I breathe, I eat, I shit, I sleep, and sometimes I fuck. Simply put....I'm complicated. My name is Nat, I'm a 6'3" smart ass. I have my nipple and eyebrow pierced, and working on getting my next (but that one is a secret). Lets see...I'm bluntly honest, sarcastic, and alot of fun. I'm not here looking for 'someone special' or any of that crap, just some new interesting people. I started my own snowboard manufacturing business... Boner Boards
So instead of me telling about myself, I have decided to let my friends do it for me...
Brandon- nat is out of control!!!! he is just nat u cant describe him ne other way
Scotty Ballz- nat is the greatest FUCKER of all! he fucks anything
Nick- My name is Nathaniel and I'm a late 20 something who's pretty much never left high school. I put my hair in a mohawk thinking that I would get chicks, but they just bone my friends instead. But it's okay, I still get laid anyway. Fuck bitches and fuck hoes... I like to drink, fuck, sleep, shit, and play stupid party games on my X-Box. But I must say, I throw a hell of a party (I had my own party business for like 2 months). Eat my fuck and lick my nuts.
Sara Kraft- nat is great. and everything makes him want to fuck. duh.
Stacia- Nat is a crazy mf-er. He's where the party's at. Like, one night, we were all in his kitchen and he jumped through the table and started making snow angels in a pile of glass. He got a hole in his ass but it was all good. And plus, everything makes him wanna fuck. Nat is awesome.
Kristin- Nat you are awesome. Seriously, one of the coolest people i have met. I don't know if i am considered your friend but i have hung around you a bit and i find you to be pretty funny. Plus you sing the little mermaid song and that is a plus...
Sarah Sieracki- outgoing and gutsy.
Phylicia- you're silly and like to push things off/away.
Jen- anybody who likes spongebob has to be badass.
Lance- nat is just down right sexy in all aspects of life, there you go thats my post
Justin Bogdan- you dont have feelings....... nah cant be that much of a dick I wouldnt be invited to your partys :)
You should do it makin yourself out to be the biggest dick in the world, and yes I know you have your moments but still just be like fuck this fuck that blah blah
Michelle- you're a fucking renegade... after all, you deleted TOM
Dawny- My Jester, you are one of a kind. No one is anything like you, they couldnt even try. You have such a warm and caring heart, and you ALWAYS put others before you. When anyone needs a shoulder you are the man they call, friends are so important to you and you can make anyones bad day into a good one. I wish we could see each other more. You know you hold a special place in my heart. You deserve so much. Hugs & Kisses
Dan- nat is a fig netwon
Melissa- nat is a silly mongrul. ur funny because u always say random stuff that is irrelevant to our conversation and can always make me laugh when im pissed off
Jade- Nat is by far the god of funny, but that's given. He is also a very good friend in times of need with great advice and wisdom (thanks Nat!). Everyone should be so lucky to know him!
Marty- crazay ass mofo... i wanna get to one of your partys one day and see you in your element
Christine- I think you're great!! We have an interesting past.. but i think i'll always look back with fondness. You're an awesome guy, you deserve the best! :-)
karin- nice guy. a little weird but in a good way. very funny i love to read his blog. a good guy all around. oh and seems to like young girls.
Mary- I think I haven't spoken to you in forever. That you are a really really funny guy and provided some of my best memories from my year in the states. I think you like to dress up/have crazy themed parties - I remember a blacklight party at yours. I think I should probably email more to see how you are doing. How are you doing by the way. Is that the absolute truth.... I guess. Is that what you wanted or was this a ploy to get hot girls to confess their undying love for you ;) If I know you at all nat its probably a bit of both. :)
Ceaser (from this radio show that most of you probably never heard of)- "I breathe, I eat, I shit, I sleep, and sometimes I fuck.(what was his name) Simply put....I'm complicated"--WOW WOW, thats clever you list a bunch of simple things and then say you're complicated...WAKKA WAKKA, I hope you're gang rape'd by the Sacremento Kings Bench.
"I have my nipple pierced, and I just got my eyebrow done."--Your eye brow eh? Too bad that shard of metal couldn't have pierced your homohabalis brain. With a bean like that I wouldn't be surprised if you had a blog on here about menstral cycles...
"I'm not looking for 'someone special' or any of that crap, just some new interesting people"-- God this is such obvious schlock. You certainly are a 'loose cannon.' The only thing that would make you more of a douch bag is if you had a bunch of bogus testimonials from fake friends following this tripe. Why couldn't you jump into a barrell of barbwire with Freddy Mercury and make snow angels? And btw your Mother is a Cunt.
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