EN-TERROR-TAINMENT SHOW!!! |
Did you save somebody's life recently? Donate vast sums of money to an orphan relief fund? Give your kidney to a starving African child? Whatever it was, you must have done something really, really gr...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:52:00 PST |
Words about the July 24th Entertainment Show!! |
You know it's coming. Suck in that gut! Straighten that tie! Stand upright! Wipe that chili cheese freeto off your face! The Entertainment Show is coming all too soon, and it will not tolerate this ki...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 01:21:00 PST |
Lord o' Mother o' God, Here We Go Again... |
Kind souls and gentle internet participators. The six month anniversary of the Entertainment Show is IMMINENT!Sorry to jar you out of your comfortable sleeves of comfort, but there are things on the h...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:15:00 PST |
Historical Truths about the Entertainment Show Revealed! |
Oh my GOD, did you guys see that historians have found the original copy of Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address? It's a bit different from the version that we were all forced to memorize in middlesch...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST |
My Friends, Eternal Glory is Near |
Well, it may come as too little and too late. I have taken a goodly while to post my monthly prophesy of the benevolent tidings of the Entertainment Show, and if any of you are therefore fated to miss...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Tue, 22 May 2007 01:14:00 PST |
Salvation is Near, ye Weary |
(4-29-07)
Ever read that famous sermon "Sinners In the Hands of an Angry God" by puritan minister Johnathan Edwards (1703-1758)? Well, I was leafing thru my religious tomes the other day, and this pas...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:39:00 PST |
Once More into the Breach, Dear Friends |
So here we all are once more. The previous Entertainment Show is behind us, and the next Entertainment Show is nigh. I understand that it can be difficult for people, even heroic people like yourselve...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:44:00 PST |
Brace yourselves, fellow soldiers of God... |
Okay, bros and broettes. We've not much time and there is much at stake. The next edition of the Entertainment Show is going to be upon us quicker than you might expect. The last show? Oh...oh, god. I...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST |
Let Me Speak With You About the New Show |
Okay, people. Let's all just get serious here for a moment. I'm going to tell you about the show on Feb. 27th.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to prattle on about how goddamn hysterica...
Posted by THE ENTERTAINMENT SHOW on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:02:00 PST |
