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Derek Sheen

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About Me

I'm from Seattle. I'm a Comic. I write and perform all over the place. Here are some places you may have seen me: The Comedy Underground, The Paramount Theater, Laughs Comedy Spot, The Baghdad Theater in Portland, Bumbershoot, Sasquatch, Victor Stienbrueck Park, Laffhole, Loball, Dartmondo, Kirkland Performing Arts Center, Mt. Tabor Theater, Seattle International Comedy Competition, Admiral Theater, The Entertainment Show, the Films of Travis Vogt and Kevin Clarke, The Peoples Republic of Komedy.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Whoopie electric chair - Image Hosting

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Short list: Gail Zappa, Don Van Vliet, Al Gore, Dick Gregory, Patton Oswalt, Ed Brubaker, Mort Saul, Barack Obama, Eli Roth and Quentin Tarantino, Alan Moore Long List: Adrian Belew, Stephen King, Takashi Miike, Edward Norton, Brian Poshen, Zach Galifinakis,Bill Plympton, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Frank Miller,NickSwarsdon, Mia Farrow, Dave Chappelle, Al Franken, Bill Clinton Tobe Hooper, Wes Craven, Bill Plympton, Ron Howard, Ahmet Zappa, Buckethead, Bill Moseley, Maria Bamford, Todd Barry, Eugene Mirman, Robert Fripp, Porcupine Tree, George Lucas, Clive BarkerSee more funny videos at Funny or Die

My Blog

Godless Heathens of L.A.-Laffhole!

 Tonight, my Friends Dan Dominguez and Paul Jay are bringing their awesome tour through Seattle! Chop Suey 10 p.m.Come down and get a tan from how fucking brilliant they are!!
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 11:59:00 GMT

Puppet, Murder, Blindness, and stand-up!!??

It's almost time! Time for a show that defies description, mainly because I'm too lazy to think of anything! This is one of those shows that happens...Hosted By:Derek SheenWhen:Wednesday, March 04, 20...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Feb 2009 15:55:00 GMT

Funny Shit! Just 'cause!

from Comedy Juice (made me spit coffee):http://comedyjuice.com/2009/02/best-of-craigslist-fi ne-dont-fucking-hire-me-you-c.html
Posted by on Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:56:00 GMT

WTF??!

            Fucking,...Lux Interior is Dead??      I thought he'd never die, just continue to walk the Earth with Ivy as the Living Dead.        Sometimes life is a fucking bummer, man.               ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 18:27:00 GMT

Pop a pill, pour yourself some Brandy...

...click on this link, relax and FREAK OUT!!!   http://trackybirthday.com/officeparty.html   (HINT:click on the faces for more crazy fun!!)    Super weird and fun way to feel like your meds just kicke...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:16:00 GMT

Is this trip really necessary??

  I got a little hot under the collar when I read an article about Sen. Robert Ford(SC), who is drafting a bill to make profanity illegal (WTF!!!) and punishable by fines and jail. Haven't we been dow...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:33:00 GMT

The Media is NOT the enemy...

This was posted over at RockandRollConfidential.com It is an amazing reminder of why we need a free media, and why everytime...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:42:00 GMT

Vitamin D

So, I haven't seen the Sun in weeks. As I get older I am finding myself more and more prone to a type of "Seasonal Disaffected Disorder". Whatever. I have started referring to it as "emotional ricke...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:56:00 GMT

Benefit Update!! Slog Mention

Brendan Kiley just posted a wonderful blog about Paul's press release regarding the event! Read here: http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2008/12/15/press_r elease_of_my_yearHosted By:Derek Sheen...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:44:00 GMT

Farewell Friend.

 R.I.P. Forrest J. Ackerman 92 yrs. old thank you for introducing me to all the things I love!                          ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:51:00 GMT