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About Me

I breathe, I eat, I shit, I sleep, and sometimes I fuck. Simply put....I'm complicated. My name is Nat, I'm a 6'3" smart ass. I have my nipple and eyebrow pierced, and working on getting my next (but that one is a secret). Lets see...I'm bluntly honest, sarcastic, and alot of fun. I'm not here looking for 'someone special' or any of that crap, just some new interesting people. I started my own snowboard manufacturing business... Boner Boards
So instead of me telling about myself, I have decided to let my friends do it for me...
Brandon- nat is out of control!!!! he is just nat u cant describe him ne other way
Scotty Ballz- nat is the greatest FUCKER of all! he fucks anything
Nick- My name is Nathaniel and I'm a late 20 something who's pretty much never left high school. I put my hair in a mohawk thinking that I would get chicks, but they just bone my friends instead. But it's okay, I still get laid anyway. Fuck bitches and fuck hoes... I like to drink, fuck, sleep, shit, and play stupid party games on my X-Box. But I must say, I throw a hell of a party (I had my own party business for like 2 months). Eat my fuck and lick my nuts.
Sara Kraft- nat is great. and everything makes him want to fuck. duh.
Stacia- Nat is a crazy mf-er. He's where the party's at. Like, one night, we were all in his kitchen and he jumped through the table and started making snow angels in a pile of glass. He got a hole in his ass but it was all good. And plus, everything makes him wanna fuck. Nat is awesome.
Kristin- Nat you are awesome. Seriously, one of the coolest people i have met. I don't know if i am considered your friend but i have hung around you a bit and i find you to be pretty funny. Plus you sing the little mermaid song and that is a plus...
Sarah Sieracki- outgoing and gutsy.
Phylicia- you're silly and like to push things off/away.
Jen- anybody who likes spongebob has to be badass.
Lance- nat is just down right sexy in all aspects of life, there you go thats my post
Justin Bogdan- you dont have feelings....... nah cant be that much of a dick I wouldnt be invited to your partys :) You should do it makin yourself out to be the biggest dick in the world, and yes I know you have your moments but still just be like fuck this fuck that blah blah
Michelle- you're a fucking renegade... after all, you deleted TOM
Dawny- My Jester, you are one of a kind. No one is anything like you, they couldnt even try. You have such a warm and caring heart, and you ALWAYS put others before you. When anyone needs a shoulder you are the man they call, friends are so important to you and you can make anyones bad day into a good one. I wish we could see each other more. You know you hold a special place in my heart. You deserve so much. Hugs & Kisses
Dan- nat is a fig netwon
Melissa- nat is a silly mongrul. ur funny because u always say random stuff that is irrelevant to our conversation and can always make me laugh when im pissed off
Jade- Nat is by far the god of funny, but that's given. He is also a very good friend in times of need with great advice and wisdom (thanks Nat!). Everyone should be so lucky to know him!
Marty- crazay ass mofo... i wanna get to one of your partys one day and see you in your element
Christine- I think you're great!! We have an interesting past.. but i think i'll always look back with fondness. You're an awesome guy, you deserve the best! :-)
karin- nice guy. a little weird but in a good way. very funny i love to read his blog. a good guy all around. oh and seems to like young girls.
Mary- I think I haven't spoken to you in forever. That you are a really really funny guy and provided some of my best memories from my year in the states. I think you like to dress up/have crazy themed parties - I remember a blacklight party at yours. I think I should probably email more to see how you are doing. How are you doing by the way. Is that the absolute truth.... I guess. Is that what you wanted or was this a ploy to get hot girls to confess their undying love for you ;) If I know you at all nat its probably a bit of both. :)
Ceaser (from this radio show that most of you probably never heard of)- "I breathe, I eat, I shit, I sleep, and sometimes I fuck.(what was his name) Simply put....I'm complicated"--WOW WOW, thats clever you list a bunch of simple things and then say you're complicated...WAKKA WAKKA, I hope you're gang rape'd by the Sacremento Kings Bench.
"I have my nipple pierced, and I just got my eyebrow done."--Your eye brow eh? Too bad that shard of metal couldn't have pierced your homohabalis brain. With a bean like that I wouldn't be surprised if you had a blog on here about menstral cycles...
"I'm not looking for 'someone special' or any of that crap, just some new interesting people"-- God this is such obvious schlock. You certainly are a 'loose cannon.' The only thing that would make you more of a douch bag is if you had a bunch of bogus testimonials from fake friends following this tripe. Why couldn't you jump into a barrell of barbwire with Freddy Mercury and make snow angels? And btw your Mother is a Cunt.
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My Blog

Drunken Tubing Time...EVERYONE IS INVITED-BRING SOME FRIENDS

Sunday: June 28th This little tradition started so many years ago when myself, my uncle and Dufel all decided to take a journey down a river in inner tubes while drinking some beers. It has now g...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 09:21:00 GMT

{Fun stuff} Steve and I decided to start a band...

(which means, I decided and told Steve we were). Our name is...We Have Bonersour first LP will include..."Just Wait Till I'm Done Washing These Balls!"A hard, angry song about how people can just make...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:54:00 GMT

{Random Thought} Technology...

So, I've been thinking alot about the advancements we have made as a species in the last 30 years. I had a conversation with an older gentleman about this a week ago. And I made the point that it is...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 20:18:00 GMT

{Random Thought} Flashing disco lights!

So, in driving around for my day job, I frequently come across these electronic signs around the schools that show you what speed you are going.  I am sure these will eventually become the speeding ca...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 20:56:00 GMT

{Life Anecdote} Blah Blah Blah

...i ride along on a short car ride.  This girl blabbers on about how we haven't hung out in awhile and we need to go out to dinner and catch up, and blah blah blah.And the entire time, all I think to...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 23:14:00 GMT

{Random Thought} I'm mean

     So, my roomate is deathly allergic to peanuts, and other various nuts.  (just not the ones in testicle form).       So, in an effort to try and eat all the hundreds of leftover hamburger buns fro...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:16:00 GMT

{Random Happenings} Spider vs. Centipede...

   So at work yesterday, a centipede must have gotten into the drain of the warehouse sink, and crawled its way up and was stuck in the sink.  Today, a spider must have noticed it, and decided to go a...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 12:54:00 GMT

{Event Planning} Beach house vacation (end of aug)

      So, everyone had such a great time on the cabin trip, that many people requested another vacation this year.  And since six months from the cabin trip is the end of summer, it seemed like a beac...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 09:03:00 GMT

{Self Exploration} And no, I don't mean masturbation...

     It's no secret that I am a huge socialite, and like to go out and meet hundreds upon hundreds of friends.  But, I've never really stopped to think about why do I have this uncontrollable friend w...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:13:00 GMT

{Life Anecdote} Cabin Trip recap...

     What a week.  Let me say planning a week long trip for 35 people sux.  But someone like me does this in hopes that the resulting 'awesome' week more than makes up for the additional work.  And so...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:38:00 GMT