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Ron Bender

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I think birds that can fly and chew gum are amazing.Just like you I put my feet on one toe at a time.I can't wear white shoes.Once I lost an I and couldn't talk about me for weeks.My favorite color is bloodshot.My lucky number is ___-___-____ (fill in the blank).Cockroaches bug me.

My Interests

Christmas carols about other religions, porcupines (of course), vodka and its effect on medication

I'd like to meet:

anyone who doesn't have a grudge against me.

Music:

Rush, Pink Floyd, The Doors, U2, Yes, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, lots more I'll remember later.

Movies:

When I'm in Salisbury, MD my favorite place to eat is Sub Runners. They have the best food, great service and are owned and operated by some of the nicest people you'll ever meet. I spend a lot of my "down time" there so come on by, enjoy a great meal, and maybe we'll hang out. One thing on the sly, though. I've seen lots of subs, but they're never running. I'll keep watching, though.For more info, check out: www.sub-runners.com

Heroes:

Check out my friend Jeff Lyles' new video!Mitch Hedberg

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My Blog

The Amazing Cannibal Spider

For all you science and nature fans out there, I just found about about this cool spider. It's called the Amazing Cannibal Spider. It's a tiny spider that lives in airtight, "escape-proof" environment...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 03:17:00 PST

Shows, shows, everywhere shows

Greetings friends and neighbors on this big ol' rock we call Shastamanding... um, I mean Earth, of course. (What? I know! Shhh!) Been a while since I posted and I've travelled to many strange and exci...
Posted by Ron Bender on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST

One little victory...

Finally, after five years of competitions, coming in never higher than second, I got the brass ring at the Insane Comedian Contest in Cleveland, OH last night. Competition was stiff. The show was put ...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 02:06:00 PST

Wine and Cheese

    I travel a lot and it's rare that I get to spend a nice quiet evening at home with my girlfriend. But last night, I had the chance and took it.     We spent the eveni...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

Can't live with 'em, can't....

So I'm standing there, gargling saltwater and shark teeth, when my girlfriend says, "Would you pleeeease stop that. It's disgusting." I can't answer, so I shrug and keep gargling. She sighs and rolls ...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 05:48:00 PST

Giving back at Christmas

This is a time of year when I feel the urge to do something nice for others. This year, I went to a small congregational cemetery near my house and put poinsettias on top of all the markers. I felt th...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

Fun in November

A couple of nights ago I was in a dark area when 3 fine, upstanding young men who never did nuttin' wrong, they were good boys, attempted in a physical way to help me bear the burden of the voluminous...
Posted by Ron Bender on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST

Walter Reed Hospital

A month or two back I was priveleged to get to perform for some of the soldiers and their families at Walter Reed Hospital. Ernie Miller puts on the show, as well as doing many other charita...
Posted by Ron Bender on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:01:00 PST

Funniest Person in Baltimore

Did the Funniest Person in Baltimore Contest last night. It was fun and the crowd was into the show (which is a good thing). The Comedy Factory stage now has a step up to it (which is a great thing!)....
Posted by Ron Bender on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST

Welcome to My Myspace Space

Okay. I'm here. Now let's see if anyone can find me. If you can't find me here, I'll be at the DC Improv in Washington, DC on December 20th. In January I'll be in Winterhaven, Florida on the 10th, and...
Posted by Ron Bender on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 10:26:00 PST