I'm pretty much the funniest son of a bitch you'll ever meet. See how I said pretty much? That's called modesty, asshole. I'm an amazing stand-up comic, and the best part is I don't even care. I'm in this for the free drinks. Laugh if you want, whatever, just buy me a damn beer and show me your tits.
here's me telling jokes:
here's a new clip of me at laffhole!
this is a public service announcement that i had to make as part of my settlement:
this is my new york adventure!
