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Comedian CJ Burney-Big Business!

To Make People laugh, is a gift from God

About Me

33 years old From Baltimore, Maryland 5’10 Weight: None of your damn Business! Mind yours! hazel eyes Bald headI like:Going to the movies ( Either Blockbuster or going to the theater_ Im not cheap! Bowling Going to comedy Clubs of course Playing Playstation 2 when no one is looking I have a great sense of humor and i am a down to earth and i love to make people laugh! Its hard but it’s fun!I have only been doing comedy since April of this year and so far things have been going well! I had the opportunity to open up for Micheal Blackson and i made it to the semi finals of a comedy competition and that says allot for my first year or first couple of months as a stand up comic! Im a learner, so i am willing to learn the game and the rules of stand up comedy. I never thought in a million years that i could get up and stand in front of allot of people and tell jokes! Fucking Weird! But here i am. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well Since that i am just starting out in doing stand up comedy, i would like to have had the opportunity to meet Richard Pryor. He is the godfather of comedy along with Red Foxx, Flip Wilson, Eddie Murphy,But the second person i would really like to meet is martin lawrence, I mean the guy inspired me to want to do comedy. He was at the time when i was coming up the funniest man in show business! Without a doubt in my mind. But now we come to 2006, I would like to meet all comedians because i would like to get the feel of what they feel when they do it. I am just a person willing to learn about to becoming better at being a comedian, so i am a student of the game for right now bitches! But when i get better, I will be the same person that i am today, nothing won't change,......except my mailing address! LOL

Music:

I like anything that sounds good!But most importantly Listen to hip hop, some r & b music, Club Music (baltimore Club Music) of course, i gotta represent for my city! But i will listen to just about anything!

Movies:

I like Comedy and Action movies that's it! NO CHICK FLICKS!!! Those movies are fucking boring, i fall asleep!! I am sorry ladies, i have done it before and i will do it again!

Television:

Where can i start? I love Reality shows, but damn, how much shit can you come up with?? I married a gay pirate or who is the worst baby momma? You know bullshit like that, But i love it! Flavor of love really had you thinkning??? Do they like this nicca?? Damn, is it me or flavor flav look like a dick with gold teeth! LMAO!!!! But seriously. I watch shows like, Hogan Knows best, Viva La Bam, Run's house, Comic View, Everybody hates chris, WWE Monday Night Raw and Smackdown, The Boondocks, The Jamie Foxx Show, In Living Color, My Wife and kids, Bernie mac show, how much television do i watch....Plenty!!!! So i dont need to go on!

Heroes:

Heroes? People that are heroes to me are people from everyday life in general, a heroe does not have to be a celebrity or someone famous! But Martin luther King is a heroe to me because what he did for african americans no man or woman can touch and he help african americans get the same rights as white people and you just can't find a better heroe! There are great people and there is not enough space for me to type

My Blog

DUDES IZ TRIPPIN!!! HARD!

Do you ever look at some of the comments guys leave on these women myspace pages?? Did you ever think that this could not even be her?? This could be a picture from Back in the day and now she looks l...
Posted by Dat Rookie of Comedy! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST