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Rob Durham

Still in my 20's

About Me

I'm fun and I shower a lot. If you would like me to add you as a friend please send me an e-mail. I'm working as a comic full time now, not full time enough to have money but it's okay. I moved from Columbus, Ohio to St. Louis in August of '05. I write blogs on here from time to time but the real stuff is on RobDurhamComedy.com at my journal. I may need to sleep on your couch if I'm passing through your town. Obviously I will want to use your shower but I will provide my own soap. I will pretend to have my own shampoo but I will actually use your expensive brand. I will not drip water onto your bathroom floor. Do you have any Q-tips?

My Interests

Support me and buy a t-shirt. We have regular t's in black or navy blue and baby doll style in pink! Click on pictures to learn and see more!

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Elves and pin monkeys. Other than that I want to know how it's possible that my classmates have children who are now older than me, congrats on that. I also think it's amusing when people use their myspace page to try and win their ex back with stupid pictures, poems, lyrics, songs by people from American Idol, and CAPITAL LETTERS WITH WORDS LIKE "4EVER!" Also, if you are your own photographer for most of your pictures, perhaps you should work on making real friends instead of just myspace ones...log off, go to a bar...then you can take some more realistic photos. You might even get to pose with a really hot person who you don't even know, but your myspace friends (and EX!) think you do know them, so use that as your default picture! Be sure to post a meaningless survey so that said "ex" will click on your profile and see that you've moved on, then they'll want you back (especially when they hear your profile song!). Be sure to be coy yet somehow obvious in your survey about the last person you've slept with, and hey--did you just bump yourself up on your profile's "income?" $60,000!!! Well that's how you afforded that awesome house surrounded by nothing! Keep living your life to pay off that mortgage so you can have a place to call your own...5 minutes away from your parents.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, The Cranberries, Pinback, Modest Mouse, Fiona Apple, Morphine, Guns N Roses, STP, Velvet Revolver, OAR, DMB, Postal Service

Movies:

I've only seen a few but I have watched every NFC and AFC Championship since 1986.

Television:

In this photo I have chopped my head off to show off the navy blue style.

Books:

coloring, self-help

Heroes:

...is an overrated show.

My Blog

Way to go teenagers

Only 3 out of 10 kids are eligable for the military due to lack of graduating, criminal records, or fitness.  I wasn't in the military but I was at least able to if I decided that's what I wanted...
Posted by Rob Durham on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 04:13:00 PST

I want a podcast

I do.  And I know my comedy buddies would only listen to it to see how awful it was, but I don't care.  I'm sure I have lots to say.  I'm not sure who my audience would be, if it would ...
Posted by Rob Durham on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:27:00 PST

Digital Crockpots

For a brief moment I was without cable, Internet, car, or anything.  Then I found my neighbor's signal and soon Enterprise will be here with a car.  Apparently they'll pick me up.  I'm ...
Posted by Rob Durham on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

My car is officially dead

Bonus blog...My car's engine blew up.  Something leaked or something and some "vital fluid" was missing, and it died.  It drive me home fine this morning.  Now it's dead.  I was su...
Posted by Rob Durham on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:29:00 PST

Food chain of all of my stuff breaking

..TR> Food chain of all of my stuff breaking So as you read, my cellphone batter barely works, the charger stopped working, so I had to use my car charger to call anyone...I had a car phone pretty ...
Posted by Rob Durham on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

When everything breaks

Beth and I got a new computer today which is good because this one is 4 years old and getting worse.  It breathes really hard when I ask it to do something.  I used to think it was a sigh of...
Posted by Rob Durham on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:16:00 PST

It almost happened

I did a show in Belle, MO the other day in a bar that's closing down in a week.  The headliner and I were skeptical because we had never heard of the town and these types of gigs can go either wa...
Posted by Rob Durham on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 11:02:00 PST

Now it’s my turn

This is awful!  All I can talk about is wedding stuff.  I've been left in charge of too much!  I've got 5 groomsmen and 2 ushers!  Guy friends don't really care to discuss all this...
Posted by Rob Durham on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:54:00 PST

I’m moving

Beth and I found a place to live over in Bellville...in her same complex just in a 2-bedroom instead.  It'll do for the year which is sure to be busy with wedding plans and such.  We may hav...
Posted by Rob Durham on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:55:00 PST

Thank You Bellville

Thank you to everyone who came out and supported me this week.  The shows went well and you bought lots of t-shirts which I expect you all to wear at the fair this September and freak my fiance o...
Posted by Rob Durham on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 09:34:00 PST