I am tired of Myspace, of getting messages from friends telling me about the Macy's gift card that they didn't know they were sending, of getting messages from women who don't exist begging me with tears in their eyes to please look at their webcams. If I wanted to look, I would. Why are you being such a baby about it?During the writers strike, I am boycotting myspace owned by NewsCorp (as in Fox NewsCorp) the same corporation who brought you the ruining of America. This is as painful for me as giving up pouring ice water on my own head. Won't you please consider googling/downloading facebook's logo, making it your default picture, and leaving the dying myspace party and heading over to the amazing Facebook party where there are attractive and interetsing people, good food and no stinky techno music but instead Van Morrison playing a secret show. You really should leave myspace and come over. Especially if you're a WGA member.Also pretty please boycott GE and Disney and consider suspending your Time-Warner cable. At least don't watch reality TV. Which reminds me- hey teenagers! Did you know The Hills is fake and scripted by writers? Now you do. And you also know what Oprah went through with James Frey. Anyway, let's get them writers in the Guild so they can be compensated in a fair way.Andy Blitz just threw a FACEBOOK at you.
