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HEEB MAG

In Hot Water

About Me

Heeb is the roiling product of so many drunken postmillennial nights on the mean streets of the Lower East Side. It is an ambitious antitrust investigation into the monopoly on God. It is a sweaty prizefight between hip hop and sushi in this corner and klezmer and kugel in the other. It is the bastard love child of Emma Goldman and Lenny Bruce. It is a plague on modern-day pharaohs replete with miraculous jailbreaks and a nice little riot or two. It is a Carnival cruise to the Garden of Eden with all-you-can-eat cheesecake and Parliament as the house band. Hallelujah.

For info on new events, make sure to check our calendar daily.

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My Interests

Sex, Drugs, and Gefilte Fish

I'd like to meet:

Hot, hot heebs

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Music:

1. LCD Soundsystem, Sound of Silver(Capitol Records) 2. Marissa Nadler, Songs III: Bird on the Water (Kemado) 3. Battles, Mirrored (Warp) 4. Clipse, Lord Willin’ (Re-Up/Jive) 5. Against Me!, New Wave (Sire) 6. Electrelane, No Shouts, No Calls (Too Pure) 7. Marnie Stern, In Advance of the Broken Arm (Kill Rock Stars) 8. Under Byen, Samme Stof Som Sof (Paper Bag) 9. El-P, I’ll Sleep When You’re Dead (Definitive Jux) 10. Amy Winehouse, Back to Black (Island)

Movies:

1. Superbad (Sony) 2. Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (20th Century Fox) 3. Casino Royale (Sony) 4. Knocked Up (Universal) 5. King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters (Picturehouse) 6. Once (Fox Searchlight) 7. La Vie En Rose (Picturehouse) 8. Hot Fuzz (Universal) 9. Grindhouse (The Weinstein Company) 10. Eagle vs. Shark (Miramax)

Television:

1. Flight of the Conchords (HBO) 2. The Sopranos (HBO) 3. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) 4. The Sarah Silverman Program (Comedy Central) 5. Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job (Adult Swim) 6. South Park (Comedy Central) 7. Little Britain (BBC) 8. The Office (NBC) 9. Robot Chicken (Adult Swim) 10. The Mighty Boosh (BBC)

Books:

1. Michael Chabon, The Yiddish Policemen’s Union (HarperCollins) 2. Junot Diaz, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (Riverhead) 3. Stephane Reynaud, Pork & Sons (Phaidon) 4. Denis Johnson, Tree of Smoke (Farrar, Straus and Giroux) 5. Ayaan Hirsi Ali, Infidel (Free Press) 6. Max Brooks, World War Z: And Oral History of the Zombie War (Crown) 7. Naomi Wolf, The End of America(Chelsea Green) 8. Ben Dolnick, Zoology (Vintage) 9. Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence (Grand Central) 10. Miranda July, No One Belongs Here Than You (Scribner)And here are our favorite comics: 1. Nick Bertozzi, The Salon (St. Martin's Press) 2. Bryan Talbot, Alice in Sunderland (Dark Horse) 3. Walt Holcombe, Things Just Get Away From You (Fantagraphics) 4. Bob Fingerman Recess Pieces (Dark Horse) 5. Allison Bechdel, Fun Home: A Family Tragicomic (Houghton Mifflin) 6. Kim Deitch, Alias the Cat (Pantheon) 7. Gabrielle Bell, Lucky (Drawn & Quarterly) 8. Douglas Rushkoff and Liam Sharp, Testament (Vertigo) 9. Rutu Modan, Exit Wounds (Drawn & Quarterly) 10. Harvey Pekar, Dean Haspiel & Friends, American Splendor: Another Day (Vertigo)

My Blog

2 HEEB events NEXT week New York City!!

October 14th- HEEB Obama Fundraiser:   Okay, so we'll admit that Obama wasn't all we'd hoped he would be. He hasn't cured any peasants of scrofula, caused pregnant women to bear twins, or guarant...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:28:00 PST

OcToBeR HEEB Events NYC!

There are so many incredible events coming up this month.  Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your grandparents!  Spread the oy! http://www.heebmagazine.com/events/view/59 Starting...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:09:00 PST

your very own HEEB online store

Hey Heebsters, If you're interested in any of the shirts shown in our picture album (HEEB Swag) , you don't have to just be jealous... you can BUY them all for your very own fashionable pleasure. ...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:51:00 PST

HeeB Olympics on YouTube!

check out all the amazing videos while you're at it! http://www.youtube.com/user/Heebmagazine and don't forget us here: http://www.heebmagazine.com/  ...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 08:53:00 PST

HEEB MAGAZINE SUMMER RELEASE PARTY

For those of you who are in New York, come celebrate the release of our Summer Issue at Bowery Electric this Thursday. And definitely show up the first hour for a few free helpings of Heeb Punch, cour...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:08:00 PST

Upcoming Events: Pool Party + Diamond Days Festival

July 12:Pool Party: Long Beach, CA WHERE: Alpert Jcc, 3891 E. Willow St, Long Beach, CA 90815WHEN: Saturday, Jul 12 6:00 pm - ...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:39:00 PST

Heeb Storytelling in Denver

05.13Heeb Storytelling: Denver when: May 13 8:00 pm - 9:30 pmwhere:1601 Arapahoe StDenver, CO 80202Heeb Storytelling returns to Denver. The event is co-sponsored by Judaism Your Way and will feature s...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:45:00 PST

Forgetting Sarah Marshalls Jason Segel Stars in the Hollywood Issue

IN HEEB'S HOLLYWOOD ISSUE, AVAILABLE NOW:" Tinseltown's New Leading Man, Jason Segel" Christian Cinema After The Passion" Thesbian Fantasy: Theda Bara, Molly Picon and Fanny Brice" Harold, Kumar and t...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:28:00 PST

Heeb Storytelling Back in New York on Easter Sunday

If your preferred way to celebrate Easter is biting the heads off of marshmallow bunnies, then you won’t want to miss the next installment of the world’s most infamous traveling Jewish roa...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:34:00 PST

CHRISTMAS EVE: HEEBONISM

This year, Heeb Magazine's post-Chinese food calorie-burner happens all over the U.S. You have no excuse to be lonely on Christmas Eve if you live in one of these cities:*HEEBONISM New York* will take...
Posted by HEEB MAG on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:41:00 PST