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Our aim is basically to do to rap what Elton John did to being gay. We are in full support of: not giving a fuck, our moms, silent investors, groupies, the qu'ran, Wu-Tang Clan, transvestites, Jews, Asian men, Energy 69, dancing, knife fights, getting attention, crack, dust, spanish girls, Dr. Malachi York, public access television, manicures, jail rape, sponsors, dropping out of high school, going to college, AIDS jokes, our albums, love, dressing like Ray Romano, getting fucked up, New York, East Elmhurst, Center Street, Jay Street, Grand Concourse, church ave, vermillia, audobon, jamaica ave, 109 and Second. 101st and Lex, 94th and cracksterdam, 89th and Madison, hating on tourists who live in Brooklyn, friends, godbodies, our legal team, the gutter, Dominique Wilkens's flat-top, loofas, eye contact, Philipinos, getting dusted, tangerine bathrobes, looseys, reading the Post, shitty rap, meeting up with people to talk, sniffing blow, pinky rings, dames, piss, mechanical parts, starched collars, learning new things, rap music, blood sweat and tears, dudes who weep, white people, running trains, slam dancing/mosh pits, selling drugs, exciting activites, shame, trust falls, beating up other rappers, people who listen to our music and parents, thugging it, hustling everything from nude photos to overpriced bags of chronic, frantically screaming at relatives, lying to girls, tasteful floral arraingments, stealing, gonzo pornography, loosey spots from seven deuce to two fifth, emotions, hitting anyone with a bottle, firing managers, touching, hiring lawyers to review criminal cases, being charming, Central bookings in all five boroughs, wearing powdered wigs, selling out and shitting on Hip Hop in general, embarassing our families by squeezing our dicks on stage, riding horses in the nude, embarrassing our families, sweating/vomiting profusely, hypocrites, rape pain repeat, regal riding jackets, street mixtapes, the whole Park ave., 5th avenue from 61st street to 96th street only, believers/fans, strip malls, vasoline, people who want to get put on because they think we will be famous, idiots, eating things you're supposed to drink, being depressed, frenzied behavior, old-timey stuff, Jewish girls from Long Island, shrimp in baskets, bowties, depression, cheap champagne.

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Member Since: 5/3/2005
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"...THE BEST RAP GROUP EVER" - NY POST PAGE 6

Team Facelift is a New York-bred rap group consisting of three rappers: Machine, Fat Jew, and Fonda (aka Ginger Ale), and one producer, Tommy Mas.

Our aim is basically to do to rap what Elton John did to being gay.

We are in full support of: not giving a fuck, our moms, silent investors, groupies, transvestites, Jews, Asian men with delicate feet, dancing, knife fights, getting attention, dust, Spanish girls, Dr. Malachi York, public access television, manicures, sponsors, dropping out of high school, going to college, our albums, love, dressing like Ray Romano, getting fucked up, New York, 109 and Second, 101st and Lex, 94th and cracksterdam, 89th and Madison, hating on tourists who live in Brooklyn, friends, godbodies, our legal team, the gutter, Dominique Wilkens's flat-top, loofahs, heavy eye contact, Philipinos, getting dusted, tangerine bathrobes, looseys, reading the Post, shitty rap, meeting up with people to talk, sniffing blow, pinky rings, dames, piss, mechanical parts, starched collars, learning new things, rap music, blood sweat and tears, dudes who weep, white people, Claw$, slam dancing/mosh pits, selling drugs, exciting activities, shame, trust falls, beating up other rappers, people who listen to our music, parents, thugging it, hustling everything from nude photos to overpriced bags of crystal, frantically screaming at relatives, lying to girls, babes, David Dinkins, tasteful floral arrangements, stealing, gonzo pornography, Belgium, loosey spots from seven deuce to two fifth, emotions, hitting anyone with a bottle, firing managers, touching, hiring lawyers to review criminal cases, being charming, Central bookings in all five boroughs, wearing powdered wigs, selling out, riding horses in the nude, AIDS jokes, embarrassing our families, sweating/vomiting profusely, hypocrites, Israeli discotheques, regal riding jackets, anyone selling CD's and DVD's off of a blanket,, the whole Park Ave., moral bankruptcy, believers/fans, dance all night get depressed and undress, strip malls, vasoline, people who want to get put on because they think we will be famous, idiots, eating things you're supposed to drink, frenzied behavior, old-timey stuff, Jewish girls from Long Island, shrimp in baskets, bowties, depression, cheap champagne.

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AWWWWWW SHIT!! LOCK UP YOUR MOMSTEAM FACELIFT IS COMING TO THE LEFT SIDE!!"AS SEEN ON TV" WEST COAST TOURSUPPORT!! SEE FAT JEW NAKED!!!Oct 9, 2007On the Rox(Industry Showcase)9009 W Sunset Blvd, West...
Posted by Team Facelift on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:36:00 PST

NEW WEBSITE UP!!!

Check out our new, updated website.www.TeamFacelift.com
Posted by Team Facelift on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 06:48:00 PST

Mixed Emotions on ITUNES!!!

Our newest album, "Mixed Emotions" is now on ITUNES! Go listen to all the songs, and maybe even buy a few.    
Posted by Team Facelift on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:32:00 PST

New Album

Our new album, "Mixed Emotions" is now for sale!!!
Posted by Team Facelift on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:08:00 PST

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WWW.TEAMFACELIFT.COM Go now, there are nude photos of us for sale.
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