, Howard the Duck, Billy the kid vs. Dracula, Bela Legosi meets a brooklyn Gorilla, Strange Creatures, Bloodsucking freaks, Leonard pt. 6, Attack of the crab monsters, Robot Monster, Santa Claus Conquers the martians, Troll, Trog, Xanadu, The Crippled Masters, I married a Monster from outer space, Teenage Zombie, Ghost and the invisible Bikini, Fat Spy, Plan 9 from outer space, Glen or Glenda, Bride of the monster, The mesa of Lost women, Voodoo Woman, Ishtar, Frankenstein Conquers the world, The Creeping Terror, The great Alligator, Hillbillys in a haunted House, The incredible melting man, Firebird 2015Ad, Dracula Vs. Frankenstein, Smokey and the Bandits Pt 3, The wild woman of Wongo, The ape, Galaxy of terror, The RObot vs. The Aztec Mummy, Drunken Dave, Snow WHite (German Version), Creature from the HAunted sea, The swinging CHeerleaders, Trial of billy Jack, Killers from space, Spider baby, The 3 stooges in orbit, The sorceress, The crawling hand, JD's Revenge, Frankenstein meets the space monster, Killer shrews, Great white, The thing with two heads, Eegah, The incridebly Strange creatures who stopped living and became mixed up zombies,

Television:

Scrubs, The Office, My name is Earl,Drunken Dave,ER, Attack of the Show, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Smackdown, Raw, CSI New York, X-Play,Grey’s Anatomy,Access Hollywood The Simpsons, Family Guy the entire Star Wars Dude saga, Die Hard Dude the trilogy, Godfather Dude trilogy, There's Something About that Mary Dude I think she has a hairy conak jr., Dude i got a dell so gimmie some Fiction,Boogie on finger Dudes, Good Dudes gone wild , Dude i go kareoke Off, Lethal in a good dude way Weapon of mass dudstruction Dudes series, Rocky , Americans make good Pie Dude,True to you my happy dude Romance Dude, Ferris Bueler's Day at the dog show wher he made a dude cry Off, any rock-n-roll dude movie What do you want on yer Tombstone, Office Space for rent , The Unfogiven guy who was not a cool dude ,Pirates of the Caribean stole the dudes treasure map to the Kaerewoke bar for dudes ,Crash your car at Joes, I love super hero dudes, their muscles are dude like with ripples movies(Batman, X-Men, Superman, The Incredibles, Fantastic 4,Spiderman,etc.)40 Year Old Virgin would still be a virgine if he had not shaved his sack..

Books:

Drunken Dave Rides a Bike, Drunken Dave Remebers the Titanic, Drunken Dave and the ever lasting gobstopper,Drunken Dave finds a blade of grass, Drunken Dave and the boys of summer, Drunken Dave has a bottle of gin and he's not afraid to drink it !!,The Tao of Drunken Dave, Drunken Dave likes chocolate sundays ,Drunken Dave writes a story for opra magazine.

Heroes:

Dude, I freakin rock the Kareoke at Bungallow joes on Wednesdays. I love the Cicas and booze and I would like to be your friend love Drunken Dave,

My Blog

XMAS 07 AND BONUS

HAPPY CHRISTMAS 07 CLASSIC BLOGG THINGGIE AND BONUS ONE TIME ... BONUS TRIPLE SEVEN JACKPOT WIN WIN WIN POSTY CON TOASTY FROM DRUNKEN DAVE"S FRIEND HYPERKOI I recently saw this fine collection of co...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:14:00 PST

DRUNKEN CLASSIC

HAVE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN ONE TIME
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:00:00 PST

DRUNKEN RAIN

DRUNKEN RAIN DRUNKEN RAINI SING YOU KAREOKE SONG ONE TIME...DRUNKEN RAIN...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

Drunken Basket

DRUNK DRUNK AND AWAY !! "I got A+ in Basket Weaving one time!" A special thanks goes out to mine friend Bipoha for finding this fantastic pic of me one time.    ...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 05:07:00 PST

Bogus Drunken Journey

PARTY ON DUDES I HAD TO READ THESE LINES FOR A MOVIE ONE TIME Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick. Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum! ...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Thu, 24 May 2007 05:25:00 PST

A DRUNKEN REQUEST

A DRUNKEN REQUEST   FRIENDS, DRUNKEN DAVE HAS A HUMUGO FAVORITO TO ASK YOU ONE TIME.... HELP MY  FRIEND "BIGGIE G" GET SOME FRIENDS HERE ON MYSPACE. SHE IS NUMBER ONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST AND ...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Sat, 19 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

SUMMER JOB

DRUNKEN MIFFLINPAPER COMPANY I GOT A SUMMER JOB IN  PENNSYLVANIA ONE TIME !! (NOT OHIO)...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:00:00 PST

Later Tater

GOODBYE OLD FRIEND Bocephus J. Cat "Bo-Bo" 05/03/2007...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Thu, 03 May 2007 02:01:00 PST

CALLING DR. DAVE

DRUNKEN  4077th THEY LET ME MAKE MY OWN BOOZE ,TELL DIRTY  JOKES ,AND BE A DR. OF MEDICINE ONE TIME....
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:35:00 PST

Drunken Book Sign

DRUNKEN BOOK SIGN THINGGIE I GOT DRUNK AND AUTOGRAPHED MY BOOK FOR SOME FRIENDS ONE TIME !...
Posted by DRUNKEN DAVE on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST