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Antonio Briggsatelli

What? Cunt.

About Me

On face value I'm rather boring. I work, watch tv (footy, documentaries, sci-fi and comedy), play computer games and get stoned. I'm not a person you'd ever describe as being funny but I have my moments, usually one line responses to something mundane.

I say all this but really I'm like Eric Idle in Monty Python's Nudge Nudge sketch

I would like a woman that's better than me. Sadly, I don't think anyone is better than me. So i'm pretty much fucked really. Serves me right for being such an example of perfection.

My Interests

I have none. I'm too interesting for interests

I'd like to meet:

Depends. If i have to start talking to them, nobody. Well, maybe a porn star. If they're gonna start telling me about their life: Karl Marx, Freud, Descartes, Nietzche and whole load more petentiuous sounding people.

Music:

I like death metal. I also have a fondness for lounge jazz, 50/60s swing and experimental noise. That said, music isn't really an interest of mine

Movies:

Films are a bit shit really. 2 hours spent on one story? Its either too much or not enough and why the fuck does every single one have a love story in it?

Television:

Football, 24, Stargate.

Books:

The only author I've been arsed to read in the last year is HP Lovecraft. Other than that you'll find me reading some fairly long article about politics/philosophy/society

Heroes:

Optimus Prime. Real people aren't worthy of being heroes.

My Blog

I'm really racking up the fag points here

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:20:00 PST

Death From Above

Mankinds Greatest Enemy Elephants. Pacaderms. Long thought of as docile creatures with very little desire to kill or maim humans. We've all seen Dumbo, we all know what it feels like to want a small...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 07:36:00 PST

Torment As A Form Of Punishment - Part 1

The door slammed shut; heavy, irregular footsteps made their way upstairs. "WOMAN! Where the fuck are you? Why the fuck was the door locked? I bet there's someone here with you isn't there? YOU FU...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:31:00 PST

Suffering Quota

Capitalism and the free market that comes with it is quite a problematic beast. I was watching a show on BBC2 last night about the French Wine industry. Apparently there's too much cheap French wine t...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 11:11:00 PST

Cunting Whore Faced Slut Monkey

What would your first impressions be if you ever met me?Well I'm rather large, quiet, reserved and immobile. If I actually speak you'll probably either be repulsed, offended, intruiged or apatheticWha...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 05:42:00 PST

Anything Could Be Controllable Via Implants

...or you scrap the futuristic sci-fi bollocks and just control people by words. I was moderately surprised how easy it is to actually get people to believe to complete lies. I say moderately because...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 06:06:00 PST

The Transition Into Undeath

I wrote this a while back but just recently modified it for what I thought was going to be my new band before it imploded. The Transition into Undeath Chaotic dementia slowly rapes my mind Loss of ra...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 09:14:00 PST

Purified In Carnage

The meaning of life is pretty much nonexistent. Given my empirical mind, I find it hard to believe in afterlife other than the eternal abyssic void of nothingness. This pretty much negates any rhyme ...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 07:24:00 PST

Paedophile Appreciation

How many of you think paedophiles are sick and the scum of the earth? I'm guessing a fair few. That's quite a foolish thing to think. Paedophiles can be normal people too, they don't have to touch chi...
Posted by Antonio Briggsatelli on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 06:59:00 PST