David Cope

Little is known about David Cope. Grainy interview footage of scientists claiming to be part of the now defunct rogue military branch “Super Eagle Claw” reveal they created him out of the exotic strain of DNA originally used to create Bjork. And 70’s funk. Yet engravings on the temple walls of the Monks of the Weeping Lotus allude to David being born in the year 1659, the spawn of a mythical breeding between a spotted stork and the first raindrops of Spring. Yet David’s parents claim that he was born in the year 1979 at St. Petersburg Hospital in Florida under normal circumstances that would eventually give way to an even more normal childhood. None of these claims can be proven. Especially the last one.
Bleeding edge satellite technology has linked David to New York. He currently resides in Brooklyn where he regularly performs stand up comedy. David denies all association with Super Eagle Claw yet heartily nods at any person or establishment that proactively fights for the forces of justice.