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Monsignor Mike Murphy™

The Punk Rock Mr. Rodgers.

About Me

Well, there was this movie I seen one time, about a man riding across the desert and it starred Gregory Peck.
Something about that movie though, well I just can't get it out of my head.
I can't remember why I was in it or what part I was supposed to play. All I remember about it was Gregory Peck and the way people moved and a lot of them seemed to be lookin' my way.
He was shot down by a kid trying to make a name for himself. The townspeople wanted to string the kid up by the neck. Well, the dying gunfighter laying in the sun and gasping for his last breath said, “Turn him loose, let him go, let him say he outdrew me fair and square, I want him to feel what it's like to every moment face his death.”
Well, I'm standin' in line in the rain to see a movie starring Gregory Peck, Yeah, but you know it's not the one that I had in mind. Actually, I don't even know what it's about, but I'll see him in anything so I'll stand in line.
Strange how people who suffer together have stronger connections than people who are most content. I don't have any regrets, they can talk about me plenty when I'm gone...
You always said people don't do what they believe in, they just do what's most convenient, then they repent. And I always said, "Hang on to me, and let's hope that the roof stays on."
There was a movie I seen one time, I think I sat through it twice! I don't remember who I was, or where I was bound. All I remember about it was it starred Gregory Peck, he wore a gun and he was shot in the back.
Seems like a long time ago, long before the stars were torn down.

Well, I've wrestled with reality now for over 40 years, and I'm happy to state I finally won-out over it!
People don't deserve the restraint I show them by not going into complete delirium right in front of them!

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My Interests

Exorcizing the Demons out of Scan-diculous wanton women!

That, and 9 ball.

I remember one guy didn't have a hand. He had a bat instead of a hand.
He was really sort of wacky.
Lolita!


Oh yeah, just in case you haven’t gotten the tip-off, I'm actually not a "beatnik" but a "Strange Solitary Crazy Catholic Mystic."

Cardinal Mahoney garnishing some Pre-Mass tips from the murph-shizle

"I’m not a Beatnik, I’m a Roman Catholic." ~ Jack Kerouac

I'd like to meet:

I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whomever I'm with.
Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, “In this world, Murf-Shizzle, you must be" - she always called me Murf-Shizzle - "In this world, Murf-Shizzle, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart, and now I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me on that.


But Oh, Those Sweet Nymphs of Judea!
Banned Simpson’s episode
Bob Dylan breaks off a piece!

Music:

The Cramps, That about sums it all up.
It's on my pickaninnys!
~Mmm
Seen my new Music Profile?
For more info on the melody’s I happen to take pleasure in, click here!

Movies:

Anything by these two guys....

Television:

Forced to watch "ElimiDate"!I loathe TV!

Books:

Anything by the good Doctor...Louis-Ferdinand Céline...
with his cat Berbet


Heroes:

Bob Dylan and Pope John Paul II

John F. Kennedy and Jerry Lewis, A plaque was given to Jerry by his friend, President John F Kennedy, and reads: "There are three things that are real...God, human folly and laughter. Since the first two are beyond comprehension, we must do the best we can with the third." My boy JFK breakin' a piece off of that Catholic Wisdom!!

It's all about Catholics and Jews!

My Blog

Here, The Catholic Mass for the theologically challenged.

Or a How to Guide for Catholic Mass Why Call It the Mass? What the Word, Mass, Really Means: The name Mass comes from the Latin phrase that was said when people left the Sunday celebration: "I...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST

Day 16,436 OF LIFE.....

I admit I was white knuckling it for the first 2,000 days then I was on a pink cloud for about 4,000 days. Things got a tad grim for about 7,000 days, but after a good nights sleep and a Cheese Danis...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

Dont think twice, Bennie, its Alright!

Pope Benedict was concerned over John Paul II's choice of Bob Dylan to perform at the Vatican!Come on! "Judas!" the voice cried out from somewhere in the darkened seating area in Manchester. It was 1...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

I Love Livin' In The City, I Love Livin' in the City

"I Love Livin' In The City, I Love Livin' in the City" In an age where there is much talk about "being yourself" I reserve to myself the right to forget about being myself, since in any case there...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST

I have a plan. Heh&Mein Führer! I can BLOG!

http://monsignormike.blogspot.com Click here and check out my other Blogs!!!!! Sheeiit, they couldn't fire my ass, national security would go down the drain! Just take a gander at my latest ...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

... Im cured, all right!

30 years of Listening to The Cramps "Songs The Lord Taught Us" has finally Paid off!Absolution in spades! Finally, without doubt, to the highest degree! As pure as the driven snow!And you f...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

Fear And Drooling in The USA

A Manifesto, By Monsignor Mike Murphy Stop and think; if you're unfortunate enough to own a Television, just count the number of pharmaceutical commercials you're exposed to in say just one hour. ...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:47:00 PST

Well could I have her blogs instead of the baked beans then?

Man:      You sit here, dear Wife:      All right.Man:      Morning!Waitress:   Morning! Man: &...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 03:01:00 PST

Happy Birthday Uncle Albert&Einstein!!

Happy Birthday Uncle Albert&Einstein!!Wednesday, March 14 -Today is the birthday of Albert Einstein. Born in 1879, Einstein was one of the finest minds of our times. He developed the theory of gravity...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

WHO is Timothy Carey?

WHO is Timothy Carey???? TIMOTHY CAREY isn't just another character actor.  He was a bohemian and cult figure of enormous magnitude! PSYCHOTRONIC VIDEO #6 1990 Intervi...
Posted by Monsignor Mike Murphy™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST