Kurt

Well, I hate to mislead people by withholding information about myself, so I'll just say this up front: I'm great. I mean, just LOOK at me!! That chiseled profile, those care-worn eyes. I'm a veritable smorgasbord of supreme masculine sexiness. Let's say, for example, that I was a tray of that mystery sludge that a cafeteria attendant glops onto your plate. Everyone in the room would want an extra glop. They'd keep returning to the line until their plates were nothing more than giant steaming heaps of me. It's quite a fitting analogy, really: The world is a cafeteria, and I'm a giant steaming heap. Im also a musician who plays in bars, which of course means that a) I'm filthy stinkin' rich, and 2) I certainly have my priorities in order.But enough about me. My wife thinks I'm incredibly sexy too! An extremely high compliment, since she herself is absolutely stunning. And my two kids? Why, they're even more adorable than I am! (If that's at all humanly possible.) My current band is "Walk-Ins Welcome", a kickin' high energy country band on my Top 4 list of Friends (click upon the thumbnail if ye doubt the claim!!), although I've been known- notoriously- as the Freelancing Keyboard Playa From Hell in some circles, and even moreso in squares, but particularly in those archaic nondescript polygons and rhomboids which, when colored in neon green, can greatly affect one's depth perception. Anyway, if you see me out playing somewhere, you need not be intimidated by my greatness nor my casual demeanor in light of my megastardom. Just come over and say 'Hi', for crap's sake!!!!Okay, you may now return to your daily business. Kurt has spoken.