Miss Conduct profile picture

Miss Conduct

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

About Me

Working in Europe from October 2nd through November 18th.

I like to drink, smoke, drive fast, swear like a sailor, get tattooed, and do whatever else it takes for me to be "lady like". I think my life must have had purpose at some point, but now it seems like both, it and I are just jack off material. Yeah, I'm jack off material. I make my living being a fetish model. You wanna know what I look like? Does it really matter? I'm long with legs that take up about 98% of my body and honestly, quite goofy looking. Go see for yourself, you'll see...
Go ahead and have a GAWK AT ME
Fellow freaks ONE OF US
Wanna see the guy who named me???
Then go and check out the ultra cool, Joey Myers!
--------------WHAT I SUCK AT DOING----------
I fucking lag at responding to messages, emails, returning phone calls, and crap like that. The reasons could be because i'm out of town for a shoot, or hungover, too lazy to contend with my hunt & peck typing style, have nothing to say right then, or maybe I don't even have a reason. So It could be days, weeks, sometimes months before I get off my ass and answer your message. I WILL respond, usually. Just takes me a little longer to do it.
I won't guarantee you'll get a faster response out of me by doing it, but if you send me an email, you just might.
[email protected]
My hunt & peck style of typing also means that I NEVER "chat" or use IM, so don't even ask.
Not to mention, I'm also on dial up, so if you leave me a comment that takes forever to load, I'm more than likely just going to delete it.

Thanks.
Now, just DON'T FORGET and DON'T PISS ME OFF!
Oh yeah, one more thing...HINKLE!!!!

My Interests

All of my interests are unhealthy.

I'd like to meet:

Martin Brodeur and God...oh wait, same person.

Music:

Kyuss, The Dwarves, Hayride to Hell, Fang, Flogging Molly, Jim Nabors

Movies:

Slapshot, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Terror at the Opera, and almost any gore, particularly if its Italian.

Television:

The only thing I watch on the television is hockey or shows about forensic science, all the rest of it SUCKS!

Books:

Geek Love, The Bell Jar, Go Ask Alice, Or Not To Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes

Heroes:

The Hanson Brothers

If you don't know these Hansons, then don't bother talking to me.

My Blog

Happy holidays everybody!!!

Art by Estelle Valls de Gomis
Posted by Miss Conduct on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

I *heart* Barry...


Posted by Miss Conduct on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

Sick of My Damn Hair...

Thinking about changing the color. Input, anyone???
Posted by Miss Conduct on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:35:00 PST

What I Did Today...

went to Birmingham. Supposedly they speak with a funny accent there, but they didn't sound any funnier than the rest of the limeys I've met already.
Posted by Miss Conduct on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

Pathetic...

I miss Dahlia, Cabbit, and The Blob so much that Martin had to buy me a Tamagotchi to make me feel better. I'm pathetic.
Posted by Miss Conduct on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

Still in the UK...

Having a blast, wish you were here, blah, blah, blah.
Posted by Miss Conduct on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

In London...AGAIN...

back in London after two weeks of shooting in Germany. Back in Hollywood around November 17th.
Posted by Miss Conduct on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:48:00 PST

The Birthday...

made it through it, but only by consuming enough barbituates to kill a buffalo. Guess a buffalo hasn't the tolerance I have, since I, eventually, woke up. Although I must say, there were three "bonus"...
Posted by Miss Conduct on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Still In The Two Weeks of Despair...

Limited 'puter access right now... none at home for a couple days. Posting this from Steen's. Dropped my cell, but its still working, albeit sporadically. If you need to contact me you can, cross your...
Posted by Miss Conduct on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

Hey Mr Anonymous...

whoever you are, you rock! I just wanted to say, I'm filled with thanks from my toes, all the way to the very top of my pointed little head. THANK YOU!!!...
Posted by Miss Conduct on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST