I may be crazy... but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. |
So, I just got a referral in the mail for psychiatric help. It's something I went to my community doctor for, not something that came as junk mail. "Hey, we drew your name out of a lottery, and you've...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:49:00 PST |
Man? Woman? Both? |
SomeA LOT OF people have told me that I am as close as you can get to being a dude without actually having the appropriate plumbing. I recently googled my name, and this wiki entry came up. I'm not su...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:03:00 PST |
Speaking of hypochondria |
I could be creating diseases from the symptoms I imagine myself to have. Then again, my fear that I'm a hypochondriac could just be in my head. I was diagnosed with bipolar II, a long time ago. Seriou...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 06:01:00 PST |
wherein i cause discomfort for the faint of heart (or vaginally tight-walled in religion)... |
I'm agnostic because I'm too busy to seek out the true religion. I am sure that if I had like an hour more per day for about two days, I'd be able to uncover the ultimately true religion. That's all i...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:55:00 PST |
Its that time again. |
Today is a very special day. Every year on this day(ish), everyone in my family gets together to celebrate the anniversary of my conception. I think it's sweet of them to care that much. It's a little...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:36:00 PST |
Happy Belated Thanksgiving |
Thanksgiving is the epitome of American holidays. The only reason it's still around is because it involves food. It's just an excuse for us all to gorge ourselves on even larger portions than our alre...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST |
Comedy Comedy Comedy |
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Posted by Jaqi Furback on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 05:21:00 PST |
dear fagwagon dickwhistlers in the back of the club that talked through my whole set, |
next time try waiting an extra WORD for a punchline before announcing to the entire room how unfunny you believe me to be. yes, it is a HUGE challenge to have an extra hole between my legs that sucks ...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:33:00 PST |
one of the best descriptions of my comedy. thanks, seattlecomedy.net |
I've been recently participating in the Seattle International Comedy Competition. And while most of the shows have either been entirely new experiences wherein my inexperience showed slightly or being...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:36:00 PST |
Interesting moments in Jaqis show history. Part one. |
Moments I'm proud of: Being asked to take a picture with somebody (as opposed to being asked to take a picture OF somebody). Being told that I made someone "laugh so hard [her] face hurt."
K, now here...
Posted by Jaqi Furback on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:13:00 PST |
