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Uzi

Beer, Football and STEEL. Myess

About Me

I am right.Those who disagree with me are wrong.Deal with it!

My Interests

Killing faggots.Eating food.Drinking beer.Playing football.Screaming.

I'd like to meet:

Stuart Pearce. Tobias Sammet. John Schaffer. Matt Barlow. Alan Shearer. Bruce Dickinson.

Music:

Iced Earth, Metallica, Manowar, Black Sabbath, Edguy, Iron Maiden, Mystic Prophey, Dream Evil, Van Halen and many more.Hardcore, Metalcore, Emo, and straight edge poseurs are gay. I will fight them.

Movies:

Lord Of The Rings TrilogyStar Wars TrilogyNo Retreat No SurrenderVarious cheesy 80's films

Books:

Lord Of The Rings. The Stand. The night's Dawn Trilogy.

Heroes:

Alan Shearer, Stuart Pearce, David Seaman, Tobias Sammet, Matt Barlow, Bruce Dickinson.

My Blog

I am a fucking idiot

FACT!When will I stop being such a fool? It seems I can never see more than five feet in front of me (physically and metaphorically!). Better get mesen sorted out before shit goes rate down the pan.I ...
Posted by Uzi on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 01:29:00 PST

Shit bands adding me.

Stop it.   Fucksticks.
Posted by Uzi on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST

Avenged Sevenfold.

Let's make this clear. Avenged Sevenfold are SHIT. They are a straight up metal band (and a bad one at that) with a gay  image. If you like them, and they're the only metal band you lik...
Posted by Uzi on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 04:39:00 PST

Gays. Seriously.

I don't actually MIND people being gay. I may come across as a bit of a homophobe but that's just the way I was brought up, and most of it is simply for comedy. What fucks me off is all this gay pride...
Posted by Uzi on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:26:00 PST

Gay question thing. do it. Make your answers amusing and imaginative.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Uzi on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 05:38:00 PST

Back with the Pope

Been asked a few times why and there are a few reasons.   1. First and foremost I missed it. Although the main reason I quit was because of my knackered voice, looking back over the 40-odd gigs w...
Posted by Uzi on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST

Gibbo is the king.

Thanks to a little lad called Gibbo, I still have all my teeth and my jaw is intact. The man took on a 6'3" 20 stone pikey who was about to pummell me. Good. Fuckin. Arrars.
Posted by Uzi on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 06:58:00 PST

Whining fat people.

You are fat because you eat too much and do too little. Having an impressive gut myself, I know this to be true. I'm fat because I'm greedy. End of. If you aren't happy with your weight, stop fucking ...
Posted by Uzi on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 05:54:00 PST

Music stuff (Stolen from emo Reece)

1) Last song you heard - Dream Evil - Tired 2) Last cd you bought - Alice In Chains - Best of. 3) Last band you saw live - The December Fall. 4) Fave local band - Probably Blind Hostility ...
Posted by Uzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Questions

Found this. Thought it woul be amusing NUMBER OF 1: piercings? 0 2: tattoos? 2 3: height? about 5'10 4: shoe size? 10 5: hair color? what fucking hair!? 6: siblings? Two older brothers FAV...
Posted by Uzi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST