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Steen

It's a right kerfuffle.

About Me


My new book is out, published by Goliath. Click the cover above to order directly from the publisher. Should hit US stores sometime between now and February!

In the beginning there was:
Leading promptly to:
Dr. Steen - Graduate, Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
Also...

Smut peddler, photographer, easy-going chick.... Making up for lost time. Shooting mostly for GodsGirls.com right now. My own sites are:
I've got the best friends in the world, and they're all some funny motherfuckers. Nothing's better. *sigh*
And, lastly... In regards to MySpace... Please don't request to add me as a friend if you're under 18, if you're a religious zealot, or if you're a band. Thanks!
Did I mention that I love Marc? That he's so fucking cute and fragile and little and he lives in my pocket? (And, Langy should clearly stick to managing cuz all his photos come out blurry! Damn him!)
Some notable moments in my
"I'm so lame I'll work as an extra, but it paid off a few times" past...
A million years ago...
Cereal in the face, but me and Moz... we're like THAT!

My Interests

Reading, photography, fetishes, cooking, fine food, Prince and various proteges, weiner dogs, bdsm, floggers, violet wands, vacbeds, bald girls, chicks with mohawks, tattoos, masochists, zentai, thunderstorms, latex, rubber, corsets, stockings, models, pain sluts, a drama-free existence.

Jewish guilt be damned!

And did I mention that I like it gour-fucking-met??? Bring it!

And, no, I don't mean the Monte Cristo either. Puhleeze!

I'd like to meet:

Models... See my profile on Model Mayhem, OMP, or the forum on my website (myfetishdiary.com). (NOTE: I AM NOT CURRENTLY SHOOTING TFP!)

Perhaps...

Even...

Most importantly...

If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke a'bum, where would you go?

OKLAHOMA! OKLAHOMA!

Steenie's Peeps
I have buttloads of so-called "friends".

Grieve

Busy B

Mr. Jalaikakick

D-Rock

MODEL

Queen

FaKirk

GodsGirls.com

PA is the only way

Apnea!

Pia

Taj

PAIGE!!

Heggie

Kkkkkortni

Adolescent Chicken

Picnic

Mz. Love

Fishy Realness

Venus

Schmoe

GayBarShuh

Tony

Spanks

I may actually know some of these other people!

Music:

I'm all over the place... Marc Almond, Prince, Vanity, Bowie, They Might Be Giants, Adam Ant, New Wave, Western Swing, Bauhaus, Tones on Tail, Love and Rockets, The Barry Sisters, The Time, Tim Curry, Wide Boy Awake, Slow Children, Danny Kaye, The Beatles, English Beat, Bel Canto, Blancmange, Cocteau Twins, Terry Hall (Fun Boy Three, The Specials, et al), Creatures, Cutlture Club, Dali's Car, Depeche Mode, Devo, Digital Underground, Duran Duran, Echo and the Bunnymen, Egyptian Lover, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Eurythmics, Fishbone, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Grace Jones, GNR, Haysi Fantayzee, Heart, Hedwig, Jane's Addiction, Joan Jett, John Linnell, Killer Pussy, Led Zeppelin, Louis Prima, Madness, Rolling Stones, Morrissey, The Smiths, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Otis Redding, Phranc, PJ Harvey, REM, Ray Charles, Siouxsie, Southern Culture on the Skids, Sparks, Stray Cats, Talking Heads, Tears for Fears, This Mortal Coil, Toy Dolls, Malcolm McClaren, XTC, Yaz.

Movies:

Fletch, The Hunger, Purple Rain, Under the Cherry Moon, goofy Steve Martin comedies, cheesy 80s teen coming of age movies, certain documentaries (Trekkies, Spellbound, Brother's Keeper, Gray Gardens), Zoolander, Ruben and Ed and other notable Crispin Glover vehicles, Hedwig, Hellboy, Hellraiser, and mostly comedies.

Television:

Little Britain, Nip Tuck, Six Feet Under, Good Eats, Simpsons, Futurama, Sopranos, medical documentaries, Tony Bourdain-related shows, Weeds, Huff, Dexter

Books:

Anything by David Sedaris or Chuck Palahniuk, Pat Califia, Chemical Pink, crime thrillers and trash.... always have to be reading something or my brain turns to mush.

Heroes:



My Blog

In the news

News 1:  At long last, I've finally brought my portfolio site into the 21st century.  LOL  I feel all accomplished!  Check it!News 2: Really, an addendum to the last item, as ...
Posted by steen on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:22:00 PST

Clubbing in the 80s

So...  I've been searching for people who used to go to Phases in the 80s.  That'd be Kevin Parr's club on Topanga Canyon Blvd.  Looking back, it was so ahead of its time.  Punk ro...
Posted by steen on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:02:00 PST

Photo Show Yo

Please stop by the opening of my show at the Fetish Visions Gallery on August 6, 2005. Artist reception begins at 7pm. 1309 W. Magnolia Blvd., Burbank, CA 91506 Info: 818.683.4671....
Posted by steen on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST