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Faith zombie chicka

No day but today...

About Me


I got excellent intentions And unbeatable excuses And I'm moderate in vices With the usual abuses

I got entertaining stories And a cheerful disposition And fanatical devotion To a kamikaze mission

I got well-examined motives And a pre-ordained direction I'm utopian by preference But I'll settle for perfection

I got friends of every flavor Evangelical and shifty And if I can crack this open I'm taking everybody with me....

****DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME UNLESS I KNOW YOU! I WILL DENY YOU!****

My Interests

John Waters, ghost hunting, 80's, dancing, animals, tube socks, piercings, tattoos, crackers, 80's, thrift stores, sewing, 80's, hiking, climbing, 80's, cloves, fun hair, 80's, death photos, junk art, gettin dirty, exploring anything forgotten, modeling, drawing, travel, Baltimore, romance, books, MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES, social drinking, make up, cameras, theater, pin up art/modeling, ZOMBIES, mayhem, MADDNESS!

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I'd like to meet:

All I wants a boi to make me some mac and cheese...All I wants a boi to make me some mac and cheese...just straight up mac with no franks or peas but ever boi who's made me mac and cheese has always turned out to be a violent sociopath. All I wants a boi to make me some brussel sprouts...all I wants a boi to make me some brussel srouts...He'd know me inside and out but every boi who's made me brussel sprouts has always turned out to be a violent sociopath. All i wants a boi to make me ice tea from a powder...all I wants a boi to make me ice tea from a powder..but when I yell for joy and he yells louder cause every boi who's made me tea from a powder has always turned out to be a violent sociopath...All I wants a boi that's not a violent sociopath...all I wants a boi that's not a volent sociopath...I'd love him till my dying breath man fuck the food I'll starve to death if I can just find a boi that's not a violent sociopath.......

...This section was in severe need of an update so here it goes. I'm 25 years old and can easily be described as "an artist who has yet to find her nitch." I recently have had a case of the drawing bug, but like to paint, sculpt, and create various forms of what I like to call "junk art." I also model both for fun and the occasional extra cash. Although I both love and have a deep respect for photography, I find my talents better suited in front of a camera rather then behind it. I also do figure modeling for an art school in Georgetown. Enough of that bullshit... ...I love to dance and also take striptease at XPose fitness. I suck at it, but what can I say I enjoy it. In fact I enjoy it so much I now have a pole in my living room! I am bi sexual. This does NOT mean I sleep around, am incapable of being faithful, or into orgies. Do NOT, I repeat do NOT judge me on my pics. I enjoy posing for fetish photos, but I am in no WAY an easy lay. "Yo baby wanna hook up?" messages can and will be ignored. I am a huge animal lover most of all when it comes it exotics, though I feel activist groups are best described as Nazis. Yes I work with lab animals. Monkeys to be exact. Wanna fight me with your moral stands? I dare you! You'll loose! It takes a stronger person with a bigger heart to devote his/her life to these animals then those preaching against the research they are used in. Odds are you’re a hypocrite and don't even know it. I am a tattoo collector with 7 and counting. Ghost hunting can make for the best evening ever. I love going to creepy places, taking pics, and seeing what comes up. You would be really surprised!Yeah, I'm a nerd....and I'll cry if I want too.

Music:


I can seriously get into anything that ISN'T country. "Discourage inbreeding...BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!", Though I have a soft spot for anything 80s! What can I say I'm easy to please!

Movies:


Cecil B Demented, 4 Rooms, The Goodbye Girl, Powder, Labrynth, Neverending Story, Pecker, Pink Flamingos, Silence of the lambs, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clockwork Orange, Hackers, Little Shop of Horrors, Ginger Snaps, The Graduate, Natural Born Killers, Same time next year, Four Rooms, Chasing Amy, Almost Famous, But I'm a Cheerleader, The good girl, Boxing Helana, Party Monster, Quills, Saved, Rent, American Phycho, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Cecil B Demented, Pecker, and soooo much more!

Television:

That 70's Show, Fairly Odd Parents, The Simpsons, Who's line is it anyway?, Six Feet Under, Miami Ink, Myth Busters, It takes a thief, Friends, Trading Spaces (yeah, I'm THAT lame),

Books:

Cunt, Anne Rice Novels, Peter Pan, Lost, I'm with the band(Pamela des Barres), Wicked, Confessions of an ugly step sister, anything from Cunningham, and anything that will scare me!!!!

Heroes:


Angel from Rent

"Dr. Lecter" my squishy dog.

Melissa Auf Der Maur

and of COURSE Bettie Page!

My Blog

I really do!

That is all.
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 12:45:00 PST

Porn?

I finished my porn this evening.  There is a LOT wrong with it.  The right hand is too small.  In fact, the entire right arm is too small.  She doesn't have a long enough torso, he...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

Hurr

I JUST GOT MY HAIR DID!!!  W00T!  It was time I faced facts.  I am simply not meant for long hair.  So SHORT it is.  I am now a gothic vulcan.  I got my eyebrows waxed to...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:39:00 PST

Art fag...

I'm burning myself out on Miami Ink, but mmmmm Kat Von D!!!Looking back on the weekend I've realized that I have been sketching a lot.  Not such a bad thing.  I can't remember the last time ...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:45:00 PST

A lengthy update...

So Friday night was pretty much AWESOME!  Pants and I had a dangerously yummy dinner followed by a viewing of Pan's Labyrinth.  There are no words for how highly I recommend this film so jus...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 03:00:00 PST

mayhem!

I rarely use drive through tellers when depositing paychecks.  I did today.  I had a nearly overwhelming urge to drive up only to steal the canister and speed away in a flash.  Anyone e...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:10:00 PST

Ginger

Too. Damn. tired.  Where to begin?  It would be time better spent if I were to go to sleep rather then post on lj.  Sadly I can't sleep because *I* am baking cookies.  Ginger cooki...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

No day but today...

So. Damn. Sleepy.  Yet creative juices are flowing.  I started a new drawing a few days ago.  This will be a practice of patience.  Unlike my usual shit I am going to attempt to ma...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

Foolish Girl...

-again- if your seeing this twice I'm sorry! I no want to go to PetSmart ::kicks and screams:: IrelandIrelandIreland ::sigh:: Insomnia has been kicking my butt again.  It had been a few month...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

There was never any point...

MMMM the apartment smells of cake and rose petals.  I could get used to this.  I just finished baking a cake for the pot luck on Wednesday.  Yes I can bake!  I can't cook to save m...
Posted by Faith zombie chicka on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 03:45:00 PST