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About Me


screw breastz, i've got personality
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hi! i am den (short for denise) nisi (short i, long i) and i am all about the constant stimulation out here in cyberMYspace! i update my page DAILY (really) to keep you slap happy and cuming regularly ! and to keep you cuming back i put out (hell yeah!) "threesum picz" (three a week!!) like this
my NEW threesum picz can be found in my view more picz section . i rotate my older threesumz to my image gallery on nisiZINE... so get
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b-movies - h.r. giger - anything vamp - ANYTHING goth - industrial music - high energy dance floors - being vegetarian or vegan - technology - being the director - little storage containers - mythology - castles - renaissance faires - power tools - weapons but not having to use them - crotch rocket style motorcycles - quick wit - schoolhouse rock - jello biafra - front 242 - alternative view points - enough sleep to barely function - knowing knowledge is power - against organized religion - anti-censorship - bonding - bondage - occult - speed - foosball - sex - swings - soccer - tarantulas - action movies - peter sellars - exploring - nude beaches - st. topez - traveling - new york - fashion - graphic design - electronics - ghosts - kids (especially mine) - animals - silver - being free - brainteasers - battleball - atari - voltron - psychology - guilty pleasures - aod - younger men (or women) - interior design - sci-fi - ultraman - bob marley - cursing - raves - wine - photography - beer - screenwriters - acting - earning my keep - any alcohol - when things work out - stick shifts with 4 speeds - kissing hard - writing - strong-willed people - marketing - germany - beaches - mountains - camping - philisophical conversation - mel brooks - costume parties - rocky horror - pink floyd - beach houses - downtown lofts - where the action is - chicago skylines - skinny dipping - tattoos - cheap thrills - organizing - laughing - coffee - djs - x-files - crafts - filmmakers - monchi chi - martial artz - love - rollerskating - camping outdoors - comedy - magicianz - peace - art galleries - sic beats - beastie boys - progressive house music - procrastination - honesty - blue - skies - sharks - waterskiing - tribal masks - corsets - fireworks - cult - chocolate - cigars - weapons, but not having to use them - protests - adult novelty shops - astrology - making friends - energy - foam parties - good karma - mad magazine - experimenting - when everyone gets along - freaks - geeks - tweeks - dinosaurs - pez candy - getting naked - concerts - going on photo shoots - hosting large events or parties
i'm a D.A.M.N. jack
i'm a jack and i do a lot of shit. here is sum of the shit i do
i've worked with top stunt performers, famous entertainment directors, screenwriters, producers, animators, make-up artists, actors set and scenic designers, sound engineers and independent filmmakers. i do promotion for bands, artists, actors, fashion designers, stand-up comedians, web designers, models, musicians, djs, engineers, galleries, parties, fashion shows, and art festivals. here is my shit list
i do lots of shit audio video lighting staging set design marketing night club host event host major concertz special effectz weaponz tech ran showz technical theater make-up modeling acting directed screenwriter screenplay consultant make/design decor interior design fashion design web design/graphics magazine host promotion
read me and weep den
i am a big psychology buff! i love learning about the deep inner workingz of people. here is me inside out
ENTP - the inventor according to jung (myer briggs), i have an enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population. hmmm, i knew i was a freak , but D.A.M.N. am i'm out there! break it down
Extroverted (E) 75% Introverted (I) 25%
Intuitive (N) 75% Sensing (S) 25%
Thinking (T) 61.76% Feeling (F) 38.24%
Perceiving (P) 64.71% Judging (J) 35.29%
i don't know if i believe in astrology completely, but EVERYTHING in this description of an AQUARIUS is def me
aquarius (with moon in capricorn)
famous jan 30 b-day thomas edison
friendly and humanitarian
brutally honest and loyal
original and inventive
independent and intellectual
intractable and contrary
perverse (haha) and unpredictable
unemotional and detached
aquarianz basically possess strong and attractive personalities. They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient (NOT ME) and the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depthz of their character under a cloak of frivolity (DEF ME). aquarianz are strong willed and forceful in their wayz and have strong convictionz. they seek truth above all thingz and are usually honest enough to change their opinionz if evidence comes to light which persuades them. they are visionaries that brings diverse factors into a whole, and can see both sides of an argument. they are unprejudiced and tolerant of other points of view because they can see the validity of the argument even if they do not accept it. they are prepared to learn from everyone from any source. aquarianz are known for their humane, frank, serious minded, genial, refined, sometimes ethereal, and idealistic natures. they are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor (as opposed to wet humor). they are always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. Many are strongly imaginative and physically intuitive, so that the age of aquarius is much anticipated by psychic circles as an age in which mankind will experience a great spiritual awakening. the aquarian philosophical and spiritual may drive subjects into an existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. On the other hand it can help the many who have scientific leanings to combine these with the aquarian yearning for the universal recognition of the brotherhood of man and to embark on scientific research to fulfill their philanthropic ideals of benefiting mankind even to the point of exhaustion. even in company they are fiercely independent, refusing to follow the crowd. They dislike interference by others, however helpfully intended, and will accept it only on their own terms. normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama (hahaaa!!). in spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily (haha!! you don't say!) they sometimes appear to condescending to others and take too little trouble to cultivate the acquaintance of people who do not particularly appeal to them. they do not give themselves easily and are sometimes accounted cold. but once they decide that someone is worthy of their friendship or love, they can exert an almost hypnotic and irresistible mental attraction on them and will themselves become tenacious friends or lovers, ready to sacrifice everything for their partners and be faithful to them for life. however, they are sometimes disappointed emotionally because their own high personal ideals cause them to demand more of others than is reasonable. if disillusioned, they do not forgive. aquarians work best in group projects, provided that they are recognized as having a leading part in them. they have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. they may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. some have a natural ability to entertain. the more psychic among them possess healing gifts, especially in curing the mentally sick. among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society, and a tendency to be extremely dogmatic in their opinions.
have den will travel
i was BORN in QUEENS, NY and living in manhattan makes me a straight up CITY girl and a D.A.M.N. yankee! i will ALWAYZ love the high living with the penthouse view.
i have been to COLOMBIA, south america and GERMANY several times, i speak a little SPANISH and GERMAN... well, only the derogatory wordz AND the wordz beer and bathroom .
i was in germany when the wall fell, when they won the world cup in soccer and when pink floyd had "THE WALL" concert in potzdamer platz, berlin. i LOVE castles, the alps, black forest, oktoberfest, cathedralz, soccer, pretzelz, potatoes, the vineyardz and ESPECIALLY the autobahn.
i also love visiting south america... specifically bogota, colombia and surrounding cities. with massively magestic mountainz , fiestas like there is NO tomorrow, and mountainz of coffee hmmmm.
i have been all over your ROPE like you know i would! i have been to switzerland and austria and had an affair with both ! i have been to partz in france - didn't lose my underpantz, but went topless in st. tropez, nice, and le lavandou on the brink of the mediterranean sea!
feature creatures
my favorite creature has alwayz been the shark! i think it was about four when my fetish for sharkz started
i collect sharks teeth, shark decor, shark bookz, and i even have a shark tattoo in the small of my back. my ab fav shark is the MAKO . makos have been clocked at 30 miles an hour. if i was ever in the ocean staring down this creature, i would just tell it to eat me and get it over with
this is my pet spider , a green bottle blue TARANTULA named SPIDEYKIRK that i raised from a spiderling (the size of my pinkie nail). now he is roughly the size of a quarter because he suckz the SHIT out of sum cricketz
all you can eat den
i have been a vegetarian for about 20 yearz because i think eating meat has severe HEALTH and GLOBAL consequences . but i am NOT a health FREAK just a regular one. i do drink "free range organic" milk because growth hormones in milk keep us fat and i eat "vegetarian fed free range" eggs, because dead chickenz ground up to feed live ones is just SICK as HELL
drink me den
i am german , therefore my body runz half blood and half beer. i do all alcohol except tequila (bad experience) and JAGERMEISTER meisterburger unless i have a COUGH, and i do NOT do gin solo! everything else is fair game! my favz are vodka, spiced rum ( megaYUM ), SOCO (oh the good times), and schnapps. my fav drinkz are a slightly dirty vodka martini (shaken AND stirred AND chilled til little ice fishies appear ) and a STIFF bloody mary (then spin around 3 times and look in the mirror).
i DO whine it, baby! but only dry whites and redz. i do NOT do sweet shit like white zinfandelz or lambruisco except german reislings, but go figure, i am ADDICTED to the saccharin in TAB .
i love my sugar and cream with coffee! coffee is the nectar of the GODZ ! sumtimes i will have a beer right after to level out my constitution.
smoke if you got 'em
yes i smoke! but cigarettez physically bother me ! but a few of my friendz smoke cigarettes and i deal. i do go for an occasional cigar .

My Interests



i'm a D.A.M.N. playa
care to listen to sum tunes ? i put up a variety of tastes from my own musicphile. i want to expand your music collection with the D.A.M.N. goodz. like progressive house ? from the "jukebox in the sky" label cumz a real SLACKER ! (slot 17) wanna lose weight by simply listening to music? get "the skinny" with skinny puppy... (number 13)

I'd like to meet:



not into this style of music? get more artists

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hola my-my-mySPACE! i am the real den NISI and the yes, the rumorz are ALL TRUE so pay up haha!

i host of the DAMN network on myspace. DAMN is a network for biz talent cause and supporterz of free expression in DESIGN ART MUSIC NET . DAMN blew up with a network of 50,000 memberz on the space so it now has its OWN space, visit the official DAMN space .

ya ich kann deutsches genug sprechen um deine kommentar verstehen. yo puedo hablar español bein ;) comment me or post your DAMN promo in ANY language because i have friendz connectionz all over the world and its is all about TRANSLATION baby ;)

so people keep asking me what i do. i am a jack and i do a lot of shit (see drop down menu above).

space friendship does NOT equal real friendship to me. i USE the space as a tool to meet potential friendz and network. so if i accept your friendship, i am just granting you access to the DAMN board (my comments) to comment me, post your promo and expose yourself.

i am a screenwriter and i love writing! i do these confession blogz and threesum pics (link under pic slideshow) to keep you entertained and cuming back. as you can tell, i do a lot to get attention for my talented friendz... who else is gonna go all the way? to get you attention i mean haha

DAMN i hate spam and not just because i am a vegetarian (20 yrs). you can stuff that shit back up your ass where it came from. get a real job that doesnt annoy people... like a walmart greeter.

thank you for the compliments on the design and the pics. it is one of my many passionate outlets. however, my clients and DAMN thing cum first now so i have no more time to do free design work for friendz.

many people ask me where i am or when they can meet me, but it is hard because i get around haha!

this is where i will be about that time. sumtimes i add parties in here with little advance notice ;)

not attending art bus first friday
house sitting for a friend june 5 - 8
miami fl middle of jun
denver co july for a brief stay to move
moving to west/south los angeles oc area july

Music:


musak is my elevator

i have only one major weakness . i am severely addicted to music. my tastes are all over the place, but i will forever thrive on good soundz and beatz.
industrial and goth
this is the stuff i listen to most. industrial is my CHILL OUT music. GOTH motivates me. i like it HARD and POUNDING when i relax! my fav all time techno-industrial band is front 242. hear them on my playa front 242 on myspace . ACCEPT no substitute

and i am very religious! i WORSHIP al jorgenson and his MINISTRY! ministry on myspace . gimme psalm 69, the mind is a terrible thing to taste, and a D.A.M.N. twitch and i am good to go

i like the DEEP DARK industrial beats. i am a big fan of ALL 9 inches aka nine inch nails. sum one freakin' fan me because TRENT REZNOR is too spicy for his own D.A.M.N. good

frontline assembly (hardwired), wolfsheim, my life with the thrill kill kult (the devil does drugs), aphex twins, ensturzende neubauten, snog (aka black lung), assemblage 23, clan of xymox, velvet acid christ, electro assassin, funker vogt, apoptygma berzerk, nitzer ebb, steven marque, KMFDM

skinny puppy i fucking love cevin key and nivek ogre madly

die form, die warzau, covenant, das ich, wumpscut, lords of acid, vnv nation, chemical brothers, juno reactor, hell anything on metropolis records yes yes YES, muzak orgasm every TIME baby!
den is a techno ho
when i go to CLUBZ, i dance to techno & progressive house or intelligent breakz on tablez on lapz whatever the FCUK ! orbital, hybrid, sander kleinenberg myspace (hell yeah, it is def the juice)

slacker (myspace) doesn't slack the beatz

DEEPSKY and myspace my ULTIMATE high, deep forest, deep dish (myspace) . HELL, anything deep!!! enigma (the old shit), and kraftwerk (the original masterz).
and like i alwayz say "there ain't nuthin' like a good BJ in the booth" cumz this audio engineer turned progressive house/psytrance dj, dj bradleyjohn (myspace)

max graham to the max, rabbit in the moon (BUNNY LOVE), satoshi tomei, mylo, junkie xl, seb fontaine, bill hamel (myspace) , john graham (quivver), steve porter, chris lake (myspace) , chistopher lawerence, dave seaman, nick warren (sorry about your disappearing drinks, nick!), james lauer (very spicy), steve lawler, sasha spins gold , digweed and weed in general (itz a medicinal herb people!), inertia (for myspace click image)

underworld, INFUSION , apoptygma berserk, KING UNIQUE (myspace) , dirty vegas, felix da housecat (myspace) , crystal method - the legion of boom godz, faithless, pete tong and PLUMP DJS and plump myspace

heavy metal and hard rock

hard rock, punk, heavy-speed-goth metal is CHOICE if it CRANKED WAY THE HELL UP! don't make me cum in that mosh pit after you, bitch! i need something to out scream me like the masterz of metal megadeth myspace

metallica (sanitarium - leave me be!), lamb of GOD, genitortures, godsmack, pigface (in your face!), skatenigs, primus, butthole surfers (you'll never know how you'll look through other people's eyes), lacuna coil, static-X, shinedown, type O negative and GWAR (they have the BEST costumes EVER

classic, alternative and 80's rock
i will forever love my classicz like PINK floyd (bringz the wall down), jim morrison - doors, aerosmith, rolling stones (alwayz keepin' it rockin'), eagles (hotel california), led zepplin (do i have to intro them?), nirvana, lenny kravitz, jimmy hendrix (circles in the sand fall into the sea... eventually), yes, joe satriani, styx (mr. roboto!!), alan parson's project (sound engineer for pink floyd), red hot chili peppers myspace . and i love my red hots all viciously, but especially flea and anthony kiedis

jane's addiction (my severe addiction), inxs (always), u2, smiths or morrissey, pet shop boys, boy george (with p.m. dawn on my playa number 4), information society (where would i be without ibm mf!), cure, police, depeche mode, duran duran, billy idol, robert palmer (i was addicted to love and the RED LIPSTICK), XTC (skylarking), george michael (freedom), yaz, siouxsie and the banshees, cars, tom petty, foreigner, fleetwood mac, eurythmics, chicago, milli vanilli (i want to start a fan club!)
gotta rap me up
i can do new rap and old school rap if it is good shit like the grandmaster flash, cypress hill, wu-tang, scarface, chingy (i love him haha), public enemy, run DMC, the sugarhill gang

dynamix (more electronica), eminem, will smith (gotta respect his versitility), twista, and busta rhymes ( i like it fast baby ), q-tip (a tribe called quest), tupac, outkast, and my ab fav rap trio - the beastie boys (myspace) ! i would definitely consider a threesum , but i have a THING for ad rock (adam horowitz)

reggae roots
i def love reggae! bob marley is a GOD. mystikNRG is my new underground love. ub40 is my old. i did get into new shit like sean paul, but hell i'll do any reggae that makes my hipz swing naturally .
classical and instrumental
when i want to give my brain a workout, i reach for bach, mozart (especially eine kleine nachtmusik), tchaikovsky, beethoven, victor wooten (what a musician), brahm, hell anything with class in it because i have none . when i was younger i played the sax and the flute, but i like SAX better.
i can do other instrumental music such as blues, jazz and soul, but i do NOT get into bluegrass or country. i can handle sum folk.
OLDIES but damn GOODIES

all i practically listen to when i was younger, was older and OLDIES!! and yes, all my loving goes to the BEATLES, first. i know every word to almost every song! i also like buddy holly, phil collins, abba, doors, carpenters, elton john, simon and garfunkel, neil diamond, billy joel, john denver, the monkeys, janis joplin, petula clark, elvis (i just saw him the other day).

Movies:


screen my name, den!
my femme fatale flick
screenwriting is my thing! i am currently INVOLVED in writing DARKOR 2 : the second coming. i have completed the first movie of my sci-fi cult trilogy called DARKOR 3 . it is a cult comic book turn movie with alter realities and a triple twist ending! because when i go, i go all out.
here is the short SHORT version
nova, a rocket scientist turned busty blonde comic book superhero, battles alien ballz that infect women causing them to go nutz and threaten the male population to extinction.
my taste for flickz
i am a movie buff in the BUFF! i will watch movies til the studios takes over the world if they haven't already . i especially love the making of, behind the scenes shit and director's commentary because the craft of filmmaking excites me . to me, the BEAUTY of motion picture/animation is how such a BROAD range of talent can become a UNITY of VERSATILITY ! i love independent and underground stuff more now that i promote them, but i will do the occasional hollywood movies too. just gimme the red pill then blue one to chase it with!
i am really MORE of a fan of actorz and directorz workz rather than the filmz themselves. like QUENTIN TARANTINO, michael moore and jack. there ain't nuthing like being jacked by your nicholson! such a BAD ASS!
anti drama QUEEN
i will tell you RIGHT OFF that the genre i like the LEAST is DRAMA. i don't like it in REAL life and i CERTAINLY don't pay MONEY to see it. BUT there are alwayz exceptionz. i usually can do all dramaz that have ACTION in it. requiem for a dream, pulp fiction, natural borne killers, STAND BY ME, usual suspects, the gift, reservoir dogs, 12 monkeys, shawshenk redemption, one flew over the cuckos nest, and MEMENTO. but in a category by itself tho is "what the bleep do we know?"
i do dramatical musicalz and theatrical movies tho. grease, the sound of music, annie, again the rocky horror, little shop of horrors, hedwig and the angry inch, phantom of the opera, cats, madame butterfly (opera) etc. if you have NEVER been to a broadway play, do it! it will open your eyes in wayz you could not see.
i usually don't do dramatic war movies, but there are some exceptionz. i can do apocalypse now and catch 22 only because it made me think, and good morning vietnam (because robin williams is a genius).
my ab fav flickz
drop me off in the sci-fi horror section because BABY, i'm hookin' it up ! from action, b-movie, cult and campy horror, i do it ALL! sum over and over again! except NAKED LUNCH. you only need to do that once, but you gotta give them propz for that
make mine CAMPY
gimme me horror or give me death! and make it campy! like april fool's day (no noose is good noose), deadly friend (LAYz off the microCHIPZ), bodysnatchers (with badass forrest whittaker), house (where your medicine cabinet becumz vietnam), howling (the great *american*werewolf* rip-off), night of the living dead, they live and bubba hotep (they dyed me black)
btw, if it isn't extremely HORRIFIC or remotely CAMPY , then it is just plain stupid covered in blood!
love me, love my boomstick!
PLEASE NOTE that i am a DIE HARD AOD (army of darkness) fan and i don't want this to CUM between us! i have the FIST FULL of BOOMSTICK special edition and the bruce campbell action figure, so yeah, i am hardcore. but i will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING by director SAM RAIMI or actor/writer/director BRUCE CAMPBELL so shop SMART bitch
oh the horror
vampires suck , but in a good way ! i will pretty much do ANYTHING HORROR with vampires in it! from bram stoker's dracula, blade (the first one with stephen dorff as DEACON FROST... damn i'd let him bite me), from dusk til dawn (cheech!), underworld, queen of the damned, bordello of blood (i love the crypt keeper!), interview with a vampire, lost boys with kiefer sutherland (first cum first staked)!
i can also do straight up horror, if you hold my hand! phantasm (those phantasmic ballz scared the PISS out of me) and of course jack freaked me out in the shining.
cult is my favorite obsession
i will do ANYTHING with TIM CURRY! i loved him as the red HOT devil in LEGEND! but it is all about the ROCKY HORROR! you MUST go see a live show in your city to see why these E.T.s are my fav threesum
here's more cult in your face the blob (yes, a creature that looked like snot scared the snot out of me), barbarella (jane fonda), and flash gordon QUEEN style (FLASH ahhhhaaa defender of the universe) with ornella muti!
creature features
i am a freak for creature flickz. clash of the titans (mythology ROCKZ), DAY of the TRIFFIDS and anything like it on this page .
i LOVE all the old GODZILLA movies with the bad special effectz. my ab fav creature threesum, godzilla, mechagodzilla and RODAN
but ULTRAMAN can kick ALL their ASSES and he is my favorite superhero of all time
i can do ALL the alien movies, PITCH BLACK (if you leave the light on), predator ( that little bastard ), but i CANNOT do jawz (i LOVE sharkz but i do want to swim again) and BUG movies like BEES, the swarm and arachnophobia (i have a pet tarantula), unless it is eight legged freaks or starship troopers.
i like my ACTION big and special
i'll do anything ACTION with big gunz and fast carz ESPECIALLY science-fiction or fantasy like fifth element (OMG chris tucker is hilarious), blade runner and *indiana* jones (harrison ford), james bond (i love sean connery), mad max and ALL lethal weapon (mel gibson is so spicy), labyrinth (oh david bowie), total recall, dune, and ONLY the original star wars trilogy ( NO i don't wanna debate it )
matrix (trinity kicked sum agent ass), lord of the rings (orlando bloom is spicy as hell), neverending story (first one), hackers (oh angelina), terminator (1 and 2 linda is my GIRL)! and GIMME SPEED! car chases, bodies flying, hell, just pump the action straight into my veinz! like the transporter ( please GOD let james statham kidnap me next )!
die hard (my MAN bruce willis), big trouble little china, and long kiss goodnight. i also can do MOST martial artz flickz, jet lee is a stealth, universal soldier and hard target (because D.A.M.N. is van damme delicious)!
poof goes the SPOOF
yeah, def my kind of movie date! i am a HUGE spoof fan . MEL BROOKS is my real life HERO! i love EVERY ONE of his movies, like blazing saddles, young frankenstein, robinhood: men in tights (dave chapelle), but my all time favorite movie is spaceballs ( michael winslow is the shit)
but hardware wars was another great cheesy star wars spoof short
i loved galaxy quest (leave it to WEAVER and don't let them kill GUY), george clooney was SMOKIN' in the return of the killer tomatoes ( but gangreen is NOT my lover ), amazon women from the avocado jungle of death, mom and dad save the world (jon lovitz), the naked gun (leslie nielson is hilarious), coming to america (where is the spoon? ach-HA), hot shots, i'm gonna git you sucka (over-golded haha), the loaded weapon (tim curry's wilderness girlz cookies)!
seriously, i do comedy and dark humor
cheech and chong... i love them! clerks (don't suck any dick on the way to the parking lot), harlem nights (pussy that turnz into sunshine), friday (chris tucker), mars attacks (jack attack) and all that ball lickin' in the big lebowski (kill bunny, just don't fuck with dude)! ANYTHING with john clease, rat race, a fish called wanda and def monty python's holy grail! i ALSO loved peter sellers as the pink panther (OMG funny as hell!)
anything from john waters, like cecil b. demented (stephen dorff), pink flamingos (sick sick sick)! i def like all dave chapelle movies especially half baked! i like ferris buller's day off and stay tuned (jeffrey jones), dream team and back to the future (christopher lloyd) and also office space! exactly what would you say you do here? hahaha

Television:


LAZY leisure
normally i CAN'T hold still that long, but i will if i have thingz that hold my interest.
just kill your TV!
i hardly watch television anymore. too many DAMN commercialz. 20 minutes of brainwashing an hour is enough for me. and i DO NOT watch the NEWS! because violence is only fun when no one getz hurt and especially not EXPLOITING it! i also DON'T watch soapz, *tv* dramaz or REALITY tv because i have plenty of soap, drama, and reality in my OWN life to worry about someone elses!
i need my cartoon upper
i'm a kid when it cumz to cartoons . i def love anime and comic book based cartoonz. i can do loony toonz (oh elmer fudd) and MOST superhero cartoonz. i also liked space ghost, the tick, ren and his faithful CADET stimpy ( don't wiz on the electric fence ), and oh stripperella rockz and she is so smokin it! you go pamela anderson
and you MUST know that i worship simpsons, futurama, and lately and suprisingly... south park. hahaha! that shit is mega funny
i also learned moralz from schoolhouse rock, THUNDERCATS (i said HO, muthafucca), johnny quest, scooby doo (but that little fucking runt scrappy irritates me bad), speedracer ( GO SPEED! ), he-man, she-ra ( itz girl power, bitch! ), jem (live like a rockstar), superfriends, VOLTRON, the old x-men, and now i am really into adult swim ( my boyz turned me on to it ).
anti drama queen
i don't do much tv drama UNLESS it is sci-fi, about *vampires* or the paranormal. i was an x-files addict ! my fav episode is the one where they get digested by a huge hallucinogenic mushroom. and D.A.M.N. is gillian anderson (dana scully) spicy as hell! i loved being in the twilight zone, V (series and the final battle movie), buck rogers... oh, fuck buck , erin grey is hot!
yes, i have boldly went where no man has gone before , therefore i am a trekkie! and no, i do NOT live with my parentz. i can do the original wessel and star trek next generation. D.A.M.N. i could have been a trekkie with that short skirt and the bright blue eyeshadow?
i could do action but involving carz, gunz and cheese like sledgehammer , a-team, the greatest american hero, hunter, max headroom, night hawk, *miami* vice, magnum pi, stacked ( i just love pamela ) and knight rider (k.i.t.t. is the shit)!
comedy is def my remedy
stand up and skitz are my fav! i love to laugh until it hurtz and you squirt pee in your pantz! that is where dave chappelle reignz
i can also do kids in the hall, late night with conan o'brian, old talk soup with john henson, daily show with jon stewart (stewart for president!!), mystery science theater 3000 (D.A.M.N. i laughed my ASS off) and OMG whose line is it anyway (wayne and colin!!) which is IMPROV at itz BEST
i like sum sitcomz like seinfeld (but i have a crush on george) rather than FRIENDS ( the friendz ALL annoy me haha ), and *reno* 911 ( copz can be such idiotz )!
just the projectz ma'am
i def get into home, crafting, and doityourself shows like trading spaces, amazing homes and even cribs ( STOP doing that speed forward pan thing ), ANY electronic shows (that battlebot show is the BEST drinking game ever), travel showz, car and motorcycle showz (minus the drama shit), wedding showz (event plannerz are miracle workerz), style or fashion showz (i hate shopping tho), and tattoo showz (everyone needz a little prick).
play in their world
whip out them games, bitch! i LOVE video games. from atari to nintendo to playstation, playstation 2, nintendo 64, xbox, gamecube, gameboy advance... hell, me and my boyz COLLECT game systemz.
btw, my boyz will whip your ass in any of the star warz and GRAND THEFT AUTO games, so zip up your manhood.
i def dig the japan anime martial artz, comic book superhero or gun combat like tekken, mortal combat, war of the monsters, twisted metal, marvel nemesis, x-men, and star wars.
i am all about racing games because they drive me to play hard! i used to love pole position, but need for speed and midnight club are my new favz. i also like star wars racing, atv, mx unleashed, and hydro thunder. i also drive in real life like i do in the games so look both wayz when you cross my street .
book me i'm guilty
gimme sum wordz! i just love to soak up that juicy information . yes friendz, i'm an info whore and D.A.M.N. proud of it!
bruce campbell's if chins could kill (him and sam raimi make evil dead with $2,000), the action heroine's handbook by worick and borgenicht (haha how to fend off the undead!)
i MOSTLY do non-fiction bookz dealing with psychology, self-help, astrology, mandala, personalities, sharks, the psychic realm, quantum theory, philosoghy, religion (hinduism buddist and *wiccan* etc), filmmaking or screenwriting, castles, economicz and natural health. whether i believe it all, is another story.
fiction
i do like my occasional fiction bookz with bite that i can really sink my teeth into. i get into vamp stories, ghost stories or paranormal, twisted truthz, mythology, dragons and lore, sci-fi, thrillerz and comic bookz .

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art or die den
she's crafty
i MUST craft in order to keep SANE ... part of the deal. i do at least an HOUR of creative endeavorz daily! sum of my artistic undertakingz are
making decor and furniture
designing interiorz (i would love to design nightclubz)
fashion designing (costumes, wedding dresses, renn wear)
culinary design (vegetarian recipes and decorating cakes)
website design and graphicz
writing my script (see "screen my name, den" above)
writing for my online magazine (nisiZINE)
dance choreography (for exercise and flow)
volunteering for artistic eventz (ie film, art etc)
attending artistic functionz (ie the DENVER art bus)
hosting parties and D.A.M.N. functionz
interior never inferior
i made over half the decor i own or reinvented it. i had a "confession booth" bathroom (confess before you piss), a disco ball hanging in my livingroom/dancefloor and i even MADE my own bar and a coffee table! i call it the coffee table "shattered superhero"
as i get up nisiZINE home, i will show you how easy and CHEAP to reinvent your place with decor you can make!
whip out sum power den
power toolz EXCITE me. i've been obsessed, ever since my daddy owned a hardware store in manhattan. currently, i own five drillz, six hammerz, two BRAD nailerz, two staple gunz, two sanderz and a bitchload of other toolz and i know how to use them all. but if you don't, here is a demonstration for ya by dj benny benassi ("satisfaction")
artsy fartsy
get that art out where it can be enjoyed! it isn't art if it isn't seen! my FAVORITE artist by a LANDSLIDE is H.R.Giger (myspace) . here's his rendition of blondie (debbie harry)

image © 2006 h.r. giger
i also crave salvador dali... his art is divinely surreal! however, i am really getting into underground artistz now, especially since i promote them. my favorite underground artist is ian welling (myspace) and ian welling's website is a master at pen and ink

image © 2006 ian welling
he was also recently featured alongside the another artistic genius alex grey (myspace)

image © 2006 alex grey
get graphic den
yeah, i love to get graphic! i really like graphical art where david lachapelle is a GOD to the advertising industry (i might be able to stand it). i do custom make my own graphicz... you could say i am a freak for photoshop

image © 2006 denNISI.com
i am also getting into more underground artistz of the graphic kind so that i might get my digital fix. one of my favorite underground graphic artistz is my space friend, joden malik and that is no joke

image © 2006 joden malik
just shoot me den
i love photography and film (motion pictures)! my favorite photographer/director/videographer is DEAN KARR . currently he directz music videoz and even submerses his cam to shoot these great pearly whites

image © 2006 dean karr
danse macabre
give me dance or give me death ! dancing for me is my RELEASE. WARNING: if you go OUT with me, i WILL get up on stages or in cages and shake it like a latin with my ASS on FIRE ! if you have been to clubz in florida , you have probably seen me on a stage before! i have had dance lessonz, but i prefer creating my own routines and choreography. sumtimes i incorporate my staff into my routines. i will probably try twirling fire next!
ab fabrication
i love to fabricate my designz into wearable art. i make lingerie, fetishwear, dancewear, costumes, evening gownz, and renaissance style wedding dresses. this is a dress i made called the "blue vision"
i alwayz make my own costumes for halloween or the plethera of costume or fetish parties i attend! this year, i am going as catwoman (again) but this time with a latex-like fabric. last year i went as swiss mess.

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myspace is NOT a sport
i like sportz that move ! i get into basketball, waterskiing (since i was 7), rock climbing (on the pussy scales) and whitewater rafting. and NO, that shit wasn't easy!
i am not extremely strong, but i am VERY FLEXIBLE . i can STILL do gymnasticz, because i was on the team for almost seven yearz, but i stopped when i wanted breastz.
soccer is my favorite team sport! i used to play on the boyz soccer team. good thing i like it rougher than the next gal.
my fav soccer player is david beckham ! he is smoking some grass on the soccer field! i would play with him , but they don't have enough red cardz
i did videography for an extreme sportz show and now i am HOOKED! i dig extreme sportz like ROLLERBLADING, SKATEBOARDING and BMX. this creative sport utilizes MANY different skillz that NO other sport can MATCH ! i did MEET in person some of the TOP extremerz like bucky, matt and tony hawk (who is not only a great role model, but the only person i have ever MET fly without wingz)
but the best trickster in this board game is rodney mullen . this guy has got some D.A.M.N. moves
quick flick of the wrist
when it cumz to foosball, i hustle ! i used to be a junior champion, but even now i have still sent many o men home with their rod between their legz because i got a hold of these men's rodz
lickz for KICKZ
i get my kickz above the waistline , sunshine! i get off on MARTIAL artz and especially those using a staff i can only do a few martial artz movez, but i will still whip anyone's ass that provokes me. i flip my staff for MEDITATION and to work out my bicepz and of course the PECTORAL musclez . DODGE this! bo staff vs. the broken staff
get off on shooting blankz
even before i was a weaponz tech, i have alwayz liked gunz. but i do NOT believe in using them on the LIVING . my ab fav boomstick is the WALTHER P99 like bond baby
transport me DEN
i have alwayz been fond of sweet machinery. i love to go to muscle car showz! i used to tinker with a classic 66 mustang ( the only ford i am fond of ) and i am a HUGE fan of german and japanese engineering. if suspension is the courage and speed is the drive, then i would DO them BOTH at the same time with a BMW 850ci
but i have alwayz wanted a silver bullet between my legz. this is one hot honda! and itz an interceptor
den advocates!
D.A.M.N.
iSUPPORT
ONE campaign
peta2
greenpeace
C.A.S.
vegEXPRESS
earth first
stop the war
burning man
NORML
dancesafe.org

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