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Frank Conniff

About Me

I have the fastest growing hair in show business.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

All of the wonderful people I haven't met yet, and I'd like to see the wonderful people I've already met again.
This is Cartoon Dump: Episode 1 "Little Boy Blue Antidepressants for Children." Compost Brite has a mid morning purge, Moodsy the Clinically Depressed Owl introduces "Little Boy Blue Anti Depressants for Children" and we watch "Mighty Mr. Titan NOTE: This episode is on the bottom of the page for some reason. Episode 2 "Hair of the Dog baby Shampoo." Compost Brite reads viewer mail, Moodsy introduces "Hair of the Dog baby Shampoo" and we watch "The Big World of Little Adam."
Episode 3: A Call from the Universe! Compost Brite asks the universe for what she wants and gets a reply. Moodsy and Compost sing "It's All For the Best" and screen a crappy cartoon.
Episode 4: Mediocrity! Compost Brite sings a song about the benefits of mediocrity. Buff Bagder the Rageaholic Animation Historian teaches us a few fun facts, and we watch the craptastic "Captain Fathom" cartoon.My opinion about the WGA strike:

My Blog

21st Cinematic Titanic Blog

THE NUMBER TWENTY-THREEToday is October 3 and this date marks a major anniversary for me. Twenty-three years ago, on October 3, 1985, my family threw me a surprise party. Actually, the phrase they u...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:59:00 GMT

20th Cinematic Titanic Blog

IT WAS A VERY GOOD YEAR I just finished reading this great book, "Pictures At A Revolution: Five Movies And The Birth Of The New Hollywood" by Mark Harris (don't get excited, it's not the Mark Harris ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 08:33:00 GMT

19th Cinematic Titanic Blog

WONDERFUL HORRIBLE Last week, in my San Diego Comic Con post-mortem, I talked about the tendency of modern Superhero movies to be dark and serious, and how I think the silly and campy approach to the ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:50:00 GMT

18th Cinematic Titanic Blog

COMIC CON CARNE Well, we survived Comic Con in San Diego, and we survived the earthquake here in Los Angeles. I'm just glad the earthquake didn't hit last Saturday while my fellow Titaniac Josh and I...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:20:00 GMT

17th Cinematic Titanic Blog

THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID FILM Just when I'm starting to come down from "The Oscar," Turner Classic Movies is showing another bad-movie rarity. This film is even more obscure than "The Oscar," becau...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:37:00 GMT

16th Cinematic Titanic Blog

DOOMSDAY MACHINE: WORTHY OF A MANOS AWARD? Forget about the Oscars, the Emmys, the Grammys, and even those cheesy trophies handed out by the Nobel committee every year. The big question on everyone'...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 00:53:00 GMT

15th Cinematic Titanic Blog

First of all, we here at Cinematic Titanic would like to apologize to all you folks who were nice enough to go to the EZtakes website to download "Doomsday Machine," and then were thwarted in your att...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 22:55:00 GMT

14th Cinematic Titanic Blog

AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST BAD MOVIE GOES TO&"THE OSCAR" You might have noticed that on this blog I tend to focus mostly on good movies. When I was at Mystery Science Theater 3000 and now Cinematic Tita...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:33:00 GMT

13th Cinematic Titanic Blog

OVERSEAS CINEMALast week I celebrated the lives of Harvey Korman and Dick Martin. Unfortunately this week also marked the passing of a man who had a major impact on me. Anyone who has ever been seen...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:52:00 GMT

12th Cinematic Titanic Blog

KORMAN AND MARTINDick Martin and Harvey Korman, both taken from us in one week? Oh, man, that is harsh! I'm not good at math so there's no way I can possibly calculate the multitude of times these t...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:17:00 GMT