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Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag)

Always ask someone you love before you put anything in your mouth.

About Me


aim = mnkygrrl
Most people have an inner child, I'm a child with an inner adult. I can be incredibly quiet at times and at others can be a total chatterbox. I'm incredibly uncoordinated and often clumsy. I'm definitely hotter on myspace. I invented the “food wheel” because my friends and I are often indecisive but yearn to try new things, and thus we allow the wheel to guide us; The food wheel has yet to steer us wrong. I can't completely execute a cartwheel without falling over. I'm left-handed. When I'm depressed or bored I dye my hair. Some of my friends call me Martha but honestly, Ms. Stewart has nothing on me (except maybe a few million dollars, but money isn’t everything). I love to learn and/or try new things. Wanna go to a random hole in the wall bar or restaurant or checkout some obscure band or play? I'm your girl. I have an irrational fear of rabbits. I’m addicted to caffeine. I love board games and card games, Settler’s Of Catan is my reigning favorite. I love anything cutsey. I'm a hopeless romantic. I changed my mind about avacados, they are delicious and I want to eat them all. I don't take sides. I love long drives to nowhere and spontaneous plans. I love being in the city in the middle of it all just as much as I love being out in the middle of woods away from everything. I can't thoroughly enjoy a “sammich” unless it's been cut once diagonally. I secretly flip people off when they don't wave after I've let them over on the highway. How does one secretly flip someone off? I flip them off with my hand below the dash. If you’re nice I may bake you a cake. I love my family. I'm a member of the SFF: A super, top-secret organization devised one evening by my dear friend Moe and I while intoxicated at The Warf Rat. SFF-4-Life! is one of my raison d'être, which is a French expression I know, because of this amazing book I read, thanks to one of my favoritest people EVER, Mister P.Fishy. My three favoritest people in the whole wide world who I love more than is humanly possible to express are Matthew Shiver, Sarah Fisher, and Paul Galbraith (Pacofish) they are my all my raison d'être.

My Interests

imperfection, experimentation, awkwardness, unique individuals, wine, coffee, good food, cooking, baking, Guinness, hiking, camping, music, handmade pottery, performance art, thrift stores, playgrounds, hoola hoops, roller skates, swings, parks, waterfalls, flowers, mountains, walking around the city, hand-dancing, window shopping, small bars, cozy corners, sugar highs, trivia nights, random plans, board games, rockabilly style, traveling, ugly dolls, tiki gods, irish car bombs, decorating, gardening, flowers, learning new things, leopard print, make-up, long drives to nowhere, corn mazes, adventures, red lipstick, museums, festivals, plastic pink flamingo lawn ornaments, monkeys, robots, drive-in movies, shoes, celtic jewelry, amber, art exhibits, people watching, trying new things...

I'd like to meet:

Everyone. Even if we've already met. Including, but not limited to people to learn from and/or learn with, free spirits, coffee drinkers, Social Smokers, Chefs, Adventure Seekers, Artists, Musicians, Radical thinkers, Performers, Wallflowers, Skeptics, Comedians, Stilt Walkers, Jugglers, Graphic Artists, Designers, Introverts, Extroverts, Moon Monsters.

Music:

Almost everything. Seriously.

Movies:

I love movies, save for the ridiculously stupid ones. Lately I've found that I actually do like some "chick flicks." It's possible I'm becoming a girl.
Fight Club, The Boondock Saints, Suicide Kings, The Specials, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shaun of the Dead, Kung Fu Hustle, Shallow Grave, Versus, Battle Royale, The Life Aquatic, Office Space, Super Troopers, The People Under The Stairs, Being John Malkovich, American Beauty, The Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth, Sin City, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Army of Darkness, Cecil B. Demented...

Television:

True Blood, Flight of the Conchords, The Office, Dexter, Little Britain, The Young Ones, Absolutely Fabulous, Pushing Daisies, House, Futurama, The State, The Kids In the Hall... I'm easily entertained.

Books:

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, a number of books by Kurt Vonnegut, The Dada Market, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close, by Jonathan Saffron Foer.

Heroes:

"Superheroes don't get Oscars, they get action figures."

My Blog

The Labyrinth

It was my first time and like most first times it was awkward in some ways but also exciting and amazing and complex and difficult and& ultimately beautiful. It was my meager forty miles& but now I'm ...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Mon, 26 May 2008 07:24:00 PST

Airing out the psyche.

My Dearest Murphy, Please go fugh yourself. If possible, please do this while simultaneously lighting yourself on fire and jumping off of the nearest bridge. Thank you, Management   Every...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 07:23:00 PST

Your mission should you choose to accept it&.

Attention Artists, Friends, and& well&. EVERYONE! Jim Super-Awesome-and-Amazing McHugh  (who you may also know as OH MY JIM! / McIllustrator.com) posted a special coloring assignment for Lex...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:40:00 PST

Stubborn Blonde Syndrome

I hate asking people for help. I hate complaining and when I do complain I feel like a selfish jerk because I know everyone has problems and most peoples are worse then my own so why do I have a right...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:31:00 PST

F is for Friday and FUN! (And... F&*@ my head hurts!)

I left work early with a horrific sinus infection. I can’t breathe and it seems that the more drugs I pump into my system the worse I feel... so I took a nap, ordered a Captain Harvey’s Ch...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 10:05:00 PST

Ive got the sun and the moon and the stars above, cause today I fell in love.

I stand corrected... I’m in "lust" NOT love. It’s true. And it happened on my lunch break. I was perusing the refrigerator case in an attempt to find Arizona Diet Green Tea with Mango when...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST

Two Glasses Of Wine

Thanks for posting this Tammy, I friggen love it!!! Yeah philosophy! Now... who’s up for two glasses of wine?Two Glasses of Wine... When things in your life seems almost too much to handle,when ...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:24:00 PST

Inner Monologue in E Flat Major

I’ve been using the word "hate" a lot. I haven’t allowed the word to escape my lips as yet, but it plagues my thoughts. I "hate" that word and it makes me feel bad that I’ve been thi...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 02:33:00 PST

"Sometimes you just want to forget who you are altogether."

I’ts now 4:30am and I’m awake... wide awake. That’s what happens when all of Dexter Seasons 1 & 2 appear on On Demand. I can’t stop watching it. I literally had to force myself...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:39:00 PST

Youre such a nutcase, I cant even begin to keep up.

I just had two shots of Kahlua courtesy of my boss who came around with a bottle and disposable shot glasses. A guy I work with made it, and I must admit, it was pri-tea good. I’ve never had str...
Posted by Scaredy Kat (Pirate Queen Douchebag) on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:17:00 PST