Giant Brian from the The Giant Show on giantbrian.com. Sure I've meet a lot of people in my life, but none of those people have been Giant Brian and that makes me sad.
Who is Giant Brian? Well that's kind of like asking What is true happiness? or How do I reach a level of oneness with the world? Giant Brian is a man (I think...he may very well be pure energy that we as individuals project our own idea of a comforting image upon) So I will say at least to me he is a man, a sweet, sweet, baby seal looking man. He hosts The Giant Show on the world renowned giantbrian.com radio network, You've probably seen their helicopters in the DC and Pittsburgh areas.
Giant Brian is a gifted man who has lived an amazing life, yet he's often too humble to admit to his past adventures. Sure he has installed a water heater for Bell Biv Devoe, but will he just come out and tell you that? No, you have to pry it out of him, he doesn't take pride in showing up all the others around him.
Sure I'm making Giant Brian out to be an extraordinary gift to the world, but in the words of the great LeVar Burton, You don't have to take my word for it...tune in to giantbrian.com on your local internet dial and invite the magic into your own home.
Any and all Steve Guttenberg vehicles
What?...oh, the Picture Box:
Arrested Development
The Office
Mr Show
Cheap Seats
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Larry Sanders
I only read books based on Hollywood films, and then I constantly tell people the movie was better
All elderly black people