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Rotary Phone

Take one more step towards my cord, and I blow everybodies head off

About Me

Well, you might know me from your grandparents house, or, hell, maybe even your parents house. I am old school, only the tough survive. I am the parent of all... Touch Tone, Pay Phone, Cordless Phone, and Cell Phone. I was born in 1888, so I am 118 years old. I am a swinger, I am recently divorced, you can see pictures of them in my pics, Honestly, I dont know why they are still in there. I have been laying low for a while, but I think its time I make a come back. I have a wide variety of interests...too many to mention, but I can tell you that I love a sexy voice.....mmmm. I also like electricity and, I guess the phone company. Two of my biggest pet pevves are sweaty hands...yuck, and bad breath. I am here to meet other phones, but if I cant meet any, I am perfectly happy with people. Hope to hear from you.

My Interests

Well, my biggest interest has to be ringing, nothing compares. In fact, my ode to ringing is Shinade O'Conners "Nothing compares to you" I like a lot of other things too, like getting cleaned, being used in friendly conversations, however, sometimes it's funny when people argue, too. I like just hanging out with my best friend, Answering Machine. I dont think he has a page on here yet, but maybe someday soon...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Rotary Phone
Birthday: 1888
Birthplace: Laporte, IN
Current Location: South Bend, IN
Eye Color: I dont have eyes
Hair Color: No hair
Height: 0'6
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends on who's holding me
Your Heritage: I am the begining
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: A sexy voice
Your Fears: Being unplugged
Your Perfect Pizza: dont eat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a full comeback in peoples homes
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ??
Thoughts First Waking Up: RING RING RING!!!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My shiny Black casing
Your Bedtime: Never
Your Most Missed Memory: The first time I was used
Pepsi or Coke: ??
MacDonalds or Burger King: ??
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ??
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Do you Smoke: I dont, but some peole that use me do
Do you Swear: Of course
Do you Sing:&..39;
Do you Shower Daily: Only if my owner cleans me
Have you Been in Love: Yes, once with an answering machine, but she took a shit.
Do you want to go to College: Yes.
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: Hey, Ive been around for a 116, havent I?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Are you a Health Freak: ??
Do you get along with your Parents: I only have one parent, Almon Strowger, my inventor, he's long dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do, but I have ben zapped by lightning a couple of times...THAT SUCKS!!
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, a speaker
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ??
In the past month have you Smoked: , like I said before, I haven't, but people who used me have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A couple of times with my wives
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ??
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ??
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ??
In the past month have you been on Stage: Does a night stand count?
In the past month have you been Dumped: you mean, like, dumped off a table? Yeah, I have
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ??
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, everybodies hearts on Myspace
Ever been Drunk: ??
Ever been called a Tease: I've cut calls short a time or two
Ever been Beaten up: Im 118, of course
Ever Shoplifted: ??
How do you want to Die: Rotary Phoen will NEVER die!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Country?? Hell, I'd be happy if somebody took me outside, just once
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Im more of a casing phone
Favourite Hair Color: (casing) Shiny black Panasonic, just check out my pics
Short or Long Hair: Phones dont have hair
Height: 0'8
Weight: No more than one pound
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: ??
Number of Piercings: I have a shit load in my mouthpiece and earpiece
Number of Tattoos:&..39;
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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Music:

well, I like all kinds of music. Especially any kind of music that uses bells, or any reference to phones, although, I dont really care for those whiny ass R&B songs that drone on about picking up the phone. Im not real picky

Movies:

I worked a lot with Audrey Hepburn back in the 50's and 60's. She was an absolute delight to work with. I worked with her on pretty much all of her movies...Roman Holiday, Charade, Sabrina, But I'd say my favorite was Breakfast at Tiffany's. I had roles in some other movies, but my funnest days were when Audrey and I worked together.

Television:

Ive done a lot of television work, here is just a small piece of my work..... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Phone catalogs, phone instruction manuels, phone reviews, hey, if it involves phones, Ill read it.

Heroes:

Alaxander Graham Bell