Sh@nnon

Rescue me or shoot me - I don’t care just get me out of here

His Fucking Highness This morning our office manager sent out an email to everyone. This is what it said:"If you take the last of...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:18:00 PST

Good Old Ghetto-dalk

Last night about 2am I was woken up by some crazy lady (probably a drunk that just left one of the 2 bars within a 2 block radius of my house) screaming for someone to come outside. She said she had a...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

I got money in the bank...

Well, not yet, but soon. Our marketing girl was an idiot and she quit this afternoon, about 10 seconds before they fired her. So they are giving me the job in addition to being an assistant and a big ...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:42:00 PST

My retarded dog

Let's recap the last few days.Wednesday after work: I'm in the kitchen and the dog comes in and pukes. No big deal, just some puppy chow on a laminate floor.Thursday after work: bitch jumps up on my b...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:22:00 PST

Fucking Dundalk White Trash

So another fucking asshole decides to block my driveway. So AGAIN I call the cops to come ticket and I took a picture of the car, as I always do. Some idiot guy sees me do it and makes a comment. So I...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:01:00 PST

Happy Birthday Allie!

Allie is 1 Year Old! Happy Birthday Baby Girl! (yes I am dork and I love my dog)...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 05:39:00 PST

I know who dumb blonde jokes were modeled after

Bossman doesn't do a whole lot of things all by himself. But somehow, he managed to post an ad (which I don't think he did by himself but I know I didn't do it) for a new marketing person and he recei...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 07:00:00 PST

Ah, summertime......

Ocean City made the #3 spot on the Best American Boardwalks List.Best American Boardwalks By Philip ScherIt's hot. The ocean is shrouded in a mid-summer haze and the shriek of seagulls fills the ai...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Thu, 24 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

I'm Getting a Roommate!

My friend Terry (we met freshman year at Salisbury) is moving into my basement in August. It's lonely living alone and I am looking forward to some company (and the extra money isn't bad either). So n...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:56:00 PST

DON'T BLOCK MY FUCKING DRIVEWAY!

So I walk out of my house to go to work this morning and some fucking genius is parked at the end of my driveway. So I had to call the cops, and, of course, all they can do is ticket the moron, they c...
Posted by Sh@nnon on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST