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Tom Myers

Stand-up Comic, Writer, Aspiring Political Pundit

About Me

When you think of comedian Tom Myers, you think of a comedian who is not afraid to try anything new onstage. Tom presents a different kind of comedy, a kind of comedy that appeals to the big city intelligencia yet can also play to the small-town crowds.
Tom has performed in nine states plus DC, playing at not only comedy clubs and colleges, but also in theaters, art spaces, bars and restaurants for such diverse groups as high school and college students, senior citizens, cancer survivors and also for our nation's wounded soldiers during performances at Walter Reed Army Medical Hospital.
Tom has also been featured on radio, television and in print media all over the country.
So why not come out and see Tom, a comedian who cares about entertaining you (and a great writer of the third person). Or better yet, request him at a performance venue near you.
Events Quarterly , Spring 2007
Tom Myers started performing stand-up comedy in 2001 at Goucher College. Since then, he performed at various events on campus before he graduated in 2005 with a degree in History. His first comedy club appearance was in January of 2004 at Tootsie's Comedy Club, located at the 152 Bar and Grill in his hometown of Fallston, Maryland. Additionally, he also performed at the Baltimore Comedy Factory, where he competed in his first Funniest Person in Baltimore competition. In February 2006, Tom made his debut at the Improv Comedy Club in Washington, DC when he performed at the DC Comedy Showcase contest. Although he didn't place, Tom proved to those in doubt that he could win over the audience in a professional comedy club setting. In October 2006, Tom performed for a hundred wounded soldiers and their families at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, DC. In April 2008, Tom made his debut on Local Point TV, a DC-based channel on Comcast.
In just a few years, Tom has entertained (and even puzzled) audiences using his unique sense of humor as well as his political and social insights in Maryland, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio, South Carolina, New Jersey, New York and the District of Columbia including major cities such as Baltimore, Richmond, Philadelphia, Washington and New York City as well as college crowds at Goucher College and Coppin State in Baltimore as well as Virginia Tech and Clemson University.
In addition to being a stand-up comic, Tom had his own show on Goucher Student Radio while he was in college. For two hours a week during the semesters, he hosted, wrote and produced "The Myers Experience," where he commented on news stories using his acerbic sense of humor.
Tom is also an actor. He played the role of the Hatter, a bitter aging comedian, in Alice in Americaland at the 2001 Harford County Drama Festival during his senior year at Fallston High School. In 2004, he performed in two original stage productions, The Newport Flower Convention and DIN, at Goucher. That same year, he appeared in Goucher's production of the Jean-Paul Sartre play No Exit. This role kept Tom on stage without a break for 96 minutes and is one of Tom's strongest dramatic roles.
On 24 September 2004, Tom produced and starred in his own one-man political show, Words of Mass Destruction, at Goucher and released a CD of the same title two weeks later! On August 24, 2006, Words of Mass Destruction was re-released on MT6 Records , an independent label based in Baltimore. The CD, which also features clips of "The Myers Experience," is available for purchase on his website as well as at CD Baby , Tower Records Online , Amazon.com , MT6 Records Online and Apple iTunes .
Tom is currently in the process of recording album number two. More details forthcoming!
In September of 2006, Tom was one of the founders (along with Brett the Irish Comic) of the Heathens of Comedy .
Tom currently resides in Fallston, Maryland, and performs mainly in Maryland, Virginia and the District of Columbia. He looks forward to seeing you at one (or all) of his shows.
To any Friends of Tom in the Baltimore area, why not check out The Baltimore Orioles ?
Past Shows Where Tom Has Been Featured (on more than just the poster)

My Interests

stand-up comedy, writing and performing, traveling, reading newspapers or any good books, and the Baltimore Orioles (to a fault).

By tom_myers at 2008-04-26

I'd like to meet:

Uh, I guess I would like to meet the following:
Anyone who likes me
Anyone who doesn't like me
Anyone who's dead
Anyone who's in a persistent vegetative state
I guess that's it.

Music:

The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix
In memory of Bill Hicks (1961-1994)

Special thanks to Chedsorr

Movies:

Whatever it is, I'll wait until the book comes out.
Of course, I do have my exceptions.

Television:

Law & Order
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (notice a pattern?)
Rescue Me
Last of the Summer Wine
These are the only shows I find worth watching and therefore make an effort to watch.

Books:

"The Gnostic Gospels" by Elaine Pagels
"The Trial" by Franz Kafka
"Leap into Darkness" by Leo Bretholz
"Homicide" by David Simon
"Lies My Teacher Told Me" by James Loewen
"Lies Across America" by James Loewen

Heroes:

My parents for putting me on this bizarre planet and my family for the wonderful world in which I grew up. There are too many of them to thank.
Comedically, my heroes are Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks and Charlie Chaplin.

My Blog

My Return to Magoobys - come on out!

Hello all! I am going to return to Magooby's Joke House on Thursday, June 26. The club is located in the downstairs of the Bowman restaurant, 9306 Harford Road in Parkville (just off Beltwa...
Posted by Tom Myers on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:03:00 PST

The Gas Prices Email/Blog Phenomenon (My View)

I received this email twice this morning and someone else posted it as a MySpace blog. I accessed all three of these within five minutes, so I thought I would respond. This email (or one very similar ...
Posted by Tom Myers on Fri, 16 May 2008 12:24:00 PST

Dungeons, Dragons & Sex

I just read that Gary Gygax, the creator of Dungeons and Dragons, passed away. I find it very ironic that the creator of one of the biggest geek games in the world died at the age of, get this, SIXTY-...
Posted by Tom Myers on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST

Apparently, Im running for Congress!

Well, I'm not. But someone of the same name is, so if you live in the Erie area, vote for him! http://www.tommyersforcongress.com/ Now, um, I guess get out there and vote. ~TOM...
Posted by Tom Myers on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

Ice 1, Man Responsible For Protecting Our Country From Terrorists 0

You can imagine how concerned I was for our natrion's security when I found this little gem in detail after reading the scroll bar on MSNBC: Pentagon Chief Breaks Right Arm WASHINGTON (AP)  Defense ...
Posted by Tom Myers on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:31:00 PST

Heres an, ummmm, interesting hotel review

This Saturday, I'm doing a show in New Jersey. The show may run late, so I thought I was going to spend the night. Because of the fact that I am a comic, I am looking at "budget" hotels in the area. S...
Posted by Tom Myers on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

My states primary is tomorrow

Tomorrow, I will go to the cafeteria at Fallston High School and I will vote in my first Primary election. I could have voted in three others already, but I was registered as a "non-affiliated" voter ...
Posted by Tom Myers on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

Petes Candy Store YouTube video

A video excerpting the comics from Pete's Candy Store on January 14 is on YouTube now! You can catch my 53-second clip at the 4:30 mark, just after the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome joke. What an opener, eh?...
Posted by Tom Myers on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:33:00 PST

I’m doing another showcase at Magooby’s on the 31st!

Hello all! I am going to be doing another show locally! On Thursday, January 31st, I will be performing in a contest at Magooby's Joke House (formerly Tracy's Comedy Club) located in the downstairs of...
Posted by Tom Myers on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:03:00 PST

Reaction to the death of Heath Ledger

There are many women out there (many of them in my age bracket) who are devastated about the death of Heath Ledger. Perhaps justifiably so.To those of you ladies out there who may be suffering from Br...
Posted by Tom Myers on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:52:00 PST