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Sean Ottey

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Sean Ottey is recent addition to the comedy scene in Seattle. With dark insights and explosive offense, he twists and turns through the dark corners of suburban life. Come out and see the seattle comic do his thing for yourself, you won't be disappointed.

Sean Ottey also thinks bios make people look all third-persony. Sean feels that talking in the third person is creepy. Sean also thinks it puts the lotion on it's skin. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!!!

Booking info, avails and press kit details available contact Sean at http://www.seanottey.com


My Interests

Music, baseball, computers, comedy and finding things in the heater return vents.

I'd like to meet:

Bookers, comics, promoters, transsexuals and Circus midgets. Sorry, they don't like to be called that, I meant "Carnival Midgets".

Music:

Klownhole, Dimmu Borgir, Strapping Young Lad, Randy Newman, Citizen Cope, Tool, Decapitated, Anal Cunt, Ben Folds, Necrophagia, Fiona Apple, Indigo Girls, Cathedral, Clutch, Skid Row, Sarah Mclaughlin, Gwar, The Mentors, Counting Crows, Dillinger Escape Plan, etc. etc.....

Movies:

Anything heavy in dialog and/or profanity. Top ones would be Pulp Fiction, Glen Gary Glenn Ross, The Big Lebowski, etc. etc.

Television:

Cheaters, Deadwood, Simpsons, Deadliest Catch, etc. etc.

Books:

Steinbeck makes Hemingway look like a girl. David Foster Wallace makes Melville seem concise and short. Bukowski, Burroughs, Ellis, Pahulniulc (I will correct the spelling there someday), McInerney, etc. etc.... if it has drugs, sex, booze or longwinded descriptions of tennis courts, I am there.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, David Cross, Joe Rogan, Randy Newman, Lewis Black, JP Rensvold.

My Blog

Not Mine, but still funny. Robot Standup

This just slays me. I never post funny crap I get in email. But this is an exception.   A ROBOTPERFORMSSTANDUP COMEDYTO A LACKLUSTERRESPONSE.BY MICHAEL DRUCKER - - - - Hello, world! What level is...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

Back... and recovered... mostly

So. The EWash trip is done, and it was awesome. Don;t believe what anyone tells you, Good Tymes is exactly that. Good Times. I had a great time with the people there. It's an interesting room, with ca...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

CRAZY MOOSE - MID CABOOSE

So, second night of Crazy Moose Casino. Guys, I don;t know what all the talk was about. This is a fun room. We had probably close to 60 people packed in that room, including people who came back from ...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:11:00 PST

Crazy Mooses and Pretty Nooses

[Ok, there's nothing else that rhymes with mooses, but Chris Molineux and I were talking about Soundgarden so I think the title is barely acceptable.] The drive over was great. Always nervous when wor...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 11:34:00 PST

Comedy Past and Present

Hooray for LoBall!Had a great time last night at Mr Spot's Chai House. Good comics, fun crowd, and a camera!The night started with the evening's host, Brian Boshes, saying "Dude, go put your penis aga...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:53:00 PST

Sean’s Rambling About Comedy Again...

I am going to start this blog by saying that I know I have some stuff on my blog that seems excessively positive. I may see the bright side of things in comedy a bit more than is, perhaps, justified. ...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:46:00 PST

Something I love.

This is neither an informative post, nor a rant. This is just something I am thinking about, and I thought I would share. I love MySpace profiles where the guy (always a guy) has at least 24 top frien...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:32:00 PST

Heres another catch up blog. What is wrong with me?

A million things have happened and a million more are about to happen. I will give each less than it deserves, but here goes: Happy Days Casino - This room is every Tuesday in Lakewood (outside ...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:34:00 PST

Long-time-coming Update

[note: I am working really hard on being honest and forthright at all times. Sugar coating has gotten me tired and jaded. So if anything in this post upsets you, rubs you the wrong way or makes you an...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST

Laughs!!!! and Laughs!!! And Pegasus!!!! And Moore!

So, let's start back at the beginning... This past Tuesday. Laughs open mic...No, I should go back further. Monday night. I found out that Hey There Al Queda  was going to make it onto the radio ...
Posted by Sean Ottey on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST