PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO |
PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEOAnd ye shall be rewarded 10 times over in The Kingdom. Okay, maybe not. But your view will count as a vote to get me on a new reality show, "America's Next Big Producer." So, ...
Posted by Adam on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:14:00 PST |
MY FIRST DEATH THREAT!! |
A few months ago I made a very silly video called "Hezbollah Video Dating Service," in which I took footage of Hassan Nasrallah (the terrorist leader) and dubbed over his voice-- so that instead of sa...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST |
Couch Tomato |
Posted by Adam on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:41:00 PST |
Meth and Taxes |
In this world, nothing else can be said to be certain. I mean, f you're a meth addict...who still pays taxes. Hmm......
Posted by Adam on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:28:00 PST |
I got kicked in the head at a David Lee Roth Concert! |
Some bridge & tunnel jackass kept trying to crowd surf, despite the fact that nobody wanted him to. Ironically, I was trying to get away from this Iggy Pop wannabe when his combat boot got me in the ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:42:00 PST |
I am "the Walter Cronkite of social intercourse" |
...according to my friend's uncle, pictured here (on the right. No wait, the left). If you can tell me what that means, you win a Klondike bar, which I bet you can't lick....
Posted by Adam on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:50:00 PST |
I feel bad for "isolated thunderstorms" |
So lonely...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 10:48:00 PST |
GoreGasm |
Main Entry: GoregasmPronunciation: 'gor-"ga-z&mFunction: nounEtymology: New Latin GoreGasmus, from Greek GoreGasmos;1 : the sudden, widespread, paroxysmal excitement of New York City liberals over Al ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:05:00 PST |
Zappa Plays Zappa: a ship with no captain |
In an homage to the music of the late Frank Zappa, Frank's son, Dweezil, is touring the world with an insanely kickass group of musicians -- including several guys that his pop used to work with (Stev...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 03:16:00 PST |
Smurf Cum |
A word of advice: if a blue pen explodes in your pocket causing a really embarrassing ink stain, DO NOT tell people it's Smurf Cum -- or you won't be aloud to see your 5 year-old niece anymore. Or so...
Posted by Adam on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST |
