I'm just an angry bitch who hates everyone
The truth about metalHEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few
beers and fucks the princess.POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave...without the princess.VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty
axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves.BLACK METAL
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her.Then he fucks
the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story.GOTHIC METAL:
The princess in a velvet costume starts singing soprano. The
protagonist completes the duett by adding the beast part, while the dragon plays the flute. Suddenly he swallows up the pipe and
accidently scorches the beauty and the beast and suffocates to death. All their souls are damned in hell's eternity.PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist.INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gesture towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.SPEED METAL:
Suddenly there, short solo, dragon is confused, someones screaming weird stuff, princess realizes she's been deflowered, dragon and princess are still looking for the one who did this.CHRISTIAN METAL:
The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to 'thank' the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.BATTLE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a legion of a hundred brave footman, war chariots and a dozen elite warriors and, as a master tactician, flanks the dragon in a bloody siege that lasts six hours. The princess gets bored.NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.
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Your power is: Being a controller of an
element
Explanation: Wether it is earth, fire,
air or water or even all of them, you can
control that element. That means you can
manipulate their physical form and with just
thoughts and make an inferno for example. In
good purposes it can be used to protect but in
evil purposes it is used to hurt.
As a person you are slightly 'odd'. People see
you as different and probably have prejudices
against you. They see you as 'weird' or the
'freak', and either that hurts alot or
you chose to ignore it. You keep your hatred
for people inside and probably daydream about
killing them, which gives you satisfaction.
Truth is you are not evil, only missunderstood
and mistreated.
Negative aspects: Since you have deep
problems inside you could get into some sort of
mental illness or simply get depressed (if you
aren't already).
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Are you metal?You are so metal you offset the worlds magnetic field and are going to send us plummeting into the sun. We all shall reap the flames you have sown, a fitting end.
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You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.
Demon
100%
WereWolf
92%
Faerie
75%
Dragon
67%
Mermaid
50%
Angel
25%
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Music:
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Movies:
Comedies, tragedies and fantasies (not that kind of fantasy you pervert!) My favorites thus far are: Lord of the Rings trilogy (duh), What Dreams May Come, Waking Life, While You Were Sleeping, Devil's Advocate, IT, The Big Lebowski, Trapped In Paradise, Equilibrium, American Psycho...ok nevermind there's just too many to name them all.
Your element is Wind. You are the guy/girl that is
unpredictable. No one knows what you're going
to do next and what you're in the mood for.
Studying is not your thing and you would rather
go to a party than stay home. Life is just for
fun and you need to be free to live according
to you. You waste no time on lies, if you feel
or think one thing you say it even if it hurts.
Of course, people may be quite upset but that
doesn't really bother you. It's not that you
don't care, because you do, but in these
situations it's a waste of time. You live up in
the clouds and are quite a dreamer about life.
People often consider you beautiful, but harsh
and they would think twice before getting to
know you. But once they do, they'll learn that
you are always willing to take yourself and
your friends on adventures. Never will it be a
boring time with you and your friends
appreciate that. You are not often seen sad,
but you have your times. If someone has been
mean to you, you can quite easily trash-talk
them for betraying you. Nevertheless, you are
most of the time a good spirit who just want to
have some fun. Rate and message!
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Television:
waste of time and brain cells
But if I must: Powerpuff Girls, Queer Eye for a Straight Guy, Iron Chef, Dexter's Laboratory, Sex and the City, and sometimes whatever shark program is on discovery. I like sharks
Books:
R.A. Salvatore books
J.R.R. Tolkien, Terry Brooks,
Lloyd Alexander (when I was younger)
Magick workbooks, healing and herb books, anything informational about nature especially by Susun Weed and Aoumiel and medieval fantasy books.
Heroes:
Like a Lion, without fear of the howling pack
Like a gust of wind, ne'er trapped in a snare
Like a Lotus blossom, ne'er sprinkled by water
Like me, Like a Unicorn, in solitude roam...Hymn of Buddha
Which Rock Chick Are You? I always wanted to be a hero, but I'm not and never will be. I'm just me and that is all I'll ever be.
Why are you sad? [amazing pictures] For darker people
You are not sad, you are resentful
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