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Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider

You suck so much cock, when you kiss a girl, she gets pregnant.

About Me

I'm awesome. 'Nuff said.


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Here's a sketch I was in for the sketch comedy group I'm in at my college, Pop Tards. If you dig it, check out the other ones I wrote. They're on my blog or you can go to youtube.com/poptards and check em out!Honda Bob
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My Interests

Stuff, drumming, music, cartoons, movies, TV, video games, movies, Rifts, acting, comedy, etc.
:: how nintendo are you? ::theplasticgrail: i love how people our age drive it kicks ass shane that also mean u kick ass good job

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I'd like to meet:

Berke Breathed, Jim Henson, Seth MacFarlane, Tre Cool, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and that guy from the bell atlantic commercials whose like 80 and break dances! If know who everyone of these people is, contact me and we will make the sweetest of love until the ends of this Earth...This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor


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Music:

Sum 41, Motion City Soundtrack, My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, The offspring, Blink 182, The F-Ups, Start Trouble, Jet, "Wierd" Al, Green Day, Slim Mackeral, O-zone, A New Found Glory, AFI, Baptized x Fire, Bowling For Soup, Box Bar Racer, Boy Hits Car, Dropkick Murphy's, Eminem, Mae, Flogging Molly, Korn, Less Than Jake, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Lit, MEST, Punky Bruster, Queens of the Stone Age, Brand New, Riddlin' Kids, Slipknot, Smashmouth, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Transplants, Yellowcard, The Wildhearts, Powerman 5000, Hed (P.E.), Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold, Cobra Starship, Jimmy Eat World, MxPx, Patent Pending, Snot, Wolfmother and probably some more.


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Movies:

Monty Python and The Holy Grail, all Kevin Smith movies, The Mask, A Night at the Roxbury, Austin Powers, Anchorman, Fievel Goes West, Kung Pow, The Road to El Dorado, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, a bug's life, Old School, Fight Club, Unleashed, V for Vendetta, Muppet Treasure Island, Muppets from Space, the rest of the muppet movies, and the list goes on for days!


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Television:

The Upright Citizens Brigade, Clerks: The Animated Series, Reno 911, Bullshit, Sealab 2021, SNL, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Critic, Futurama, Family Guy, South Park, Yein Flashy, Comedy Central Present, Invader Zim, Spongebob, Johnny Bravo, and too many more to count.


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Books:

The Watsons go to Birmingham: 1963, is my favorite book of all timeand The Preacher is my favorite comic book of all time, but besides that I read Shel Silverstein, Bloom County, Garfield, Grimmy and Friends, Waldo, Savage Dragon, Rifts (especially Rifts: New West and Rifts: Merceneries), The Green Arrow, The Hitman, Batman and Superman, The Flash, Robin (currently), The Teen Titans, The Outsiders, Plastic Man, JSA, The Vision, Alias, Daredevil, Spider-man, Tangled Web, Batman, Detective Comics, Superman, Action Comics, Choas Earth, JLA, and not too many more...

Heroes:

Meredith- My hero. Period. (menstrual cycle) Vi - Advanced knowledge of McChris songs Anna- Got me rise aginst/thursday tickets! Andrew Pedreira- Finding the forune cookie that read "Every person has the right to choose their own life style". Even the chinese know. And also getting his car "shook". Captain Hero- He's fuckin' hysterical. Chloe - Has had a power rangers shirt since she was five and a deep love for my mouse puppet. Awwww... Tim Corwin- Discovering "13 seconds" and Denny "Blazen" Hazen... if that is his real name... Frank- "Shaking" andrew's vehicle, playing pokemon cards, playing rifts, and mistaking his milkshake for a hamburger. Kassum Kassum - Look at his name!! Cookie- Being engantic and being a founder of "National Chicken Soup Day" Every January 20! Kay- Because I feel bad that she has to stoop to making a "Not Hero's List" with me on it instead of like punching me in the face! Wussy! (P.S. I'm waiting for a dance and musical number) Act now and you can become one too! (Heroes are subject to change)
You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.
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Your 80s Heartthrob Is
John Stamos Who's Your 80's Heartthrob?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shane
Birthday: 02-29-88
Birthplace: Huntington
Current Location: My room
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown and Pink
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian (3/8) Irish (1/8) Swiss (1/4) Transylvanian (1/8) Gypsie (1/8)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Homer Slippers
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken Parm Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A Fan Site
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: koolioz
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why the fuck is she calling me?
Your Best Physical Feature: Hair
Your Bedtime: 11 pm school nights, 5 am others
Your Most Missed Memory: Riding to Johns
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Occassionally (when nessecary)
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Every Day
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Aquired taste
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Hell yeah! Da drizzums!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Define date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: half box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I wish!
In the past month have you been on Stage: On TV
In the past month have you been Dumped: On? No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Do cowboy hats and boots count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Nope, not really
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Fighting a Giant Squid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Cartoon writer/actor
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: As long as they're not a lot taller than me
Weight: No fat chicks (jk jk lol)
Best Clothing Style: Funky Fresh
Number of Drugs I have taken: None!
Number of CDs I own: Many as possible
Number of Piercings: None except ears
Number of Tattoos: None widely visible
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 7
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First Name: Shane
Middle Name: Royal
Birthday: Leap Year Day
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black (naturally brown)
Fav color: Pink and Black
Day/Night: Night? Was that a question?
Fave Food: canollis and outback cheese fries
FRIENDS AND LIFE
do you ever wish you had another name? Yes... Amazingly F. N. Cool (the F. N. would probably stand for like Free... Noses...)
Do you like anyone? Yeah, some people are okay. But most aren't.
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Cody (my brother)
Who's the loudest? Linnea
Who have you known the longest of your friends? John Harris
Who's the shyest: Ehh. Shy Guy?
Are you close to any family members? yes... wait do u mean distance?... do u want me to hit them or something?
When you cried the most: Hell week
What's the best feeling in the world: back scratching
Worst Feeling: rejection from someone you care about
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: edge
Let's run through: the fields of corn
Let's look at the: sky
What a nice: day.... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!
Where did all the: whip cream come from?
Why can't you: shut up when I ask you a question!
Silly, little: rabbit. Trix aren't for diabetics.
Tell me: can you sing with all the colors of the mountain?
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: when I was like 8 but it was raining so i never actually left
Pictured your crush naked: You kidding? This entire web page just looks like a naked version of my crush!
Skipped school: Si... but not really.
Broken someone's heart: Yes. Very much so. And fairly often.
Been in love: yes suh
Cried when someone died: No... something was in my eye.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: all the time! its like they're doing it on purpose!
Done something embarrassing: not really, not in a while
Done a drug: noperz
Cried in school: uh... i dont think so... not since like 2nd grade
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: my severed rabbits head
Person You Hate Most: Raven from That's so Raven! That bitch should DIEEEE!
Best Thing That Has Happened: deciding to play the drums
Ice Cream: is delicious. I like Double fudge brownie
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Brett, Pat and Antwon
Makes you smile: Jo, Cookie and Chloe
Has A Crush On You: Uh... if i knew, I'd be getting my mac on and not filling out this form!
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: maybe baby... if thats vague enough for you
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Eh
Made out with JUST a friend?: No... except my roommate.. er I mean NO!
Kissed two people in the same day?: Besides kissing games and stuff in the 8th grade... No.
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: Negative
Been rejected: . Yeah! I fucking hate it!
Been in love?: Si
Been used?: kinda, not really
Done something you regret?: who doesn't?
Cheated on someone?: noperz
Been called a tease: i dunno... maybe. at least not to my face.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: I fake slapped Kristina.
You talked to on the phone?: Yo Jo
You hugged?: Lindsay
You instant messaged?: Top Cat (TC)
You kissed?: Roli... aka Caroline
You yelled at?: Cheyenne... She kicked me in the fucking shin!
Who text messaged you?: TC?
Who broke your heart?: Char
Who told you they loved you?: My mommy
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My Blog

You just got served!.. ay... surveryed.

You know I'm bored when...A Different Kind of Survey1. Hi, my name is....Dr. Shane Snider.2. Never in my life have I....ate a banana. or is it "eaten a banana"?3. The one person who can drive me nuts ...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Sat, 12 May 2007 01:52:00 PST

Shane writes sketches and then this one time acted in one!

Hey everybody! I'm Honda Bob! Or so it would seem....Anyway, here are a few new sketches from the Pop Tards.This is just an intro but I think it's pretty cool and it's short. I'm gonna miss my senior ...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:56:00 PST

Shane writes sketches and smacks bitches.

Hey guys! As few of you probably know, it's my biggest dream to work on SNL. SOooo, I'm in a sketch comedy group at my college and we recently put our sketches on YouTube. Here are the links to my ske...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:36:00 PST

Updated: Things you might wanna know about me...

After Amy commented on this earlier blog, I felt it was nescessary to correct answers that are no longer true....40 things you might not know.Erase my answers & put in your own. Then REPOST as a bulle...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 08:58:00 PST

80 Questions About Shane

80 Questions I Guarantee You've Never AnsweredDo you watch the Gilmore Girls?No! That show actually exists?!Have you ever enjoyed listening to Jack Johnson?JACK JOHNSON EXISTS AS WELL?!?!Have you ever...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 09:12:00 PST

I love fucking with people.

I searched my name into myspace and found some guy named "Shane THE IRISH Snider" so I sent him this message. Dear Shane,I couldnt help but notice we have the same name. Kudos, on the fantastic first/...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 02:20:00 PST

!@$%^----I'M QUITTING MYSPACE----)&*(^$.

I've had it. I love you all to death but it's overwhelming. As I do love talking to you all (which I honestly do) it has become more of a chore as of late to have to write more and more messages and c...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:28:00 PST

What ya might anna know about me....

40 things you might not know.Erase my answers & put in your own. Then REPOST as a bulletin.1. What color underwear are you wearing right now? Halloween Snoopy. 2. What are you listening to right n...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 06:54:00 PST

Since when am I cute?

What the freakin fuck?! Since when am I cute? Like I've always known a girl or two that liked me but it was always someone I knew so I always thought.... I don't like I was charming or sweet or someth...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uh 24 points.... I'm not very as bad ass as i thought I was... DAMNIT!

Directions: ask yourself the following questions. for every'Yes' give yourself 2 points. Add up your points at the end.its that easy.....Then put your score in the subject and passit on. if you dont c...
Posted by Shane "Crazy Pants" Snider on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST