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storck

Lazy and Impatient

About Me

I am a Comedian traveling the country and telling jokes. I have been called the Susan Lucci of comedy and sometimes i think that's accurate. If you aren't familiar with the reference I don't blame you, I had to have it explained to me too.

My Interests

SNOWBOARDING!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

You at one of my shows. Preferably without a gun pointing at me.

Music:

REQUEST ME ON XM RADIO AND HELP ME FUND MY DEATH RAY!!!

Movies:

Windy City Heat, The Aristocrats, Super Troopers, Kingpin, Star Wars, Ronin, Spice World, American Bukake 32, Kentuck Fried Movie, UHF, Triumph of the Will 2: Citizens on Patrol

Books:

The Dictionary, The Power of Now, Comic Insights, Good touch Bad touch, Goofus and Galant-Journey from Narcissism to Codependency, I'll read just about anything...Free Pamphlets, Signs on the highway, The fine print (twice... because their always trying to screw you), Every single item on the drive thru menu when people are clearly in a hurry behind me, Your body language, Between the lines, The instruction manual, Over people's shoulders, While moving my lips, One blog a year no more no less.

Heroes:

Are what misinformed people call subs. Other misnomers are: grinder, hogie, yee-hroh, asphalt, and ralph.

My Blog

Fossil Watches?

so, a friend of mine bought me a fossil watch as a gift over the summer. it's a nice watch and i really like it, but there's one problem, the band keeps breaking. the pin that holds the band on has ...
Posted by storck on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 11:50:00 PST

HBO’s "Clicky" 21

well, i didn't make it to las vegas and the comedy festival after all. i want to thank all the people that voted for me, and spread the word to others to vote as well. i know that a lot of people (t...
Posted by storck on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:46:00 PST

L.O.L.

everywhere i go online i see the "word" LOL. as far as i know, it's not actually a word as defined by any dictionary, it's an abbreviation that exists only on the internet, chat, instant messaging, a...
Posted by storck on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:09:00 PST

Almond Smash and Suburban Cola

anyone that knows me knows that i am a soft drink lunatic and zealot. i used to be a die had coke drinker until they changed the formula, at which point i made the transition over to pepsi. the rest...
Posted by storck on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:32:00 PST

i'm thinking of giving up my dream

i don't know how much more of this i can take. i have been doing stand up comedy for almost nine years now, and i don't know what i'm doing wrong. i have been fighting the urge to just give up and q...
Posted by storck on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

forward this blog

just got another godamn forward from someone who didn't have the common courtesy to blind carbon copy. so now i can expect 432 replies from every jackass who also doesn't have the decency to "reply to...
Posted by storck on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST

comedians

i've heard some people say that all comedians really want to be rock stars, and i don't think that's true. i think some comics do, but most really just want revenge, justification, or basic human acce...
Posted by storck on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST

logging is saving the planet

i wrote this blog but it's too much of a pain in the ass to duplicate it, so just got my regular blog page and read on....mike storck's blog
Posted by storck on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

my dog

i recently lost a dear friend of mine, a friend i have had since 1989. he was someone who was always there for me wether he felt like it or not, was a good friend even if he wasn't able to offer me go...
Posted by storck on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:43:00 PST

integrity and hack

hacking. one of the harshest terms in stand up comedy. to say that one is hack, is to say they suck. it's one of the worst insults one can make towards a comic. it is to say that they are unorigin...
Posted by storck on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST