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About Me

I'm sunburned.

My Interests

I dig making love to old people.I get a natural high when I watch grass grow. Unbelievable.I like to look at things.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will go to www.JoshMcDermitt.com

Music:

Monty Byrom from Bakersfield. Wow. Bob Ryan - get his album "The Spirit of Andy Devine" on iTunes.

Movies:

Royal Tennenbaums, the original Willy Wonka, The Journey (great documentary). And I love movies about the aforementioned movies.

Television:

I love Dog the Bounty Hunter. And I mean that in the gayest way possible. And the Amazing Race.

Books:

The Civil War: A Narrative by Shelby Foote.

Heroes:

My heroes are the people who do hard labor for a living. I am a lazy piece of crap and I realize that stuff needs to get done - I'm glad I don't have to do it. Oh, and Jesus... I'm glad Jesus doesn't have to do it either.

My Blog

New Blog 9/6/08

Go to http://www.joshmcdermitt.com to read it.blam-o.josh
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 02:15:00 PST

I’m awake...

It's 3:30 in the morning... I have an important meeting at 11am later today. I can't sleep.It's not that I am thinking about the meeting. It's nothing, really, but it could help me out with a lot of...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:23:00 PST

I met Harold Ramis

tonight i went to the screening of the new judd apatow-produced/harold ramis-directed movie "The Year One"it was pretty funny, but the story wasn't all that great. cookie-cutter, really. a lot of GR...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 11:31:00 PST

Prank Gone Wrong

..>See Prank gone Wrong and more funny videos on FunnyOrDie.com..>See more funny videos at Funny or Die...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:04:00 PST

Brand Spankin New Commercial Im in...

First I have to say how awesome Cam McHarg (www.cammcharg.com) is... he is awesome to work with and if you ever get the chance, you should drop what you're doing and do it. Second, I have to say, wat...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

Public Urinal

..>Public Urinal on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 01:25:00 PST

Nikki Glaser, Shannon Hatch, & Michelle Bridgman...

rule. ..>PDA: Public Display of Affliction on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:09:00 PST

WORDS

Here is a list of words I can't spell without looking them up. And, if a dictionary isn't near, I change the word. So, aside from the word I can't spell, I've included the word(s) I'll change it to.Re...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Fri, 02 May 2008 01:20:00 PST

BEST FRIENDS

oh dear... ..>Best Friends on FunnyOrDie.com..>...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:36:00 PST

Bacon

I don’t like the smell of bacon. Reminds me of the burning flesh I smelled in Vietnam.And people usually say, "hey you weren’t old enough to serve!"and I say, "yeah, but I was old enough t...
Posted by JoshMcDermitt.com on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 04:12:00 PST