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Kiera-son

It's Only Fun, When The Home Team Scores

About Me


It's Only Fun, When The Home Team Scores
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
BLEH!
NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING?
IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?
YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ..ING
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!
~Willy Wonka
Kiera was born like most Bangkok women on her knees over a barrel of new kicks. Soon after her birth she was sent to a sweat shop where she learned to make sneakers for rich white kids in westchester.
At age 4 was when she was taught the art of Thai Massage at age 6 she mastered nails and sword swallowing.After escaping from Thailand she moved to the Hamptons to clean and cook for more rich white people.
She started cooking naked for R.Kelly at age 13 but was soon fired after she tried boofing his soul train award in her ass.
She enjoys dressing like Kelly Kapowski and stalks Ashlee Simpson with old photos of her..."Constantly haunting Ashlee with her old face is one of my favorite hobbies"-Kiera.
Kiera is currently in rehab where her boyfriend of 6 years Donny from New Kids on the Block gives her milkshakes....I mean Protein Shakes.
She gave up her community service work at the homeless shelter due to the fact that handjobs aren't considered a real debt to society.
"Good girls don't make the headlines" it's so true .....

My Interests

Ninjas

Pussy Farts

Dancing on glass tables

Flying in the fog

Painting portraits of the Fat Jew

Cooking Dinner for Fonda's Momma Dukes

Sword Swallowing

Tony Badones

and of course figure skating.....

I'd like to meet:

The little boys that'll have my poster on their walls...The homeless men I give handjobs to....Prince Michael and Blanket Jackson....Jamie Lynn Spear's unwanted baby....oh yeah and Jody Foster because I owe her a push up contest....

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That was ridiculously Convenient
I have Dope friends

Thairish

Nothing Can Beat This

The Daughter

Emma is my Friend

Ryan Skillz

The Prom Date

Rachael

Jonny Famous

Team Facelift

Blood St.

Orion

Muffin

Music:

Blood st

Celine Dion

Team Facelift

Trouble Andrew

Movies:

A
Alice In Wonderland
American Pie (1-3)
Anchorman
B
Batman begins
Batman Forever
Batman Returns
Bone Collector
Breakfast Club
Boogie Nights
C
Celluar
D
DodgeBall:Untold Story of an Underdog
Dogma
The Departed
E
Empire Records
8 Mile
F
Fanastic 4
Finding NeverLand
G
Goonies
Green Mile
H
Howl's Moving Castle
Highlander (hahah)
Heathers
The Haunting 16 candles
Wizard of Oz
Willy Wonka and the CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Gangs Of New York
Peter Pan
Inside Man
Goonies
ZOolander
MEAN GIRLS
Weird science
Ong Bak :the Thai
The General's Daughter
8 Mile
Jay and Silent Bob strikes back
Indentity
Signs
Harry potter

Television:

Hanna Montana is the shiz....

Books:

Gossip Girls was better as a book then as Tv Show

Heroes:

My Cat Princess Eye Crust Muffin-Face Egan Esq the III MD....Because not only does she cry little tears of lust she can eat more rice then I can..and I'm asian

My Blog

Fresh Fabrications

Hello, ello my Lovelies!After our trip to Vegas to see Hanna Montana we decided it was only fair to update you all on celebrity gossip and fabrications!Let's start with engagements shall we?Tony Sopan...
Posted by Kiera-son on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:30:00 PST

Memo To Self : My Favorite Things about NYC

My favorite things about the city24 delivery services....Indian food,wine, hookers, lobsters whatever you want could be dropped off at your door step.Homeless men...the ones that wander around the sam...
Posted by Kiera-son on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:37:00 PST

I’m not sure what this means, but i’m never watching Seinfield

I haven't been sleeping well.I wake up in hot sweats or completely out of breath majority of the night.I find it's due to the fact things keep attacking me in my dreams or chasing me.Last night I was ...
Posted by Kiera-son on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 12:33:00 PST

One Last Fabrication for 2007

Hello my Loveliesthe end of the year is upon us and wasn't it just a jem? The meltdowns, the divorces, the unwanted babies and short term jail sentences!Oh man will I miss 07. But we at headquarters h...
Posted by Kiera-son on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:45:00 PST

Some Holidaze Fabrication

Season Greetings My Lovelies!Tis the season to be getting pregnant and smoking mad boogies!!!Lilly Allen Is preggers and still loves smoking it up like just like our favorite baby momma Nicole Richie....
Posted by Kiera-son on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:51:00 PST

Team Facelift youtube final

Kiera EganYouTube Generationhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NVNuCFduq0I've known of Team Facelift for a hand full of years now, they've been building up their rapping career and causing chaos in NYC f...
Posted by Kiera-son on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 10:24:00 PST

Fabrication Gets a little Saucy

Hello Hello Friends,We return with a very sad report.Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson Have Broken Up. This short lived couple were spotted around the globe, trotting away the fact that Owen is a hot ho...
Posted by Kiera-son on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

The Fabrication for a Brief moment

Hello, hello kids, I return with some sad news. Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston and Kate Bosworth are all still single. Kate Hudson officially ended things with ex-hubby Chris Robinson. Th...
Posted by Kiera-son on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:02:00 PST

The Fabrication Celebrity Sighting Addition

Hello Friends,Let's just start out with celebrity sightings, because these fools have been all over the place.While walking home from a bar two weeks ago, I spotted Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz fil...
Posted by Kiera-son on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

The Fabrication 9/19/07

Hello Friends,The news has been splashed with Britney Spears News. I am continuing to keep my mouth shut about the matter. Well let me just say one thing. She's Bipolar. But this isn't going to preven...
Posted by Kiera-son on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:19:00 PST