Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages

About Me

Well, I have been stuck in the Greater Cincinnati area forever. Recent years have found me rarely leaving. Through this modern miracle called MySpace, I am sure you will now be my new best friend forever. This is true even though in all likelihood you live 1,200 miles or more away from me. Because I rarely seem to leave, we will never, ever, in all probability meet face to face. Therefore when we meet for a drink together, you in reality will be sitting in a room alone by a computer. This will cause all those around you in real life to believe you are becoming a professional alcoholic. As a result of this, it is quite likely I will end up becoming your only friend. Don't bother to thank me for this, as your new best friend, this is the least I can do for you. What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're a Pint of Guinness!
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My Interests

Projects of Mayhem

I'd like to meet:

We failed to meet Yoko Ono's pets when we were up in NYC. But I would still like to meet them someday. Pesky restraining orders...
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Music:

Do you really care? Umm, okay.... Angry Samoans, Barenaked Ladies, Black Flag, B.B. King, Beck, Bo Diddly, Bob Dylan, Cake, Circle Jerks, The Clash, Cream, David Bowie, Dead Kennedys, Dead Milkmen, Dead Can Dance, Elvis Costello, Frank Zappa, George Harrison, Guided by Voices, Jimmy Reed, John Lee Hooker, KMFDM, The Killers, Korn, Leonard Cohen, Lords of Acid, Men Without Hats, Miles Davis, Ministry, The Moody Blues, Muddy Waters, Nine Inch Nails, Peter Gabriel, Peter Salett, Paul Butterfield Blues Band, Pink Floyd, Primus, The Psychedelic Furs, Queen, Rage Against The Machine, Screaming Jay Hawkins, System of the Down, The Vandals, The Ramones, The Raconteurs, The Rakes, Rollins Band, Rob Zombie, The Rolling Stones, The Smiths, Soulfly, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, Tsunami Bomb, The Flaming Lips, Vince Guaraldi, Violent Femmes, Whiskey Daredevils, White Stripes, White Zombie, Wussy, Utah Saints, U2, The Gong Show Band, this is all a bunch of crap, are you seriously still reading this?

Movies:

Duh! Fight Club. Before I slowly became Tyler Durden, I used to be Otto Maddox. Though I was Otto, I actually wanted to be J. Frank Parnell and drive a '64 Chevy Malibu. But the doctors told me i couldn't be. "Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?" -Otto But I was actually born as Corporal Randolpf Agarn. What does mean? WTF does this have to do with movies? I'm not quite sure actually, the hell with it! You figure it out.

Television:

Wow, who is your fav on American Idol? (Cough, cough.) Uhh, when it comes to TV, let me put it this way:"Kill it. Kill it now, and don't waste another second of your life...."Though recently someone did remind me of this classic SNL music performance from back in '81 by Fear:

Books:

I am working on mastering the literary classic, "Green Eggs and Ham." Perhaps some of you who can read may also have heard of it?

Heroes:

Wendy for putting up with me. Tiffany for being herself. Devin for all that he has accomplished despite the daunting challenge of autism. Andrew, who while being confused, disoreinted, and partially brainwashed has still made it this far despite the hell he endured. My friends who have always been there for me-Bill V, Jerome, Bill F and too many others to list. And of course, any high quality beer!.. ..>

My Blog

Breakfast at the Comet this Saturday. Founders Breakfast Stout!

This Saturday @ 2:00 PM the Comet is having breakfast with Founder's Breakfast Stout! The Comet will also be serving special food pairings that complement this great beer. Check it out! This is where ...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 06:59:00 PST

Oktobersbest Homebrew Competition sponsered by CMI

Calling all homebrewers! Submit your entries beginning September 1st for the Cincinnati Malt Infusers Oktobersbest homebrew competition! Go to http://www.maltinfusers.org/ or check the flyer belo...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:08:00 PST

Dogfish Head @ the Comet Wednesday, June 18 @ 6:00 PM

Hey folks, AHA preparations are keeping us busy and some of folks are going on the AHA pub crawl. Some are going out to a local beer producer. But I knew you would want to know about this if you are n...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:18:00 PST

Raise The Roof Festival June 13th, 14th, & 15th

Hey folks, it is the 2nd Annual Loveland Castle Music Festival coming up June 13th thru 15th. This festival has some great bands playing, is at a great location and it solar powered. Check it out www....
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:37:00 PST

Ohio Brew Week is in July!!

This is a great opportunity to see what Ohio beer has to offer. This festival is not far from a lot great places to camp, hike and explore. Check out Lake Hope, Moonville,&nb...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 08:27:00 PST

All Hail the The Dark Lord this Saturday.

All Hail the The Dark Lord this Saturday. It is Dark Lord Day at Three Floyd's Brewery & Brewpub in Munster, Indiana. Three Floyd's Dark Lord Russian Imperial stout is released. It is only re...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 05:40:00 PST

St Patricks Day let get together for a beer!

On St. Patrick’s Day, I am heading down to the Comet for some great beer and the best damn St. Patrick’s Day music. The Blue Rock Boys are playing and these guys are great. We are going to...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 06:40:00 PST

Bockfest 2008, Blizzard, and Beer!

Hey folks, because of the blizzard all Bockfest events for today have been cancelled. So of course me and my good friends are going drinking anyway! But Bockfest will resume tomorrow, the Bock Brewing...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:37:00 PST

Bockfest is this coming weekend! Mmm! Bock Beer!

Friday, March 7th, 2008 Bockfest kicks off in Cincinnati, Ohio! Bockfest is celebrated through the weekend at multiple venues in Cincinnati's historic Over The Rhine. Of course there will be multiple ...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:34:00 PST

Gravity Head

Tomorrow night the high gravity beer event for this weekend begins. Friday, February 29th, 2008 marks the Tenth Annual Gravity Head at the craft brew haven of Rich O's in ..:namespace pref...
Posted by Rev. Hops, Minister of Thy Holy Beverages on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:59:00 PST