Tips 4 skateboarders |
Skateboarders. Next time you come to a set of steps with a handrail in the middle, pick up your skateboard in one hand, grasp the handrail with the other and carefully walk down the steps. This way it...
Posted by Mad Max on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST |
Food |
I'm glad food manufacturers include 'serving suggestions' on their labeling. I would never have thought of putting beans on toast.
Posted by Mad Max on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:02:00 PST |
Doctor Doolittle |
Doctor Doolittle, if you are reading this, could you pop round and tell my neighbour's dog to shut the fuck up?
Posted by Mad Max on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 03:58:00 PST |
mini motorbikes |
It seems the government are being very short-sighted in crushing confiscated mini-motorbikes. I think they should give them to midgets and dwarves so as they could ride them to the pantomine, circus o...
Posted by Mad Max on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:00:00 PST |
the end of the world |
I was just settling down in front of my pc for a good wank when there was a power cut. Never mind, I thought, ill put on a pornographic DVD instead. In the next horrifying moment I caught a glimpse of...
Posted by Mad Max on Sun, 28 May 2006 04:35:00 PST |
Quotes from Team America: World Police: |
Quotes from Team America: World Police: Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like d...
Posted by Mad Max on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
