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I See Sound

When you are with us, you are invincible.

About Me

I See Sound brings you honest, unvarnished opinions on music and popular culture. We also publish comics and funny stuff that is spelled correctly and punctuated properly. We make fun and have fun.
"Et vos es nobis, vos es adamantinus."
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I See Sound on Hiatus, Internet Becomes Bleak, Joyless Vortex of Despair
Pop culture nexus I See Sound is taking a brief break to retool our site tech and redesign our look.
"Dude! What do you mean?" you wail, as you gnash your teeth and rend your garment. "Where will I find well-written and informed articles about whatever you guys find irritating and stupid and/or delightful and entertaining in the world of music and pop culture? If you leave, I will have to turn to poorly written blogs and 'alt weeklies' and get a trendy, bad haircut, and I'll start saying things like, 'amazing local indie duo,' and people will think I'm a tool! I will be a tool!"
First, calm down. No one wants you to be a tool with a trendy, bad haircut, least of all us.
Second, we'll be back in February of 2008 with a fresh, minty, perhaps erotically stimulating, new look. Content will be organized in a "magazine format" instead of the despised "blog look." As Webmaster Tom Willis says, there will be "new shit." Details on all of the nouveau merde when we re-open.
You're on your own until then, try not to do anything stupid. We'll return soon: Better, stronger, faster, positively bionic.
Stay tuned.
"Executive" Staff
Dale Johnson - Editor-In-Chief/Publisher
Tom Willis - Technical Director/Webmaster
Damon Green - Web Designer
Stephen Boyd - Asst. Editor
Gary Weimer - Asst. Editor
Mayday Thompson - Editorial Asst.
Jason Bechtel - Photo Editor
Matt Mooney - Art Director
Dr. Chutney McDeviltoast - Washington Bureau Chief
Jeremy Strickland - New York Bureau Chief
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My Interests

No interests, unless you count sitting in a completely dark room, humming to ourselves an interest.

I'd like to meet:

You there - with your dancing eyes and knowing smile. The one carrying the penguin. We're curious about that, but not so curious that we want you to move in with us or anything. We're just asking. Now, go away.

But otherwise, we want to meet anyone doing anything interesting and/or fun.

"But wait, why did you add me as a friend?"
We're glad you asked...hypothetically. You've been added as a friend, or received a request to be our friend because we think that you do "cool stuff" and/or have interests in common with us (or we know you personally and/or you owe us money and this is the only way we can track you, you deadbeat). If you requested to be our friend and we didn't accept your request, it could be due to several factors, one of the chief ones being that you write really bad poetry. My, how we dislike really bad poetry. We strongly encourage you to stop doing that as soon as humanly possible. Thanks.

Music:

We like music. Music good. Sometimes bad. See how we make that distinction at I See Sound .

Movies:

We like a lot of movies. There are a few we don't like too, which usually star anthropomorphic cars and/or current or former cast members of Saturday Night Live.

Television:

Television is evil, except for cartoons. Well, some cartoons. And cooking shows. Cooking shows, for the most part, are OK, as are some shows that feature animals...except for those with marmosets. We hate marmosets. Marmosets destroyed our father's village.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The Flight of The Conchords are the finest shows ever to be broadcast on the infernal machine.

Books:

Books are fine things indeed. We strongly recommend that you read them often. If you are reading books that you have borrowed from us, do not dog-ear the pages, for, if you do, we will kill you.

My Blog

Revelation I

And I heard as it were the noise of thunderOne of the four beasts saying come and see and I sawAnd behold a white horse...There's a man going 'round taking namesAnd he decides who to free and who to b...
Posted by I See Sound on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

Revelation II


Posted by I See Sound on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:59:00 PST

People of this Earth, I Give You the Future

I stand here today, knowing of your strife. I have seen much of it firsthand. I have seen devastation from one end of this country to the other. I know of your dark days, dark days that seemed as if t...
Posted by I See Sound on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:44:00 PST

It Is a Good Day to Die

"Mr. Bird, what are you doing here?" said the man, little more than a boy."John, it's good to see you. You look well," Wayne replied."There is no John," said the man."This is ridiculous. They took her...
Posted by I See Sound on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 08:23:00 PST

The Tea-Master and the Assassin

Taiko, a warrior who lived in Japan before the Tokugawa era, studied Cha-no-yu - tea etiquette - with Sen no Rikyu, a teacher of that aesthetical expression of calmness and contentment.Taiko's attenda...
Posted by I See Sound on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:13:00 PST

Pope Gives Birth to Second Child

After the traditional nine-month wait, Pope Joan I, the first woman to be made Pope by the New Roman Catholic Church, gave birth to a seven pound, eight ounce baby girl earlier today. As you know, The...
Posted by I See Sound on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:46:00 PST

Not Your Average Rumored Cult of the Undead

Hello Seeker,Have you ever asked yourself "Why am I here? What is my purpose on this earth?" Certainly you have, because you are an intelligent being, a part of the Universe, but you don't know which ...
Posted by I See Sound on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:28:00 PST

"Our City is a Cesspool of Lies, Corruption and Crime!"

Green City has gone to hell, and the devils wear suits and gang colors. Anarchy rules the streets, resources are being depleted, overcrowding is rampant, and the government and the police do next to n...
Posted by I See Sound on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

LM ISO SF for fun, destruction, aggravated menacing

Large mutant is seeking out a single female for fun and destruction. Enjoys long walks through the rubble of the things I've leveled, and dinner by the light of buildings I've torched. Must like merce...
Posted by I See Sound on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 07:14:00 PST

It Is the Year of the (Sky)Rat

Coming this March to save the world and pass Algebra, only on I See Sound....
Posted by I See Sound on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST