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Sensible Jones was born in a moment of Pandemonium and Confusion. Ejected into the world behind a Bus Station when no-one was looking. From these humble beginnings he struggled to come to terms with the given Realities of the World and decided at an early stage in life that they weren't for him. He grew up knowing that he was somehow different, well....very different then, from those around him and that he would never succumb to mainstream acceptance. His formative years were spent licking the London Sewers clean for nothing more than a bed at night and an early morning cigarette. He soon progressed up that Ladder, out the Manhole and onto the Dirty Streets of old London Town. Since then, he has hauled himself up by the Bootstraps and now only has to stand on Tip-toes to see over the Kerb. It was only after never having been discovered that he decided to pursue a Blog in Comedy as it seemed far easier than actually doing something for a living. He now resides in a Stormdrain, just West of Trafalgar Square, with company being provided by a Teatray, an old Coffee Mug and a Dead Badger. On Sundays he's oft to be seen taunting the Pigeons with breadcrumbs tied to Fishing Line, that he pulls away at the last moment, and abusing Japanese Tourists. 'For his sins' he used to be a DJ.

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I just finished!!!

I got asked a while back to organise a Quiz night in the Club. Tonight's the night and I've just finished writing it and printing it out!!! If you fancy having a go at it let me know and I'll send you...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Sat, 31 May 2008 07:20:00 PST

I getted Inter-ma-viewed!!

So, I got these Interview Questions from my friendSativamaria77.You all know the score, if you want me to ask you some 'Sensible' questions then let me know in the comments!!!1.) WHEN YOU GO SWIMMING,...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:25:00 PST

Outtake TV.

Just thought you might like to read a few bits that DIDN'T make it into my first draft of:- 'The World According to Sensible.' I was sitting in a Bar with a Bearded Longhair friend of mine when ...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Thu, 15 May 2008 01:02:00 PST

Saturday smatterings of Smokes, Jokes and Tokes....

1. Who was your FIRST prom date?Never been to one in my life!!! Well, that's not strictly true, but I've never been to one 'officially'!! The last one I attended ended up in a rather emabarassing Arre...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:30:00 PST

Monday Meanderings of Mediocrity and Menace!!!

OK, so LeeAnn did this and I said to her that I'd do a version of it.... so here, with a couple of very slight ammendments, is my version!!! 1.What is your favourite word or phrase?BEER!!!!!Or rather ...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Mon, 05 May 2008 01:14:00 PST

Just to pass some time......

1.) What's your IQ? It's a way of testing how logically you answer questions. 2.) Do find most people to be trustworthy? No...I don't trust anybody, especially Politicians. 3.) How are you sitting rig...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 07:39:00 PST

Gentle reminders...... (Now with added responses!!!)

As I've made quite a few people do this I feel it only fair for you to make me flex the Old Grey Matter and come up with individualy comedic answers for you!!!So all you have to do is leave your name ...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:36:00 PST

It’s good to be back. (Especially as I’m NOT Gary Glitter!!!)

Aparantly these are 10 questions that every intelligent blogger MUST be able to answer*. *This won't prove intelligence either wayand I'll leave the final decision as to my Intelligence to your g...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

I need help!!!!

Help!!!I need some suggestions!!!!Myself (Sensible) and my Lil’ Bro (Sensitive) have come up with an idea for a 6-part Comedy Screen Play."The World According to Sensible Jones."Even though we h...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Sensib-ILL!!!!

So, I finished work last night after quite a hectic week and woke up this morning as a One-man Snot Factory!!!!I haven’t been this bunged up since I used a whole Sack of Potatoes as an Enema!!!!...
Posted by Sir Sensible Jones, Esq. on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:10:00 PST